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The sexiest person you've EVER pulled!

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  • #122
    matchthis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭matchthis


    Some actress from the crying game. She's on her way here now with a big surprise for me, can't wait!!


  • #123
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    The amount of ghey coming from the "My Other Half" responses!


  • #124
    jordan..
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭jordan..


    efb wrote: »
    Gorgeous guy in Lille, after ten minutes small talk in the bar he was like, "so we go to your hotel, for the sex?". me: "Drink Up"

    He was useless in bed!

    you shlagg


  • #125
    The Express
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭The Express


    A friend of mine pulled an absolutely out-of-his-league stunner and I ended up meeting them for a few drinks.

    Everyone in the pub was glancing at her, and she knew it.

    Anyway, she totters off to the jacks and I was talking to my mate about her, saying she was gorgeous, and a really genuine girl and all that.

    Quite innocently, I was interested to hear about where she worked, so I asked my friend 'what does she do'?

    His reply: anal, now and again.

    I couldn't look the girl straight in the face for the rest of the night.


  • #126
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    helimachoptor wrote: »
    Almost pulled Liz bonnin once, she kept checking me out as she walked by!
    Didn't realise she was into anthropology.


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  • #127
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Mine was a second generation Afghani in Austalia in these stylish, and very sexy, ripped jeans and a boob tube. Had the whole dark features with bright green eyes going on. And she was a feckin doctor!

    That thread giving out about Australia doesn't know wtf it's missing


  • #128
    Dead Kennedys
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭Dead Kennedys


    Myles Sweet Spy wrote: »
    Mine was a second generation Afghani in Austalia in these stylish, and very sexy, ripped jeans and a boob tube. Had the whole dark features with bright green eyes going on. And she was a feckin doctor!

    That thread giving out about Australia doesn't know wtf it's missing

    an sure wud ya not be lookin' for a nice coleen when you were out der, stick to yer own! :D


  • #129
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    I scored an all Ireland Irish dancing champion on her 18th birthday about 3 years ago, she was stupidly fit. Dunno if she's the hottest I've ever been with but first that springs to mind right now.


  • #130
    Chairman Meow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    nm


  • #131
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Chairman Meow wrote: »
    nm


    NothingMan? Nice :cool:


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  • #132
    gent9662
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭gent9662


    Miriam O'Callaghan


  • #133
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Thread would be much better with pics I believe!

    Last summer was strangely my best summer to date I think. Scored two ridiculously hot women. First was a Portuguese girl in Jersey in June. We went there for 5 nights and I saw he for about 3 of the 5. My God what a body! On our last night we were fooling away in the hotel room and I jokingly asked if I could cut off a little piece of her ass to take home with me. She laughed and said that's not really possible, but..............

    ......asked if I would like to take some pics of her as of right then and there! :eek: Jackpot. I proceeded to take some pics of her in the nip, doing different poses on the bed (it was all very tasteful I can assure you), after maybe 7 or 8 I threw it over to her and she reviewed, deleted a few she didn't like, threw the phone back over to me and away we went again!

    It got to the point where I even asked her to put back on her red thong (I think it leaves a little more to the imagination :D). There was about 10 of us lads on that trip. All the rest of them decided I had a bit of a Carlsberg weekend. :D

    In saying that, August of last year in Crete I pulled the most amazing Russian girl the last few nights. She would probably be my no. 1. Her FB albums are insanely hot and they make me cry.


  • #134
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    I scored a cracker a few years ago on holidays in Israel, turns out she's a singer and actually had a popular song which won her the eurovision in 1998


  • #135
    alexlyons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    Fizman wrote: »
    Thread would be much better with pics I believe!

    Last summer was strangely my best summer to date I think. Scored two ridiculously hot women. First was a Portuguese girl in Jersey in June. We went there for 5 nights and I saw he for about 3 of the 5. My God what a body! On our last night we were fooling away in the hotel room and I jokingly asked if I could cut off a little piece of her ass to take home with me. She laughed and said that's not really possible, but..............

