OOOPS Don't laugh!

dezzyd · 06-06-2010 08:28PM #1

What was the worst time you laughed when you should not have?

abouttobebanned · 06-06-2010 08:29PM

At a Dara O Briain gig recently.

UrbanSea · 06-06-2010 08:30PM

I find any funeral is a bad place which I usually get a fit of the giggles,generally as my mum points out the grave dodgers surrounding us.

KeithM89_old · 06-06-2010 08:32PM

During physical encounters with ladies...

445279.ie · 06-06-2010 08:33PM

In court

ordinary_girl · 06-06-2010 08:34PM

I've done the laughing while at a burial, which is something I still get infintely embarrassed about. It wasn't my fault, my uncle said something that I can't quite remember but it had me in fits of laughter.

Biggins · 06-06-2010 08:36PM

When I seen this in realtime:

alwaysadub · 06-06-2010 08:40PM

Whenever i'm nervous,i laugh. So there's been plenty of occassions i've laughed at inappropriate moments

dezzyd · 06-06-2010 08:43PM

For some strange reason when my mother used take me to mass,I would always laugh through the communion - I would be in fits from start to finish. Still have the bruises from her pinching me to shut up..

veryangryman · 06-06-2010 08:43PM

Once missed "the target" and she said "HA!" :eek:

There was also that poor unfortunate who passed last week from the Ambulance. Like another boards poster, i couldnt help thinking of that Simpsons episode where Homer keeps falling off the cliff

06-06-2010 08:46PM

I went up to my best friend (since we were 5) in eyre square messing and pushed him a bit.. He managed to trip for about 2 metres backwards before starting to fall into the taxi rank where he landed on the bonnet of a car that was going way way too fast. Really screwed him up but nothing broken.. Bout 15 of our friends in panic waiting to see if he was going to be able to get up while I break into a 5 minute fit of laughing. I was so scared, worried, thought he'd broken his back.. Basically in a complete state of shock but my bodies reaction was laughter.. Not in the haha sense, more in the "If i had pushed him two seconds earlier, he'd have been under the car" type of manical laughter.

It was weird and shite.

wobblyknees · 06-06-2010 08:48PM

After I congratulated a girl on her pregnancy. Later found out it was someone else I should have been congratulating!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 06-06-2010 08:49PM

Normally when something really bad happens, like a car crash, somebody falling, animal getting hit by a car, etc etc. Not that I think that's funny, but I laugh for some reason, it's fcuked up and very awkward.

flyton5 · 06-06-2010 08:52PM

i laughed during a blowjob quite recently....she didnt seem to mind...

FlutterinBantam · 06-06-2010 08:53PM

Biggins wrote: »

When I seen this in realtime:

'Seen it'

What does this mean?

Diabhal Beag · 06-06-2010 08:54PM

I was at a funeral. It was for a great-grand parent. It was a sad day. Our uncle (over-sensitive type) went up for the speech. He was crying and sniffling every 2 seconds. My aunt was up their helping him. At one point she was holding up his speech page so he could read. His bawling only got worse and my sister whispered:" Isn't *insert male name* an awful crybaby?". I giggled only to look up at my aunt. Her hand was covered in snot and the disgust on her face sent the church into fits of laughter.

brummytom · 06-06-2010 08:58PM

In mass earlier, the response was 'You are a priest for ever, in the line of Melchizedek.' (Yes, I had to google that)

Not one person could pronounce that last word. Each time it was repeated, me and my brother laughed more and more.

jokettle · 06-06-2010 08:59PM

When I read the banjo string thread. Any other women find this a teeny bit funny?

abouttobebanned · 06-06-2010 09:02PM

jokettle wrote: »

When I read the banjo string thread. Any other women find this a teeny bit funny?

