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Where's The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had Sex.....Or Caught Someone Having It

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I saw (and so did many other folk) a couple on the banks of the canal at Portobello Bridge. Some young lady had quite a mouthful.

    That reminds me!
    Poor mans kilkee in limerick! Little bit of grassy island thing to the right of sarsfield bridge as you cross the bridge into limerick. Some young one was sitting between 2 lads, didnt she gobble both of them, in full view of everyone in the pier one bar!
    Made the local paper....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I for one shall not rest until I have had sex in the killiney hill sex cave! That walk would have been way more interesting if she had shown me that :mad:

    Love how just before this, girlofglass, cianryan and myself were all posting pix of ourselves on killiney hill :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I for one shall not rest until I have had sex in the killiney hill sex cave! That walk would have been way more interesting if she had shown me that :mad:

    Love how just before this, girlofglass, cianryan and myself were all posting pix of ourselves on killiney hill :D

    Dont forget to take more pics......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    Howth Summit - sexy time with a sea view :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,612 ✭✭✭bullets


    phill106 wrote: »
    That reminds me!
    Poor mans kilkee in limerick! Little bit of grassy island thing to the right of sarsfield bridge as you cross the bridge into limerick. Some young one was sitting between 2 lads, didnt she gobble both of them, in full view of everyone in the pier one bar!
    Made the local paper....

    was it a young skinny blonde haired wan ? I remember around the time
    that story made the papers, there was a few teenage skangers that seemed to
    be rampent in the area at the time. I used to go fencing around the boat house and the same group used to annoy us all the time, yer wan scantly clad and sucking the tonsils out of two young fellas, and then looking for bus money to get back home. If its the same girl she lived in Prospect/Hide road
    as she would hang about one of the bus stops of the 304a a lot.
    (I was not perving honest!! I just used to get the bus in and out of town when going fencing)

    ~B


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    In the foyer of a bank where the cash machines are, waving up at the security cameras :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    oh the advantages of seeing a farm boy,also now that i think about it,add farm to my list!

    Did he give you the key though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    In the foyer of a bank where the cash machines are, waving up at the security cameras :D

    Did you ask the Bank for a copy of the tape afterwards?:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    bullets wrote: »
    I used to go fencing around the boat house ...

    (I was not perving honest!! I just used to get the bus in and out of town when going fencing)

    ~B

    Yeh - with your love sabre:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Inside a wall

    hopped over a fence into a fitness center that had an outdoor heated pool with a nice mist of steam along the top. Got seen by security and we had to leg it, tripped on the fence on the way out and ripped my leg from the groin to the knee on the barbed wire, miraculously missing my sack

    Worst was a sauna, heat was unbearable, though I was going to pass out and couldn't finish :o


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Lets try and dial down the flirty stuff. There's PMs for that. And later PI.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,053 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    When Oxegen was called Witnness I saw a couple shagging in a field that was off limits to punters since it was for crew coming and going (pardon the pun). My friend was taking a piss and spotted them in the distance and then people started taking notice. They were buck naked & giving it sox when a jeep drove along the road, spotted them, stopped, beeped...beeped again then drove off. Noone wants to get too close to interrupt a naked, erect man...
    The next year I was on my way to a toilet on the second night of camping and there in the open, in a lit area on the outskirt of the tents was a couple with pants down; she with her legs in the air and him doing his bit. On my way back some guy who saw them walked straight over and stood over them watching.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,053 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    phill106 wrote: »
    That reminds me!
    Poor mans kilkee in limerick! Little bit of grassy island thing to the right of sarsfield bridge as you cross the bridge into limerick. Some young one was sitting between 2 lads, didnt she gobble both of them, in full view of everyone in the pier one bar!
    Made the local paper....

    Heard about that, she was only a young one as well. 14 or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Cinema (was better than the film I'm sure), in the lift up to my office (and back down ;) ), on a bus (yes, I'm a scummer, but it was late, and empty!), out an ex's back garden beside the tree while her housemates were in the living room, the ladies jax in Bruxelles, in the disabled toilet in a different pub, telephone box outside the Botanic Gardens, in the botanic gardens one sunny afternoon too now that I think of it..

