The difference between the English and Irish

eagle eye · 24-06-2010 06:22PM #1

50°F
People in England turn on the central heating
People in Ireland put out bedding plants

40°F
The English shiver uncontrollably
Dubs sunbathe on the beach at Balbriggan

35°F
Cars in England refuse to start
People in Kerry drive with their windows down

20°F
The English wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Cork men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15°F
The English begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Limerick swim in the River Shannon

0°F
Life in England grinds to a halt
Roscommon folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10°F
Life in England ceases to exist
People in Donegal throw on a light jacket

-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Sligo start wearing their long trousers

-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Galway put on their 'long johns'

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
The whole of Ireland gets upset because all the pubs are shut

-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Monaghan complain about farmers with cold hands

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Mayo men stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
The Irish supports England in the World cup

deisedude · 24-06-2010 06:51PM

Are you saying we should be expected to support England? I have no particular affinity to England so why should i care if they do well?

KittyeeTrix · 24-06-2010 06:53PM

Very good.......:D

Oat23 · 24-06-2010 06:55PM

Because England are awesome.

According to Sky Sports.

Coillte_Bhoy · 24-06-2010 06:55PM

deisedude wrote: »

Are you saying we should be expected to support England? I have no particular affinity to England so why should i care if they do well?

FFS that whatever that is out of your hole. It's a joke,.

deisedude · 24-06-2010 06:59PM

Coillte_Bhoy wrote: »

FFS that whatever that is out of your hole. It's a joke,.

Whats wrong with what i said? I have no particular affinity towards Italy, France, Spain etc either so i don't support them but if you are Irish and aren't cheering for England people assume you are a caveman

mike65 · 24-06-2010 06:59PM

I lolled, deisedude didn't get it.

namloc1980 · 24-06-2010 07:01PM

Is this some sort of campaign to get us to use Fahrenheit?

KELTICKNIGHTT · 24-06-2010 07:01PM

if they played better,maybe,they where lucky too get out of group

Royal Seahawk · 24-06-2010 07:04PM

Are you going to credit www.sickipedia.org?

Wexler12 · 24-06-2010 07:05PM

English support English football.

Irish ''support'' English football.

And people think Irish are patriotic

invinciblePRSTV · 24-06-2010 07:07PM

God save the Queen

KELTICKNIGHTT · 24-06-2010 07:08PM

invinciblePRSTV wrote: »

God save the Queen

very sad
be nice too see a under dog win this world cup,might wake up big nations

invinciblePRSTV · 24-06-2010 07:09PM

KELTICKNIGHTT wrote: »

very sad

Shut up Irish peasant. Know your place.

KELTICKNIGHTT · 24-06-2010 07:11PM

invinciblePRSTV wrote: »

Shut up Irish peasant. Know your place.

what ever kid
germany will win any ways

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 24-06-2010 07:12PM

It worked better with Scotland instead of Ireland on Sickipedia.

It deosn't really work with Ireland because we have fairly much the same weather as England.

KittyeeTrix · 24-06-2010 07:21PM

Jaysus, yer a tough crowd

therecklessone · 24-06-2010 07:22PM

Wexler12 wrote: »

English support English football.

Irish ''support'' English football.

And people think Irish are patriotic

Livvie · 24-06-2010 07:47PM

KELTICKNIGHTT wrote: »

very sad
be nice too see a under dog win this world cup,might wake up big nations

That'll be England then.

KELTICKNIGHTT · 24-06-2010 07:51PM

Livvie wrote: »

That'll be England then.

with the players they have played which is poor and the way have performed,they dont deserve too win;)

Pepe LeFrits · 24-06-2010 08:06PM

Guessed the punchline before I even opened the thread. Aren't I great.

Wexler12 · 24-06-2010 09:02PM

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Guessed the punchline before I even opened the thread. Aren't I great.

Yes

24-06-2010 09:12PM

The 200 euro I will win if they win the world cup is enough of a incentive for me to support them.

24-06-2010 10:56PM

What's this rubbish doing in soccer ?

The difference between the English and Irish

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