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Where's The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had Sex.....Or Caught Someone Having It

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  • #242
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    Killiney Beach.


  • #243
    John I am
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭John I am


    Locker10a wrote: »
    Ohh Sh1t !!! dat must a been akward aftertwards :eek::eek:

    Well she opened the door and just closed it and I was a teenager having sex, so I carried on, a theme of wild mothers couldn't have dragged me off. The lady left I went to bed with a teenage sexual high and slept like a daisy. Then I woke up smiling, then it dawned on me, and I wanted to die. I just couldn't get out of bed, so eventually I went downstairs and all the cushions where stripped ( you women and your wet patch) and then she asked who was that girl and a primal maaaaaaaaaaa came out of me.

    She could have been the love of my life, but I never wanted to meet her again, the thoughts of my ma and her in the same room, I would be perpetually visible from space with my redner.


  • #244
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    plein de force wrote: »
    i saw two people having sex on the last dart going towards howth one night
    When was this, it could have been me.
    Spunk84 wrote: »
    -on a rock
    -on the table
    Like getting on hard things, do we?
    -with my mates bird on the floor while he slept in bed
    -rid my brothers bird on the bottom bunk while he was drunk out cold on the top:pac::pac:
    Wait, you're proud of having your mates and your brothers sloppy seconds? :D lmao
    fullstop wrote: »
    Or liar by nature perhaps!
    Shhhh don't ruin it!
    Dudess wrote: »
    Stairs at a house party.
    Never knew ya had it in ya!
    Wade in the Sea wrote: »
    and she takes it by a nose!
    Nasal penetration FTW!
    hurleronditch wrote: »
    Ya, "Some Guy"

    Likely story
    That_Guy?
    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    That would be soooo much cooler if she was :D
    Danger **** sex?


  • #245
    xxchloexx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭xxchloexx


    Hmmm im not very adventurous after all considering where most people have done it ha ,
    mine would be a plane , countryside , the sea , a hospital bed ( my boyfriend was sick:p) , a lift ... thats all i can think of :D


  • #246
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    A hospital bed and a lift are pretty good ones. I've always liked the idea of a lift, but isn't it a bit, y'know, quick...?


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  • #247
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Dudess wrote: »
    A hospital bed and a lift are pretty good ones. I've always liked the idea of a lift, but isn't it a bit, y'know, quick...?

    Get the lift to the top floor monday or tuesday in the ilac. The top floors are not open to cars so just jam a shopping bag in the door. Should give you a good 30min or so ;)

    Not that i tried it...


  • #248
    xxchloexx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭xxchloexx


    Dudess wrote: »
    A hospital bed and a lift are pretty good ones. I've always liked the idea of a lift, but isn't it a bit, y'know, quick...?



    Weekend away with the other half and after being out on the town and a bit drunk you try anything , so kinda got started in the lift and then tried to make it to our room me with my dress half off and no shoes and him looking like the cat that got the cream ha :D


  • #249
    Locker10a
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,422 Mod ✭✭✭✭Locker10a


    xxchloexx wrote: »
    Hmmm im not very adventurous after all considering where most people have done it ha ,
    mine would be a plane , countryside , the sea , a hospital bed ( my boyfriend was sick:p) , a lift ... thats all i can think of :D


    A plane ?? How did you manage this without getting caught?? god id love to join the Mile high club ??;):p


  • #250
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    SirDarren wrote: »
    Church alter.

    That must have been a change.


  • #251
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    might try one of these this weekend:D


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  • #252
    tombull82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 910 ✭✭✭tombull82


    mind was on a footbridge with a waterfall in the background, it was in a public park and yes we got caught, but just as we finished. :-)


  • #253
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Spunk84 wrote: »
    taxi
    Awesome...


  • #254
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Umm, park, beach, restaurant bathroom, on the dart, on the aircoach, an alleyway, in a tent, in a class room. Can't remember any more. Was never about the thrill of getting caught, in fact the time we got caught felt absolutely sickening. It was more about the fact that we were two f*cking horny ass teenagers.


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