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Where's The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had Sex.....Or Caught Someone Having It

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  • #32
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    The Dublin Boardwalk. As you may have guessed, we'd both had a skinful.

    Mid-way through, a guy came walking by, took a look at us and said "you've got to be kidding me." Kinda killed the moment.


  • #33
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Upstairs in a pub, was quiet, kinda.


  • #34
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,031 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    In a church

    Was Heaven

    EVENFLOW



  • #35
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    On a beach.
    In a Dubai Jail.

    Wow, they have beaches in the jails over there? That place really is so ostentatious, it's vulgar.


  • #36
    WalterMitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    geeky wrote: »
    The Dublin Boardwalk. As you may have guessed, we'd both had a skinful.

    Mid-way through, a guy came walking by, took a look at us and said "you've got to be kidding me." Kinda killed the moment.
    Were you both fatties? ;)


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  • #37
    geeky
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    WalterMitty wrote: »
    Were you both fatties? ;)

    Nah, I was pretty lean in those days and she was a whippet of a thing. :P


  • #38
    AckwelFoley
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    had sex in the changing rooms of the national aquatic centre


  • #39
    laugh
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    snyper wrote: »
    had sex in the changing rooms of the national aquatic centre

    you an Irish swimming coach?


  • #40
    bazmaiden
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    golf course


  • #41
    Indubitable
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    bazmaiden wrote: »
    golf course

    I hope you got the hole in 1?


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  • #42
    rannerap
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    combine harvester;)


  • #43
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    jordan.. wrote: »
    tried to have sex up in a tree, did not work out really!
    so got out of the tree and had sex beside it ha, thats using the aul ceann crann

    fyp ;)


  • #44
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Sarannewrap wrote: »
    combine harvester;)

    harvesting head....nice


  • #45
    ElaElaElano
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    Nicegirl's bed.


  • #46
    Indubitable
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    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    Nicegirl's bed.

    Fapping while she is asleep does not count.


  • #47
    Leftyflip
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    In a ditch.


  • #48
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Was in London a few years ago. Eating in a burger king close to Clapham junction. It was no later than 5pm. Went up to the jacks for a piss. Heard moaning noises from the cubicle. Thought some scumbag was having a Jimmy Floyd in there until I heard another voice also. Couldn't believe it was happening in burger king at such an early time of day. Still no idea if it was 2 men or a man and a woman


  • #49
    Indubitable
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    Colonel Sanders wrote: »
    Was in London a few years ago. Eating in a burger king close to Clapham junction. It was no later than 5pm. Went up to the jacks for a piss. Heard moaning noises from the cubicle. Thought some scumbag was having a Jimmy Floyd in there until I heard another voice also. Couldn't believe it was happening in burger king at such an early time of day. Still no idea if it was 2 men or a man and a woman

    or 2 women.


  • #50
    trebor28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭trebor28


    on way to greece had a stop over in prague, had a few hours to kill so did it in mens jaxx with gf at the time.
    then in greece did it on a beach at dusk about 100 yards from a bar.
    we messed around in the shallows with people all around during the day slipping in and out but no full blown sex.
    does on the kitchen table count?


  • #51
    WalterMitty
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    `Was walking on beach in dolymount when i stumbled on a couple in the Dunes. Unfortuantely my own sex life is quite quiet.


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  • #52
    Jonty
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    trebor28 wrote: »
    on way to greece had a stop over in prague, had a few hours to kill so did it in mens jaxx with gf at the time.
    then in greece did it on a beach at dusk about 100 yards from a bar.
    we messed around in the shallows with people all around during the day slipping in and out but no full blown sex.
    does on the kitchen table count?

    Durty


  • #53
    Big Nasty
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    trebor28 wrote: »
    does on the kitchen table count?

    Oh yeah, I did this too now that I think of it, and in the back garden also! ;)


  • #54
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    In a fas training classroom that i used to clean after uni. We didnt notice the camera until after. Ah memories hah


  • #55
    Superbus
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    kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »
    or 2 women.

    Whopper.


  • #56
    Scarinae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Nobody answered my question so I'm just going to write down the more unusual places:

    - On a golf course
    - In a wardrobe
    - In a forest
    - In a (private) swimming pool
    - On a rock near the top of a mountain
    - In a swimming pool changing room
    - On a beach
    - In a tent
    - In a toilet cublicle
    - Does the shower count? Not just private showers but in public showers, in the cubicle :o


  • #57
    Delicate_Dlite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Delicate_Dlite


    I feel quite boring,

    -let's just say all types of transport, incl some military ones:rolleyes:
    -a hostel room
    -an airport
    -a hospital
    -a university.
    ...... I'm sure there's others..


  • #58
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    On an express train from kings cross to St. Albans...but it wasn't an express train..and my bf at the time was not an express train either..we did get a few whoops and a round of applause when he eventually came into the station...after a few stops!


  • #59
    KeithM89_old
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    Kiddies pool in Portugal


  • #60
    alwaysadub
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    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Kiddies pool in Portugal


    :eek: paedo alert!!

    :pac:


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  • #61
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Pub toilet cubicle while people were waiting outside.
    In the bushes on Killiney Hill.
    Van Morrisons's side garden.................he doesnt know.
    The back of a boat in Dun Laoghaire harbour.
    Killiney golf course.
    Dun Laoghaire Cinema, Sunday matinee.."Identity"..worst and best film ever!
    My mates younger sisters bed....................not with his sister....YET!
    Gym sauna
    The lane next to Bonos gaff, hes got a cctv in the lane...watch out!!

    Nowhere weird really.

    **what is weird though is when you are 15 and you hear your da ask your ma for a ******.......ugh....14 years later and i still cringe!!!:eek:


    Thanks Da!


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