    There were probably more, but can't remember, I'm getting old :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    jester77 wrote: »
    Inside a wall

    What the f**k?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭hurleronditch


    When Oxegen was called Witnness I saw a couple shagging in a field that was off limits to punters since it was for crew coming and going (pardon the pun). My friend was taking a piss and spotted them in the distance and then people started taking notice. They were buck naked & giving it sox when a jeep drove along the road, spotted them, stopped, beeped...beeped again then drove off. Noone wants to get too close to interrupt a naked, erect man...
    The next year I was on my way to a toilet on the second night of camping and there in the open, in a lit area on the outskirt of the tents was a couple with pants down; she with her legs in the air and him doing his bit. On my way back some guy who saw them walked straight over and stood over them watching.

    Ya, "Some Guy"

    Likely story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭trebor28


    all this talk of jaxx reminds me of an incident in the littlest bar in boston a few years ago. as the name suggests it was tiny, unisex jaxx, was always mobbed(wouldnt be hard).
    one night i was queuing for the jaxx when a girl cut in in front of me. i started talking to her bout not cutting in, so we ended up in the jaxx together. nothing actually happened in there i was the perfect gentleman.
    but when we came out got roars, i got claps on the back etc cheers all that crack, she got abuse from the staff and others.
    i didnt correct anyones assumptions either. although we were only in there for a few mins, they must have thought i was a one minute man.

    sorry if this doesnt really count.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,422 Mod ✭✭✭✭Locker10a


    Fishie wrote: »
    Was it with these two? :pac:


    hahahahahah nope it wasent !!!!!:p:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Loopy wrote: »
    Upstairs in a showhouse when viewing a new house while the auctioneer was downstairs..


    :cool:
    I like that


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,422 Mod ✭✭✭✭Locker10a


    Lurching wrote: »
    Im no expert on anatomy or anything, but generally, if someones in the passenger seat giving someone a bit of hows your father while they're driving, theres no way they can see the expression on the drivers face.

    But rest assured all ye curious folk out there, he will be a pleased gentleman*.





    *until hes trying to claim the insurance after writing his car off into a telegraph pole.





    Yes , plus the fact that being bent over a gear stick/handbrake dosent help you gag reflex thingy !!:eek::P;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 John I am


    The atm receptacle that use to be beside the back entrance to Arnotts, I only found out later there is CC cameras all over the place.

    on top of A Martello tower out in Rush.

    On my Ma's sofa, not so weird till I got caught in full flow by my ma.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭icescreamqueen


    Had sex on a quad bike on the top of a mountain. Was very sexy and the view was amazing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Was part of a team one night on a weekly deep clean of the Seacat fast ferry by the pier head in Liverpool and while hosing down the top deck we looked over at the entry gates to see this guy getting head from a girl . Cue the captain putting the spotlight on engaged couple while blowing the horn to cheers from the crew and the gas thing was the couple just continued as if we weren't there

    Edit - that's dedication and indifference for ya :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    In a bush in the castle park in Kilkenny.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,422 Mod ✭✭✭✭Locker10a


    John I am wrote: »

    On my Ma's sofa, not so weird till I got caught in full flow by my ma.


    Ohh Sh1t !!! dat must a been akward aftertwards :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Profiler


    John I am wrote: »
    The atm receptacle that use to be beside the back entrance to Arnotts, I only found out later there is CC cameras all over the place.

    on top of A Martello tower out in Rush.

    On my Ma's sofa, not so weird till I got caught in full flow by my ma.

    Did she put down the cup of tea and the chocolate biscuit before she left the room ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,599 ✭✭✭fatherted1969


    In trabolgan on the golf course in the trees at the top of the hill think it was beside the 8th. Went for a week with the wife and kids very frustrating with those paper thin walls :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 Doof!


    in my roomates bed...when she wasn't there...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Doof! wrote: »
    in my roomates bed...when she wasn't there...


    That would be soooo much cooler if she was :D


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