In the same way that we all found the rape with a knife scene in seven funny

starbelgrade · 06-06-2010 09:15PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

In the same way that we all found the rape with a knife scene in seven funny

You're on your own there, sonny.

storm2811 · 06-06-2010 09:28PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

In the same way that we all found the rape with a knife scene in seven funny

Here's a nice image for ya,sticking a thorny vine in your jap eye.

Anyway,when I was in the hospice in Donegal one time there was a priest giving the last rights to someone,it was really sad,but then I looked out the window and seen my little brother desperately trying to catch a cat outside,I could only stand there silently doing that shaky laugh before I had to go into the bathroom before I exploded with laughter.
:pac:

abouttobebanned · 06-06-2010 09:29PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

You're on your own there, sonny.

What I meant was, none of them are in the least bit funny.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 06-06-2010 09:36PM

Someone threaten me online (seriously) - I laughed, PM'd the lad (forwarded the PM's to a Mod here for another laugh) and arranged to meet.

I laughed at the look on his face, and I still laugh.

(I'll be putting the smile on the otherside of a fvckers face shortly too)

Other than that, I can't say incase the girl is viewing this thread - it ended in tears.

Aussie Sean · 06-06-2010 10:07PM

My Gran was receiving the last rites in a room in James. My Mam and her 10 siblings were there along with their respective partners and what seemed like all my cousins.The priest was getting into his stride reeling off Saints names like there was no tomorrow.At this point my Mams youngest brother whispered to me " **** me! I think he has just started on the London Underground Stations". I laughed very loudly and couldn't stop. Still laughing very loudly I had to leg it out of the room. My Brother told me after that all you could hear was my laugh echoing all the way along the corridor. I thought my Mother was going to kill me but My Uncle owned up to his part in it and I was forgiven!!!

Sean

GirlOfGlass · 06-06-2010 10:08PM

My sister once started laughing when she was telling me an old friend of hers had cancer.
She didn't even know why she was laughing, as it's clearly not funny.

But me, I never laugh.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 06-06-2010 10:12PM

Adriana Obedient Hairdo wrote: »

Someone threaten me online (seriously) - I laughed, PM'd the lad (forwarded the PM's to a Mod here for another laugh) and arranged to meet.

Do you still have those PMs?

Show me or I'll batter you! :mad:

Andrew33 · 06-06-2010 10:14PM

445279.ie wrote: »

In court

Thought I was the only person who did that! Used to do it in school too, incident would have nothing to do with me but if a teacher asked anything, I'd turn bright red and start to laugh, a death sentence!

dezzyd · 06-06-2010 10:16PM

Aussie Sean wrote: »

My Gran was receiving the last rites in a room in James. My Mam and her 10 siblings were there along with their respective partmers and what seemed like all my cousins.The priest was getting into his stride reeling off Saints names like there was no tomorrow.At this point my Mams youngest brother whispered to me " **** me! I think he has just started on the London Underground Stations". I laughed very loudly and couldn't stop. Still laughing very loudly I had to leg it out of the room. My Brother told me after that all you could hear was my laugh echoing all the way along the corridor. I thought my Mother was going to kill me but My Uncle owned up to his part in it and I was forgiven!!!

Sean

I should not .......but I will..:D:D

Darksaga87 · 06-06-2010 10:22PM

During a talk about people who have died and what not, someone made a joke about a dead person, how they died I think, i burst out laughing, everyone stops talking and stares at me.

"thats not funny..."

"Oh...."

Quackles · 06-06-2010 10:26PM

I was in my friend's garden a few years back, and her father was out playing football with her little brother. He fell and started rolling about and complaining about his leg. He really sounded like he was acting the mick, I laughed. Turns out it was quite badly broken

Quackles · 06-06-2010 10:28PM

brummytom wrote: »

In mass earlier, the response was 'You are a priest for ever, in the line of Melchizedek.' (Yes, I had to google that)

Not one person could pronounce that last word. Each time it was repeated, me and my brother laughed more and more.

My sister and I always used to laugh at Mel chisel dick

OOOPS Don't laugh!

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