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  • #4952
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    xgtdec wrote: »
    Just as its coming up to lunch time.nice...that bangers and mash off the menu...mash with no butter in it obviously!!
    There was even worse, I will use spoilers to stop it spoiling any more lunches!

    Lunch
    One woman was found with faeces hidden inside her rolls of fat, it had gone all toxic and infected her and had open wounds. She had helpers to aid her going to the toilet but she was too embarrassed to be calling them all the time but was unable to make it to the toilet, so instead she just hid it all over her body.


  • #4953
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    awh dude no!


  • #4954
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Thats nasty.

    080623_clevelandBrown2.jpg


  • #4955
    ragg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭ragg


    seems quite a rational thing to do if you ask me.
    Rubbing shíte all over your body is far less demeaning than having someone wipe your hole :rolleyes:


  • #4956
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    ah here lads there is off topic and there is just down right disgusting....please!

    wont somebody think of the children!

    poor cardio could be disturbed for life!


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  • #4957
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    i think i saw that documentary on the woman, or something similiar.

    They pulled up a roll of fat and i proceeded to vomit in the kitchen before i made it to the jacks.


  • #4958
    ragg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭ragg


    the drifter wrote: »
    ah here lads there is off topic and there is just down right disgusting....please!

    wont somebody think of the children!

    poor cardio could be disturbed for life!

    :(

    Friday fun


  • #4959
    ragg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭ragg


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    i think i saw that documentary on the woman, or something similiar.

    They pulled up a roll of fat and i proceeded to vomit in the kitchen before i made it to the jacks.

    did you rub the vom all over yourself, to save you the hassle of cleaning it up :)


  • #4960
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    ragg wrote: »
    did you rub the vom all over yourself, to save you the hassle of cleaning it up :)

    lol,

    reminds me of that jackass skit where i think steveo eats all the ingredients for an omlette then
    pukes it into a frying pan and cooks it


  • #4961
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    Coulda sworn I saw g'em or her doppelganger at CSN in the point last night....


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  • #4962
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Can anyone remember what thread the home made ring's stuff was in?


  • #4963
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    the drifter wrote: »
    Can anyone remember what thread the home made ring's stuff was in?

    the thread i started on improvising a dip station.


  • #4964
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    im still aware ive to get back to you on the stuff for it!


  • #4965
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    the drifter wrote: »
    im still aware ive to get back to you on the stuff for it!

    I'd forgotten about that!


  • #4966
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Parsley wrote: »
    Coulda sworn I saw g'em or her doppelganger at CSN in the point last night....
    CSN?

    Just Googled it, definitely not me. I was watching a re-run of the Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Finale and bawling crying at Dog getting put down.

    I know, I know, it's quite the life I lead...


  • #4967
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    Thought an aul wan like yerself would know Crosby, Stills & Nash :P twas a great gig anyway!


  • #4968
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Parsley wrote: »
    Thought an aul wan like yerself would know Crosby, Stills & Nash :P twas a great gig anyway!
    I'm not old, I'm in my prime. So Cosmo tells me and I'm sticking to that theory.


  • #4969
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    the drifter wrote: »
    Can anyone remember what thread the home made ring's stuff was in?
    I was just trying to bend some half circle rings now, 36mm diameter PVC, no hope! kinking all over the place so filling with sand is important. I would sooner just buy them now as they have gotten a lot cheaper since I got mine first.

    http://www.suntekstore.co.uk/Fitness-Gymnastic-Rings-Gym-Exercise-Crossfit.html

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gymnastic-Ring-Muscle-Fitness-Workout-Gym-Exercise-Dip-/170464638122?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Exercise_Fitness_Fitness_Accessories_ET&hash=item27b07bf4aa


  • #4970
    Scuba Ste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Scuba Ste


    the drifter wrote: »
    Can anyone remember what thread the home made ring's stuff was in?

    I made ones from this link. I had some 9mm ply lying around and glued three pieces together, turned out well.


  • #4971
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    I reeeeeeeeeeeeally don't wanna train.


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  • #4972
    VIS VIRES
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 681 ✭✭✭VIS VIRES


    I've wasted the last 40mins playing 'the worlds hardest game' thanks Hanley:mad:


  • #4973
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    VIS VIRES wrote: »
    I've wasted the last 40mins playing 'the worlds hardest game' thanks Hanley:mad:

    Almost 2 hours bro. That's what I kept me occupied when I shoulda been training. Got sick of the soundtrack so I gave up. Sitting on the can now trying to prolong the dump I'm taking...


  • #4974
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    lovely.

    I think I prefer when you're talking training as opposed to talking $Hit€!


  • #4975
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Hanley wrote: »
    I reeeeeeeeeeeeally don't wanna train.

    suck it up princess....


  • #4976
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    g'em wrote: »
    I'm not old, I'm in my prime. So Cosmo tells me and I'm sticking to that theory.

    i didn't say you were old, just that you're an aul wan! totally different.


  • #4977
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Parsley wrote: »
    i didn't say you were old, just that you're an aul wan! totally different.

    Ah here, how is that different??? Explain yoreself young 'un!!


  • #4978
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    the drifter wrote: »
    suck it up princess....

    75% Fran (16/11/7) - 2 minutes 18 seconds

    How you suck IT?


  • #4979
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Hanley wrote: »
    75% Fran (16/11/7) - 2 minutes 18 seconds

    How you suck IT?

    consider me silenced..........


  • #4980
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    the drifter wrote: »
    consider me silenced..........

    Holy sh!t... that may have broken the internet. I'd usually get at least a "f*ck you" in response.

    I'm V-Dieting with one solid meal per day for the next week. I'm bored of what I'm doing. Think I'll come down to 2,200kcals/day too.


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  • #4981
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    This thread could not have more win...

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124653191


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