    ......asked if I would like to take some pics of her as of right then and there! :eek: Jackpot. I proceeded to take some pics of her in the nip, doing different poses on the bed (it was all very tasteful I can assure you), after maybe 7 or 8 I threw it over to her and she reviewed, deleted a few she didn't like, threw the phone back over to me and away we went again!

    It got to the point where I even asked her to put back on her red thong (I think it leaves a little more to the imagination :D). There was about 10 of us lads on that trip. All the rest of them decided I had a bit of a Carlsberg weekend. :D

    In saying that, August of last year in Crete I pulled the most amazing Russian girl the last few nights. She would probably be my no. 1. Her FB albums are insanely hot and they make me cry.

    Pics and a link or GTFO


  • #136
    SamB64
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭SamB64


    Her nickname was Goober -- now I'm off on memory lane....


  • #137
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    alexlyons wrote: »
    Pics and a link or GTFO

    I assure you it's very true. If the thread had pics already I may be so inclined to post one or two innocent ones. :)


  • #138
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Latvian stripper in Riga she was fabulous.

    And i would like it to be noted that she pulled me.


  • #139
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    I scored a cracker a few years ago on holidays in Israel, turns out she's a singer and actually had a popular song which won her the eurovision in 1998


    I hope sha gave you some tea bagging!


  • #140
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    So did you all inadvertently score trannies then?


  • #141
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Anyone else laughing at the internet nerds and their pulling fantasies - go poindexter!


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  • #142
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    was my girlfriend til she dumped me 4 months ago! was in crane lane in cork the other night and a spanish chic made a b-line for me no messing about mauled the head off me, Eva mendez look alike!then tried to speak fluent spanish-not a word of english. was half thinking of breaking into liam russells bookshop to rob a dictionary.

    Scored two other dingers at oxegen and then broke my phone,loosing both their numbers.

    All in all i manage to score decent women but something always goes very wrong!


  • #143
    LadyW
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭LadyW


    A chef in the Royal Dublin Hotel....


  • #144
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I love the guy with the bullshít story about pulling Miss World and then acting like he can't even recall what her name was.

    "Oh it was Linda <something>" as though he's too cool to even look up her name & commit it to memory afterwards. :rolleyes:


  • #145
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    bonerm wrote: »
    I love the guy with the bullshít story about pulling Miss World

    What about all the bull**** stories that start with "my girlfirend/wife" ?


  • #146
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    bonerm wrote: »
    I love the guy with the bullshít story about pulling Miss World and then acting like he can't even recall what her name was.

    "Oh it was Linda <something>" as though he's too cool to even look up her name & commit it to memory afterwards. :rolleyes:

    To his credit, he said she was Miss World 20 years ago. Not that hard to believe, we have our own Miss World and I'm sure someone on boards pulled her/know's someone that did.

    It'd be different if he was claiming she was a recent Miss World as oppossed to a thirty something.

    And as for the second name, I'd be hard pressed to give the first name of some of the girl's I've pulled - not because I've pulled loads but because if I don't need that information and I know I'll never need it, why bother commit it to memory? I have other things I'd rather burn my braincells on.


  • #147
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Naos wrote: »
    The amount of ghey coming from the "My Other Half" responses!
    You obv have no survival instinct :p





    you







    /thread. back out of. heh heh heh


  • #148
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    It was a guy I met at Halloween 2008, he was model hot and really cool but for some reason I didn't bother to text after he gave me his number, I just assumed he wouldn't text back. Should have took the chance.


  • #149
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,719 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    A former Miss Ireland (modesty and misplaced chivalry prevents me from disclosing the name) was the best known, but the hottest is someone completely different.
    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Anyone else laughing at the internet nerds and their pulling fantasies - go poindexter!

    Pot....kettle etc?


  • #150
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    An Italian woman about 10 years ago. Stunning. Like proper out there stunning. Went out for a while. She was constantly being stared at. weird. Long term I reckon it would start to get too weird.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #151
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    You obv have no survival instinct :p





    you







    /thread. back out of. heh heh heh

    She already knows it without me having to say it you see...

    >.<


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