nav[aria-label="Primary Navigation"] { padding: 0; & ul { list-style: none; width: 100%; display: flex; flex-direction: row; justify-content: start; align-items: start; gap: 30px; padding: 0; & li { margin: 0; } & ul li { list-style: none; } } }

Child Item

Cool Jobs

The Saint

OK, we all know that know that being a mod on boards is one of the coolest jobs that there is, only topped by being an admin. However, for the rest of us plebs have to make do with lesser, albeit still pretty cool jobs.

So who here has an awesomely cool job? I'm talking fighter pilots, astronauts, fluffer for porn flicks, accountants, etc. OK, there's not likely to be any astronauts but there must be people here doing some pretty smashing things.

btw, My Ma is not a job, not at least until the second date anyway.

Find more posts tagged with

Quick Links

Comments

mikemac

The Saint wrote: »

I'm talking.... fluffer for porn flicks,

God bless my innocence, I had to google that, never heard that term before

I love wine and have done night courses on it.
Wouldn't mind to be employed by a vinyard tasting wine, that's my dream anyway.

PeterIanStaker

The Saint wrote: »

So who here has an awesomely cool job? I'm talking fighter pilots, astronauts, fluffer for porn flicks,

I'm the guy in the porn flick with the receding ponytail and limited english who comes to fix a random household appliance to the sound of wah-wah guitar:cool:

Kevin Bacon

How is being a fluffer in a porno a good job? **** lads off all day might be ok for your ma...but not me.

[Deleted User]

that being a mod on boards is one of the coolest jobs that there is

:eek:

TheTosh

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I'm the guy in the porn flick with the receding ponytail and limited english who comes to fix a random household appliance to the sound of wah-wah guitar:cool:

Thats better then being the girl with the 5 blokes all stood around her ready to make her look like phantom of the opera

magicianz

Well I'm your da so guess who I do at night?

Myself :'(

Gummy Panda

Stunt cock would be cool.

Paid to pop :pac:

PeterIanStaker

TheTosh wrote: »

Thats better then being the girl with the 5 blokes all stood around her ready to make her look like phantom of the opera

I is also one or more of these men.

Zipp101

Transponster

Mr Benevolent

Test pilot
Rocket engine engineer
CPU development engineer
Astronomer
Jet engine designer

Yakult

The Saint wrote: »

OK, we all know that know that being a mod on boards is one of the coolest jobs that there is, only topped by being an admin.

Aspirations, I haz it.

Imo music producer would be the coolest job.

TheTosh

In all seriousness, Hugh Hefner has the coolest job in the world

Cullen82

OR Training Dolphins..........how to read and write;)

El Guapo!

I'm a mechanic (which is a **** job), but I get to drive Bentleys a good bit and sometimes Ferraris, so I suppose thats kinda cool.........I still hate my life.

............or do I?!!:D......................yes, yes I do

mikemac

Do the owners know their mechanic is out driving their cars?

TheTosh

Cheryl Cole's gynaecologist

djk1000

I'm an accountant, there's nothing like a good long complicated creditors reconciliation to get the blood flowing. I'm getting a semi just thinking about it! I think I'll head back to the office now just for fun.:D:D:D

ScumLord

This guys job.

Raedwald

Presenter on Top Gear, basically just having a laugh with your mates in some very cool and expensive cars and getting paid a truckload of money to do that.

Current job is not too bad, get paid to watch football matches evenings and weekends.

El Guapo!

feelingstressed wrote: »

Do the owners know their mechanic is out driving their cars?

The majority of them are cars that havent been sold yet. But if they are belonging to customers then I only bring them for a test drive when I need to. Its not like I just randomly go cruising around in their cars.

[Deleted User]

Actuary :cool:

The Saint

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

How is being a fluffer in a porno a good job? **** lads off all day might be ok for your ma...but not me.

I was including the ladies. Maybe some boards lady has a fluffying job or maybe some lucky boards lad has a job in getting the lady porn stars warmed up.

Anyway, I meant what boarsies have cool jobs, not jobs that you think are cool, although actuary is pretty sexy. :eek:

El Guapo!

A friend of a friend is a booze taster in Guinness' Thats a pretty fukn cool job :cool:

Ferris_Bueller

Dean09 wrote: »

I'm a mechanic (which is a **** job), but I get to drive Bentleys a good bit and sometimes Ferraris, so I suppose thats kinda cool.........I still hate my life. ............or do I?!!:D......................yes, yes I do