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Bungo & chips please.

  • 17-06-2010 6:38pm
    #1
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    I asked for a bungo & chips in my local chipper yesterday & the fella behind the counter didn't bat an eye.

    Annoyed that he didn't get confused as to what a 'bungo' was i thought i'd try again by asking for no onions in the bungo. Again no hint of a communication error.:mad:

    What really set me off on a muffled laughathon was the fact that i heard some guy in front of me saying whats a bungo? The guy he asked just shrugged his shoulders.

    My point is, its amazing how those guys in chippers can recognise any order no matter how badly its requested. Kind of like the way google sort of knows what your trying to spell even if you mess it up?

    Tomorrow im headin into tescos to ask someone where the crips are.:)
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  • #2
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Maybe he thought you where retarded...



    I'm thinking maybe he was right.


  • #3
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    what is a bungo?


  • #4
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Tomorrow im headin into tescos to ask someone where the crips are.:)

    Deh crips are over besoide deh fidjos yungfla, ye should get yore cousint or yore ma to go witcheh to help you find dum quicker.


  • #5
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,436 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    wtf


  • #6
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    No wonder people are regularily beaten up outside chippers.


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  • #7
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    My point is, its amazing how those guys in chippers can recognise any order no matter how badly its requested.

    Chippers are used to dealing with drunk people I imagine.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Burger and clits


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In a local corner shop around from my house, I used to always ask the prices of things, but answer my question straight away.

    "How much will €1 worth of jellies cost me?", "How much are the 20c crisps?", etc.


    You'd be surprised how often you can see them calculating it in their head. Or they'll quickly ask someone else, but whilst asking them realise the answer.


    Mind you, i always did it as a bit of a laugh. I wouldn't to it the whole time or purposely try to annoy people.


  • #10
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    ah here somebody tell me what a fooking bungo is,its melting my head..


  • #11
    Decker Cuddly Ritual
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Decker Cuddly Ritual


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Maybe he thought you where retarded...
    Mmm...


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  • #12
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    I asked for a bungo & chips in my local chipper yesterday & the fella behind the counter didn't bat an eye.

    Tomorrow im headin into tescos to ask someone where the crips are.:)
    No idea what type of food a 'bungo' is, but I do know what a 'manbungo' is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MqaCCbDco


  • #13
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    ah here somebody tell me what a fooking bungo is,its melting my head..

    You know, a wurly bungo


  • #14
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    You know, a wurly bungo

    so its just a wurly burger?


  • #15
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »

    My point is, its amazing how those guys in chippers can recognise any order no matter how badly its requested.

    Yeah. Amazing. The world is full of incredible wonders, and this is just one of them. Get onto The New7Wonders Foundation and get it added to the list.


  • #16
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Ah - now I'm hungry for chipper food. Thanks a lot OP!


  • #17
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Mmm...


    Sorry spell check doesnt do grammer :(


  • #18
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Of course he didn't bat an eyelid when you asked for no onion up your bungo. Jaysus - who wants an onion shoved up his bungo?

    Anyways - where did you say this brothel was?


  • #19
    teddy_303
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭teddy_303


    In the tuck shop at the school i went to, the upstarts used to ask for a packe of cheese and indian taytos. They might know you?


  • #20
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Of course he didn't bat an eyelid when you asked for no onion up your bungo. Jaysus - who wants an onion shoved up his bungo?

    I could see asking for scalllions, but a whole onion ??

    That's kinky.


  • #21
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Sorry spell check doesnt do grammer :(

    Or spelling?


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    Chippers are used to dealing with drunk people I imagine.

    Chipper near where I used to live was called "sheesh en fips" as that was the most common order! :pac:


  • #23
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Sorry spell check doesnt do grammer :(
    Try "grammar" that should do it..


  • #24
    jdooley28
    Registered Users Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Try "grammar" that should do it..

    doesn't


  • #25
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Sorry spell check doesnt do grammer :(

    That must be why people always say 'Fraser'..


  • #26
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    I asked for a bungo & chips in my local chipper yesterday & the fella behind the counter didn't bat an eye.

    Annoyed that he didn't get confused as to what a 'bungo' was i thought i'd try again by asking for no onions in the bungo. Again no hint of a communication error.:mad:

    What really set me off on a muffled laughathon was the fact that i heard some guy in front of me saying whats a bungo? The guy he asked just shrugged his shoulders.

    LOL!

    This is something I've gotta try :D

    Where did you get this idea of using bungo, and why?

    This reminds me of that story of a classmate going into macdonalds and asking for a burger with extra jip, (we told him it was the name for mustard).


  • #27
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    with extra mayo and a side order of coleslaw nom nom nom.


  • #28
    spider_pig
    Registered Users Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭spider_pig


    used to have a great one in my local the woman behind the counter would say salt and vinegar..? and id reply yes vinegar and salt and she say just vinegar..? no vinegar and salt and then it would be sorry just salt..? etc etc used to catch her out every time as she was a big bag of nerves for some strange reason (i think she was possessed) lol


  • #29
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Can I haz cheeze bungo and crips pleaz!


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