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What age did you lose the aul virginity?

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    #62
    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    At 18 just to get rid of it. It was like watching daytime tv. You don't watch it out of enjoyment, you watch it cause it's there


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    #63
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Lost my virginity twice.

    First to a sofa / girls thigh.

    Then to the same girl four months later.

    Genuinely, I enjoyed the first one the best.


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    #64
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc




    I had to listen to it after reading the last two pages..so ye fcukers can suffer it's awesomeness too.:D


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    #65
    smallerthanyou
    Registered Users Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭smallerthanyou


    Eh either 17, 18 or 19 depending on the legal definition of losing your virginity!


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    #66
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    17, and it was pretty **** tbh. Im sure it was even worse for her.

    for your first time, lube is a godsend. write that down.

    we got better though... much better.


    she didnt even Tea_Bag me though ffs.


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    #67
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I was minus 80.


    I went back in time and rode YOUR (great-grand)MA!!!


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    #68
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I punched my way out of my mothers womb and shagged the midwife.

    She was the fourth person I had shagged...


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    #69
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Kassandra Strong Pest wrote: »
    I punched my way out of my mothers womb and shagged the midwife.

    She was the fourth person I had shagged...

    Were you a quadruplet?:pac:

    'Cause I hear stories about the Whesht.:P


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    #70
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Were you a quadruplet?:pac:

    'Cause I hear stories about the Whesht.:P

    you must be loving clare :D


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    #71
    Roomic Cube
    Registered Users Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    I was 17, and it was with my first long term gf, it wasnt too bad either we were both virgins so we were both nervous, worked out fine


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    #72
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Look at Emmerdale. He has it on a plate. Poor sex guidance at school I would have to say. For me virginity isn't in the groin area...


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    #73
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    gurramok wrote: »
    Assuming your a bloke under 16, my memory is that you should of been locked up for underage shagging under our beautiful constitution! :)

    It's "have"okay. Should have been locked up. I'm fukcing tired of telling you.

    \goes to bed, drunk and resentful.


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    #74
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Kassandra Strong Pest wrote: »
    I punched my way out of my mothers womb and shagged the midwife.

    She was the fourth person I had shagged...[/QUOTE]

    It was the fifth actually. Say Hi to your Ma.


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    #75
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Later than most, waited til I loved somebody for the first time heh. After that it's all fun and games, especially when somebody loses an eye


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    #76
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    :(




    All those people who had sex in the womb....


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    #77
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Tea_Bag wrote: »
    she didnt even Tea_Bag me though ffs.

    She had balls :eek:


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    #78
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Im 22 and I still havent lost my virginity, i dont know what it is, i guess it is a confidence thing because whenever im on boards or other websites im very confident and people think im pretty cool but socially I freeze up and im not the same badass I am when im working the keyboard here, when I talk to girls they usually tell me to get the fuck out of town, I really want to have sex, really badly! like im constantly looking at porn, i think im just not ready to have sex yet, i have to wait for the right girl


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    #79
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    I was around 18/19.

    To all those who lost it with someone ye love, fair play. That was never on the cards for me, was kind of glad to get it out of the way.

    It's similar to your first kiss, you're nervous and rubbish. Once you're over that it get's a lot better ;)


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    #80
    LC2010HIS
    Registered Users Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    im STILL waiting for my "prince" as it were. Hopefully - ill find him soon! Havent swiped the V-card at any guys register yet!


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    #81
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Im 22 and I still havent lost my virginity, i dont know what it is, i guess it is a confidence thing because whenever im on boards or other websites im very confident and people think im pretty cool but socially I freeze up and im not the same badass I am when im working the keyboard here, when I talk to girls they usually tell me to get the fuck out of town, I really want to have sex, really badly! like im constantly looking at porn, i think im just not ready to have sex yet, i have to wait for the right girl

    Maybe you're a minger?

    Just a thought ... ;)


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    #82
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    LC2010HIS wrote: »
    im STILL waiting for my "prince" as it were. Hopefully - ill find him soon! Havent swiped the V-card at any guys register yet!

    So, do you come here often?


    (I do, but sometimes I fake it;))


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    #83
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    On my 17th birthday and with my first love. It was her first time too.

    1.2.3....Awwwwwwwwwwwww...


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    #84
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 54,584 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Keogg wrote: »
    I was 18, probably a good bit older than a lot of people, but at least I was happy doing it, still with him and all (this was about 2 years ago now I think...)

    I wouldn't say you were older than a lot of people. Most tend to spoof and exaggerate when it comes to this, as if it's something to be real proud of, aged 14 or 15 having sex:rolleyes: Wafflers most of them


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    #85
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    On my 17th birthday and with my first love. It was her first time too.

    1.2.3....BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...


    Wrong horn Waz - we discussed this earlier - it's the other one for the sexings.


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    #86
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Wrong horn Waz - we discussed this earlier - it's the other one for the sexings.

    We discussed nothing!!

    You drugged me, locked me in a basement, hogtied me with duct tape and tried to shove a vuvuzela up my bum :mad:


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    #87
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    19, drunk, outdoors and wasn't particularly good.


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    #88
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Insurgent wrote: »
    19, drunk, outdoors and wasn't particularly good.

    Isnt everyones first sexual encounter a disaster. You cant expect to be Rudolph Valentino on your first go.


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    #89
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    We discussed nothing!!

    You drugged me, locked me in a basement, hogtied me with duct tape and tried to shove a vuvuzela up my bum :mad:

    This is true, but you did tell me afterwards that it was the best 17th Birthday ever;)


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    #90
    elnino35
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭elnino35


    5mins ago......and she didn't even notice...stealth shagging..sweeeeeeeeeet


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    #91
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Isnt everyones first sexual encounter a disaster. You cant expect to be Rudolph Valentino on your first go.

    My first time was excellent...... all 5 seconds of it that is!


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