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Calling all Single Professionals!!

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  • #32
    tommyhaas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    Bring your bank statement as proof of income?
    Could be the revenue commisions latest trap to catch tax evaders


  • #33
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,356 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Can't be associating with those 25k plebs!!!

    :(


  • #34
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Fuck that. Do hairdressers earn 40K? They've some of the best boobs on the planet. Haven't washed my right ear since the last visit.

    -Funk


  • #35
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    pickarooney wrote: »
    I had a couple of canapés with foie gras and chocolate at lunch. One of the most pretentious things I ever ate but fuсk was it tasty.
    That's the problem with pretentious food, unfortunately.


  • #36
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Go in wearing a suit, with a tracksuit in the briefcase. An hour into the game, change into the tracksuit. See how fast they'll throw you out.


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  • #37
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    funk-you wrote: »
    Fuck that. Do hairdressers earn 40K? They've some of the best boobs on the planet. Haven't washed my right ear since the last visit.

    -Funk

    Hairdressers?





    Ghey lord.


  • #38
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    the_syco wrote: »
    An hour into the game, change into the tracksuit. See how fast they'll throw you out.


    Dont see how they could throw you out,you've bought your ticket and already gained entry..if you werent drunk or causing a problem they'd have to leave you alone.

    God,i'd love to ring those tools and pretend to book a big gang of "professionals" for the night..i'd tell them we'll pay on the door and then obvioulsy not show up..Or show up outside to laugh.


  • #39
    BumbleB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    cafe en seine is such a dump ! why couldn't they have it in Krystle ?


  • #40
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    disposable gold-diggers FTW.

    Look at where that landed tiger woods.


  • #41
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    BumbleB wrote: »
    cafe en seine is such a dump ! why couldn't they have it in Krystle ?


    You'd have to prove earnings of 50k or over to qualify for there!


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  • #42
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Have the got an €80k night? I don't really feel like wasting my time with riff-raff.


  • #43
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    I thought it was a joke until i opened the link and as it turns out it is a fcuking joke. That is one of the most ridiculous things I've heard in a long time. I can see it now " Good evening sir,how are you this evening? There is a 45 euro cover charge, and if i could just have a copy of your bank statement please"

    Fcuk off you wnaky cnuts!


  • #44
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    I work 365 days a year and I earn like 450 a week. Was thinking about going back to college for 5 years then Part time job.


  • #45
    thebaldsoprano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭thebaldsoprano


    shebango wrote: »
    Cafe En Seine would turn me off right away. Place is full of d1cks that wear their business suits out on Saturday nights!:rolleyes:

    The wimmins there aren't much better... The last time I had the misfortune of being in that establishment I was 'interviewed' as I later found out it's called.

    What do you do for a living?

    Are you in management?

    Have you plans to get into management?

    Something tells me that speed dating thingy will follow a similar format...


  • #46
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Speed dating is a load of crap anyway,i've never heard of anybody meeting somebody as a result of it.


  • #47
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    00112984 wrote: »
    The word "professional" bugs me. Only ever seems to be an excuse to jack up prices and legally say "no scumbags".

    "Would suit a professional couple"- what, like two people who are together for work?

    R&R had a thread on this a while back

    How come one never hears people describing themselves as "single amateurs" ?


  • #48
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,071 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Jaysus, Cafe En Seine (or Willie Wankerbar), is that where all the hairdressers with WAG ambitions have washed up since Cocoon shut down?

    40k? They must be really suffering in this recession if they've had to down grade their expectations from 'Mr. Rich' to 'Mr. Solvent'.....


  • #49
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    This is just a marketing ploy to try & steal some business away from Copperface Jacks.


  • #50
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Speed dating is ghey...


    ...If I was desperate and on 40K a year.......id just get some hookers!


  • #51
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Probably cheaper in the long run


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  • #52
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    This is just a marketing ploy to try & steal some business away from Copperface Jacks.

    you're not far wrong there! coppers is suit and tie (wrapped around the forehead) central lately.


  • #53
    Zechariah Helpful Bun
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Zechariah Helpful Bun


    just plain sad


  • #54
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I wonder are teh dirty bastards actually suckering anybody into going along?


  • #55
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,208 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    3 years ago, that place would have been full of builders.


  • #56
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Stark wrote: »
    3 years ago, that place would have been full of builders.


    Was thhat when it was built then?


  • #57
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    so you cruise in at 2200 and soak up the sexytime?:pac:


  • #58
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »
    I work 365 days a year and I earn like 450 a week. Was thinking about going back to college for 5 years then Part time job.

    wha?:pac: where you pm ing someone in a lovebomb move?


  • #59
    BumbleB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    I'm there but I only earn €39,999 :(.


  • #60
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Sure it will suit them anyways. Matching the shallow materialistic women with pretentious men whom like to flash the cash.


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  • #61
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    R&R had a thread on this a while back

    How come one never hears people describing themselves as "single amateurs" ?

    thats saved for porn job adverts !!!


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