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Ways to say you're thirsty (for beer mainly)

01-07-2010 02:49PM

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pickarooney

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I'm drawing a mental blank on a particular expression to say how thirsty you are. I can think of loads for hungry but none come to mind for extreme thirst.

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#2 01-07-2010 02:50PM

starbelgrade

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My throat's as dry as a hooker's crack after a long weekend.

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#3 01-07-2010 02:51PM

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Your tongue hanging out, eyes half closed, bad body language... and complaining how thirsy you are

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#4 01-07-2010 02:53PM

Barna77

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Just feed me

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#5 01-07-2010 02:54PM

alwaysadub

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I'm parched/parchin

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#6 01-07-2010 02:55PM

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If im thirsty I tend to say 'im parchin!' and people take the pish outta me

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#7 01-07-2010 02:55PM

easyeason3

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I've a mouth on me like Ghandi's sandle & only a pint will shift it off me.

Quote I heard from a seventy year old crusty man at a bar one evening, I laughed so much a little bit of pee came out

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#8 01-07-2010 02:56PM

starbelgrade

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I'm so thirsty, I could suck the sweat from a knacker's sock.

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#9 01-07-2010 02:57PM

Jagera

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I'm as dry as a nun's nasty

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#10 01-07-2010 02:57PM

Fizman

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My throat's as dry as an Arabs tackee.

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#11 01-07-2010 02:57PM

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Im so thirsty id suck the teat of a Friesian through a hole in a hedge.

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#12 01-07-2010 02:57PM

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"Can I have a drink?"

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#13 01-07-2010 02:58PM

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Not thirst I know but:

"I'm so hungry I could ate the arse off a scabby babby through a hole in a chair"

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#14 01-07-2010 03:00PM

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Im so thirsty id drink the piss from a babies nappy

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#15 01-07-2010 03:03PM

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Beer me Marge!

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#16 01-07-2010 03:08PM

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I'm spitting feathers.

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#17 01-07-2010 03:11PM

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I'm so thirsty I'd suck the semen from a pedo's willy.

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#18 01-07-2010 03:12PM

Kiera

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Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I'm so thirsty I'd suck the semen from a pedo's willy.

Oh sweet jesus, i hope you dont use that in public!

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#19 01-07-2010 03:12PM

shebango

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I've an awful goo on me.

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#20 01-07-2010 03:30PM

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Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I'm so thirsty I'd suck the semen from a pedo's willy.

If you're old enough to drink beer then you wouldn't get near one of them fellahs. I hear they're awful picky.

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#21 01-07-2010 04:08PM

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Cheers!

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#22 02-07-2010 12:07AM

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Keithm89 wrote: »

Im so thirsty id drink the piss from a babies nappy

The other version of that is..

"I'm so hungry, Id eat the shít out of a baby's nappy".

:eek:

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