How to propose to me burd

mikerowsopht · 12-07-2010 04:08PM #1

This is a question for the ladies.
What is the best way ( romantic ) to propose to me burd

had 2 ideas

1) bring up breakfast in bed with one of those silver domes over the breakfast
but when she lifts the dome there is a ring on the plate instead?

2) Insert the ring into my bum just before a nice prostate massage milking from the missus, when she feels it and says what the hell is that, I would wait for her to pull it out while sayin " Willl ye marry me luv"

what do ye reckon, idea's welcome

Naos · 12-07-2010 04:10PM

Any way you can combine the two?

entropi · 12-07-2010 04:10PM

I'm pretty sure its still illegal to marry an animal in this country...

TiGeR KiNgS · 12-07-2010 04:10PM

You have a girlfriend ?

ElaElaElano · 12-07-2010 04:11PM

Definitely the second idea. Good old school romanticism, can't fault it.

Scarydoll · 12-07-2010 04:11PM

You can marry birds now?

Robbo · 12-07-2010 04:11PM

Is there anything to be said for a Danger ****?

Bob the Seducer · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

Naked...

Naked, wearing a bow tie.

super_furry · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

In both cases you're going to have to be careful she doesn't eat the ring.

Xavi6 · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

Number 2 if you use a Johnny Onion Ring

amcalester · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/nottingham_forest-chants/you-dont-know-what-youre-doing-NFFC/

mikom · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

Propose to her over the phone.......... just give her a ring.

Menengroth™ · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

what a lucky girl.

seamus · 12-07-2010 04:12PM

I'm sure a burd who'd marry a classy bloke like you would swoon at the knees if you buy her the usual Saturday night special (battur buuurger and chips) and stick the ring around a chip, asking, "How would you like to stick your finger in me ring?"

yuloni · 12-07-2010 04:13PM

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WindSock · 12-07-2010 04:14PM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

1) but when she lifts the dome there is a ring on the plate instead?

No way! I'd be extremelly disappointed if there were no fry up under there :mad:

Prof.Badass · 12-07-2010 04:14PM

Avoid the nerves by getting her friend to ask for you.

"Mikerowsopht wants to know if you'll marry him".

Foolproof :P!

NothingMan · 12-07-2010 04:15PM

Donkey punch and then just drag her to a chapel. It's the only way you'll get her to marry you.

Engelbert · 12-07-2010 04:15PM

Just get her dad to push the shotgun into your back a little harder although, thinking about it, that may displace the ring a little and cause a little mess with your anus option.

Gummy Panda · 12-07-2010 04:17PM

OP, how old are you?

ejmaztec · 12-07-2010 04:17PM

I think Paxo is called for on this special occasion.

ScumLord · 12-07-2010 04:19PM

Just tell her you and her father have decided she's getting married, women love it when you take the initiative.

mikerowsopht · 12-07-2010 04:19PM

I am 25, we are v [EMAIL="s3xu@l"]s3xu@l[/EMAIL] and love a laugh so I think she wud like the 2nd option. just need some burds opinion on it, it wouldn't b 4 every1 I understand

Mac Masters · 12-07-2010 04:21PM

Propose to her on boards! Send her a pm.

Plus if she's a member she might be reading this thread right now!

mikerowsopht · 12-07-2010 04:21PM

any womens opinions plz?

Gummy Panda · 12-07-2010 04:21PM

Then blindfold her, stick the ring in her pooper and let her find it.

Wompa1 · 12-07-2010 04:22PM

If your going for cheap and cheerful. Hide the ring and pretend to be looking for something else like a contact, key etc. put it somewhere she'd find it and when she does get down on on knee.

yuloni · 12-07-2010 04:24PM

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Ruu_Old · 12-07-2010 04:27PM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I am 25, we are v [EMAIL="s3xu@l"]s3xu@l[/EMAIL] and love a laugh so I think she wud like the 2nd option. just need some burds opinion on it, it wouldn't b 4 every1 I understand

By txt msg shud do da job!

12-07-2010 04:30PM

Get her really drunk and glue the ring to her forehead. Then write 'will you marry me?' on her bathroom mirror and play the waiting game.
She'll love it.

Scarydoll · 12-07-2010 04:31PM

How could she resist either option. They are so classy and romantic.

How to propose to me burd

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