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AH puns now banned.

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  • #62
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    phasers wrote: »
    Racecar is spelled the same way frontwards and backwards

    No it isn't. That's an uppercase 'r' at the start.


  • #63
    mark182
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭mark182


    but im a pun addict, i just love my punography


  • #64
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yes. They are mostly shíte and the same people make them over and over.....:rolleyes:

    • Head Shops.
    • Pick Up lines.
    • Things you dont say to a girl on the first date.
    There's really only so much of that yoou can put up with.

    Sure I think yesterday someone tried to start a "pick up line" thread.... seriously, there's possibly about 4 of them open already without another one.:rolleyes:


  • #65
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    No it isn't. That's an uppercase 'r' at the start.
    Capitalisation does not effect spelling.


    Edit: how does I draw head


  • #66
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    This is very fishy and its becoming unbearable


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  • #67
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Have you noticed the way in The Star and The Sun, everytime they talk about a hot woman with big breasts, they always describe them as ''Chest great'' or ''she was the breast of the rest''.

    I hate that.


  • #68
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Have you noticed the way in The Star and The Sun, everytime they talk about a hot woman with big breasts, they always describe them as ''Chest great'' or ''she was the breast of the rest''.

    I hate that.

    I find that not reading them is a novel method of not being annoyed by them.


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Have you noticed the way in The Star and The Sun, everytime they talk about a hot woman with big breasts, they always describe them as ''Chest great'' or ''she was the breast of the rest''.

    I hate that.

    Wait, wait, wait a second are you trying to tell me the sun has words?

    I thought it was all just pictures, like one of those pop-out picture books, but only for adults who like to look at page 3 instead!


  • #70
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    David Unimportant Oriole wrote: »
    Are you killing off the terrible jokes and other craic that goes along with using AH?.

    From the charter;




    All I can say is that the unfunny people, you know who you are - have won the day.

    hmm, i don't know what to say to that, after a few pints in the pub? the pub is strictly over 18's and there is no age restriction on AH, there has been threads about pronstars and such before and it was allowed yet if someone posts a naughty link then they get permabanned...inconsistent tbh imo...


  • #71
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Puntastic,puntanator,punated.
    And i still do not have a clue what an obvious pun is :(


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  • #72
    Me_Grapes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭Me_Grapes


    Rabies wrote: »
    After recent debates between AH users, mods, the Admins and those help folk over on FeedForward. Silly puns for the sake of thanks whoring are now banned.

    Any questions re this can be posted in the relevant Help Desk forum.

    Original funny puns may be tolerated.

    Posting a news story to only add a pun is not allowed.

    Remember, this is a discussion forum, not a pie eat competition.

    Thanks for your time.

    This has been the first of your weekly AH newsletters

    Alrighty, lets see then.
    W. Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
    Shakesphere, you stay.
    danniemcq wrote: »
    I was looking through threads yesterday to see if i could find a pun that made me laugh

    no pun in ten did
    dannymcq, you're ok.
    Lando_Griffin wrote: »
    Is this being to be inforced with impunity?
    Lando Griffin you're banned.
    Hasmunch wrote: »
    This is punbelieveable
    Hasmunch, gone.
    NothingMan wrote: »
    Did we do something wrong and this is our punishment?
    NothingMan, bye bye.
    Abrasax wrote: »
    Disaster is opun us.
    Abrasax, banned.
    Rylan wrote: »
    Pun
    Rylan, I like it, simple but effective. Enjoy your stay.
    stovelid wrote: »
    What exactly do you entendre to achieve by doing this?
    stovelid, I like the cut of your jib, you're not banned.
    NothingMan wrote: »
    I was just reading the Otis elevator strike thread, there were a few puns in at the start but most posts are actually about striking and unionisation etc... So maybe we're maturing.

    It was really uplifting to see.
    NothingMan, you're banned......I BANNED YOU!


  • #73
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    phasers wrote: »
    Racecar is spelled the same way frontwards and backwards

    It's a palindrome.

    I love that word.


  • #74
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's a palindrome.

    I love that word.


    So does Hannah...


  • #75
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Rabies wrote: »
    My pun penis is punnier than yours.
    My pun poon is punnier than WindSock's.
    WindSock wrote: »
    But where will we punnilinguists go to now?
    Oh wait, no it isn't. That shoulda got way more thanks - bravo sista...


  • #76
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Rabies wrote: »

    Ever get bored of them?

    Nope


  • #77
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Disaster is opun us.

    Me_Grapes wrote:
    Abrasax, banned.


    Rabies wrote: »
    Original puns may be tolerated.

    A Googlewhack circumvents the ban. ;)


  • #78
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Me_Grapes wrote: »
    Alrighty, lets see then.


    Shakesphere, you stay.


    dannymcq, you're ok.


    Lando Griffin you're banned.


    Hasmunch, gone.


    NothingMan, bye bye.


    Abrasax, banned.


    Rylan, I like it, simple but effective. Enjoy your stay.


    stovelid, I like the cut of your jib, you're not banned.


    NothingMan, you're banned......I BANNED YOU!
    Sour grapes!


  • #79
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Dudess wrote: »
    My pun poon is punnier than WindSock's.

    Any pun-ani in a storm.


  • #80
    Me_Grapes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭Me_Grapes


    Abrasax wrote: »
    A Googlewhack circumvents the ban. ;)
    Oh I'm sorry, must have missed that. I was going by puns that made me chuckle. Although, having read further into it, you've redeemed yourself with this
    Abrasax wrote: »
    If you can't beat them, pun them
    Abrasax, unbanned
    dolanbaker wrote: »
    Sour grapes!
    dolanbaker, you're hired.


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