Murder set to be legalised by xmas

Millicent · 19-07-2010 03:58PM

Morlar wrote: »

Wow that inverse godwin didn't take long did it - post #3 ! going for a record ?

This thread title is a dissappointment - I had my enemies list ready and everything

Was just trying to succinctly sum up the thread title.

And you can still use the list. Luring them to your home is the hard part.

Overheal · 19-07-2010 03:58PM

Wiggum: (Plucks string) Now sideshow bob cant get in without me knowing and once a man is in your home anything you do to him is nice and legal.

Homer: Is that so? (Leans out window and calls to Ned.) Oh Flanders, won't you join me in my kitchen? (Homer waits to pounce Ned and pounds his fist into his hand.)

Wiggum: Uh, it doesn't work if you invite them in.

Ned: Hidely Hey!

Homer: Go home.

Ned: Toodly Doo!

Morlar · 19-07-2010 03:59PM

Millicent wrote: »

Was just trying to succinctly sum up the thread title.

And you can still use the list. Luring them to your home is the hard part.

I know I am sneaking off to buy a shotgun & a rocking chair and to leave the window ajar after I post this. Come to papa.

19-07-2010 03:59PM

Good news, and a good step. But to be honest, it was always legal at my house. If you broke in, you would never get out in one piece. Anyone coming near my home, where my daughter sleeps would never get out in one piece. Ive had enough crap happen to me over the years without anyone violating my home, my sanctuary. Whatever means nessecary.

Theres enough **** on the streets, Ill be damned if it comes to my home .

Brendog · 19-07-2010 04:00PM

murder in your home is legal?!?!

NICE!!

this is gonna make getting the TV remote off my brothers so much easier:D

genericguy · 19-07-2010 04:01PM

uwala wrote: »

As5hole Dermot Ahern once again trying to make a name for himself before he eventually tries for Taoiseach.

imagine his CV:

"increased the profitability of drug dealing and enhanced the product range of gangland criminals.
made it illegal to take the lord's name in vain.
ensured that priests faced no criminal charges or investigation in the face of thousands of rape allegations, and made sure the gheys were not allowed to get married."

I can see it now:

"if i were Taoiseach, i would rename the country 'the holy roman catholic republic of ireland', so please, grannies na hEireann, use your vote."

GavRedKing · 19-07-2010 04:01PM

Murder or slef defence using deadly force??

Either way its a win - win for people with the balls to stand up to someone breaking into their homes

My name is URL · 19-07-2010 04:04PM

Yeah, all those hardened criminals will detest this news that someone has a right to clunk 'em over the head with a hurley stick.. or maybe they'll just arm themselves instead

Really all this is is the judicial system showing its inability to properly and consistently sentence people for such crimes.. they're passing the responsibility to fight crime onto you

Millicent · 19-07-2010 04:04PM

Morlar wrote: »

I know I am sneaking off to buy a shotgun & a rocking chair and to leave the window ajar after I post this. Come to papa.

Might wanna leave a trail of chocolate/heroin/money/naked ladies leading to your house, just to make sure they get there.

Fairly sure you can't shoot out of the window though. Damn bureaucracy!

Morlar · 19-07-2010 04:07PM

Millicent wrote: »

Might wanna leave a trail of chocolate/xxxxxx/money/naked ladies leading to your house, just to make sure they get there. Fairly sure you can't shoot out of the window though. Damn bureaucracy!

Hey if I could muster up a trail of those I'd lock that window.

plein de force · 19-07-2010 04:07PM

so what? if you go into someones house with the intention of robbing it and probably the intention of hurting the occupiers if they get in your way you deserve everything you get.

you don't happen to be from the criminal loving irish council for civil liberties do you?

Biggins · 19-07-2010 04:10PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Santa's gonna be fcuked this year.

A tune suddenly came into my head "I saw mama sucking..." :pac:

Sucked and f**ked - Santa would be so lucky!

Dr Strange · 19-07-2010 04:12PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Santa's gonna be fcuked this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57_yqVIqJTs

doncarlos · 19-07-2010 04:15PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

You also need an unregistered/ stolen firearm to place beside the burgular after you shoot him/ her.

Not at all just stick one of your kitchen knives in his hand. Hey presto you shot an armed intruder!

easyeason3 · 19-07-2010 04:19PM

doncarlos wrote: »

Not at all just stick one of your kitchen knives in his hand. Hey presto you shot an armed intruder!

