OOOPS Don't laugh!

dezzyd wrote: »

Sorry had to laugh at that one... hope broken leg got better... why I am still laughing?

I'm sure it is, I never visited the house again :pac: I was bloody mortified after.. I'm the queen of making a holy feckin eegit of myself.

My gran died earlier this year. On her second last day, while lying in hospital she wakes up complaining of a few aches and says "I'm getting stiff...but not quick enough!"

The entire room full of family members cracked up with laughter, f*cking hilarious!

Two occasions that I can remember from school:

Firstly, we were doing one of those religious retreat things where the classes in the year were all broken up into small groups and local lay religious types come into discuss various moral and theological issues. One of the questions was "when do you get angry?" and a mate of mine said "anytime I see Paisley on the telly!!" We all giggled a bit and it moved one.

Queue the honesty and sharing moment and yer one who was telling us about her daughter who did the liffey swim but caught some type of bug that caused her to become paralysed followed quickly by a story about her dead uncle who abused her and her brother over many years and they only found out at his funeral.

Unfortunately for me I started to think about my mates Paisley comment and thought this the funnest thing ever. The looks of absolute disgust as everyone thought I was laughing at yer one getting abused was seriously cringe worthy but I couldn't stop!! I actually felt really bad for yer one though.....sharing with this spotty teenager laughing in her face!

Secondly, me and the same mate were sent out to get a TV so we could loo at a film in english class. We go into a room where we know one is kept and start wheeling it out. The pupils in that class start complaining saying they'll be using it in the next class so we wheel it back and as we're walking out of the room a wheel fell off the trolley and the TV did a back flip and landed on its screen on the floor. Me and my mate just look at each other in shock and he says in all seriousness "I hope it's Japenese.....thoses Japs make great tellys!!" I just burst out laughing and the teacher in the class at the time just turned to me and said "do you think this is funny??"

And just to add insult to injury, the film we were looking at was "The Elephant Man". We found the telly, started looking at it and as soon as Joseph Merrick came on screen I burst out laughing thinking about the Japanese comment. This caused my teacher to pause the film and give out to me for being insensitive as this guy really lived and how I should be ashamed of myself!!

Once we had a religious man in our school talking to us about stuff, and then he mentioned his friend whos gone missing, presumed dead. he then said he was going to play a song in memory of his friend, so he took out an acoustic guitar and started playing Killing Me Softly. Everyone else sat in respectful silence and looked sad because the song was for his missing friend, but by god he was awful at singing and I had immense stomach pains from trying not to laugh. I could see my friend shaking with laughter beside me and i knew if i looked at her wed both just explode. Most painful ten minutes ever, it gave me abs!!!! however i am pleased to say no noise was made apart from slight squeaking:)

In school one of the days one of the teachers say ''Now with science we know where we can locate nearly everybody''

Something along those lines^

Fella in the back of the room shouts '' Don't know where maddie is''

*awkward silence*

I see a smirk on someone and start bursting out laughing.

Was in a jury in court before and glanced at one of the artists who was trying to put a similar expression on their face as the person they were drawing!! could not stop laughing!!