:eek: :P

Carlos_Ray · 19-07-2010 04:21PM

Fantastic news. Its about time the laws in this country protected the law abiding citizens as opposed to the scum. I don't have a shot gun, but I'd love the opportunity to blow the head of some syringe wielding rat breaking into my house.

Scuid Mhór · 19-07-2010 04:21PM

merry christmas.

Bonito · 19-07-2010 04:22PM

Woah. Some scumbag dying by result of you defending your home and family is murder now? Mind = Blown.

tc2010 · 19-07-2010 04:23PM

Was this not brought in because someone broke into someones house, was attacked then sued the house owner for damages.

peasant · 19-07-2010 04:25PM

Carlos_Ray wrote: »

I don't have a shot gun, but I'd love the opportunity to blow the head of some syringe wielding rat breaking into my house.

As we know from a multitude of bad westerns, a shotgun only works outside, on the porch, with the swinging flyscreen door behind you.

Inside you need a pistol or a revolver ...neither of which you will get a permit for easily.

My name is URL · 19-07-2010 04:25PM

And I doubt the law needed to be clarified for those who would be so inclined to attack an intruder.. what has the case been up until now? Someone breaks into your gaf and you sit upstairs muttering a rant about how the law forbids you from doing anything about a situation which may endanger your life? I doubt it.. anyone that would instinctively protect themselves by using force in a scenario like this would do so regardless of any law being clarified for them.

It's a fcuking cop-out by the state

Sean Quagmire · 19-07-2010 04:26PM

tc2010 wrote: »

Was this not brought in because someone broke into someones house, was attacked then sued the house owner for damages.

It's also happened when a burgler hurt himself breaking into a house. He sued and won against the home owners who were asleep at the time.

My memory of that case is a bit blurry though...

Highly Salami · 19-07-2010 04:26PM

tc2010 wrote: »

Was this not brought in because someone broke into someones house, was attacked then sued the house owner for damages.

I think this may have prompted it:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_John_Ward

easyeason3 · 19-07-2010 04:26PM

tc2010 wrote: »

Was this not brought in because someone broke into someones house, was attacked then sued the house owner for damages.

That's the general gist but if you read between the lines it really says 'Go on lads, take a pot shot at the scumbag in you're house, we'll look after you'.

I want a rifle from Santa

fontanalis · 19-07-2010 04:27PM

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

It's also happened when a burgler hurt himself breaking into a house. He sued and won against the home owners who were asleep at the time.

My memory of that case is a bit blurry though...

What was the case? I'd love to know if one really exists.

Carlos_Ray · 19-07-2010 04:28PM

tc2010 wrote: »

Was this not brought in because someone broke into someones house, was attacked then sued the house owner for damages.

Yes it happens quite often. The scum bags seem to Know, and demand their rights. One of the reasons why people were calling for a change to the law. The audacity of these sh1ts is unbelieveable...

A scumbag robbed my car and was caught by the guards. The car was returned but it was wrecked. Inside the car I found a typical scum bag bubble jacket. Later that day, the Guards phoned and said that the scum bag wanted his coat back!!! I said that I found no coat and burnt it in my garden when I got off the phone.

Dyr · 19-07-2010 04:29PM

Now all we have to do is get loosen up the gun laws and let the games begin

peasant · 19-07-2010 04:31PM

My name is URL wrote: »

And I doubt the law needed to be clarified for those who would be so inclined to attack an intruder.. what has the case been up until now? Someone breaks into your gaf and you sit upstairs muttering a rant about how the law forbids you from doing anything about a situation which may endanger your life? I doubt it.. anyone that would instinctively protect themselves by using force in a scenario like this would do so regardless of any law being clarified for them.

It's a fcuking cop-out by the state

It'll boost the gun trade though, either side of the fence.

In these recessionary times all trade increase should be welcomed

:D:D

The minister is just creating new jobs.

Biggins · 19-07-2010 04:31PM

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

It's also happened when a burgler hurt himself breaking into a house. He sued and won against the home owners who were asleep at the time.

My memory of that case is a bit blurry though...

Thats what happens when you get a knock on the head when breaking in somewhere!

Lemegeton · 19-07-2010 04:40PM

Highly Salami wrote: »

This progressive society has gone toofar this time. Whatever next? Marijuana? Political correctness gone mad, I tells ya! source:http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/justice-minister-urges-restraint-ahead-of-new-home-protection-laws-466047.html

if a scumbag breaks into your home and threatens your safety and your family then all their rights go out the window and it should be legal to blow their head off, and now thankfully it will be.

Murder set to be legalised by xmas

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