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Ideas you think are great but most people probably think are rubbish.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Remove money from society.

    Tax & banking takes care of that. ;)


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    biko wrote: »
    Take one island and ship all criminals there and give them guns, then put cameras all over the place and have a televised Battle Royale.
    Survivors are enlisted in the British Army.

    Ah Battle Royale, how I want to watch thee. What an awesome film


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Pear cider.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭yeah?


    An entire house made of cheese.

    I honestly have thought of all the different kinds of cheese that can be used for walls, windows, doors, melt it to hold all the different bits together.

    I think I like cheese too much. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    yeah? wrote: »

    I think I like cheese too much. :cool:

    yeah?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Ah Battle Royale, how I want to watch thee. What an awesome film
    Second part wasn't bad either. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    My brother woke up in the middle of the night years ago and thought he'd had a great idea. He didn't want to forget it by going back to sleep so he wrote it down.

    He woke up the next morning and he'd scribbled down 'two storey tent' :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭OxfordComma


    People on the dole having to do community service/charity work to get their full amount of money each week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭ashyle


    @spottyelephant: rapes and murders became more common with the introduction of streetlighting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    Black boxes that float instead of sinking to the bottom of the sea :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭ashyle


    I think it's a great idea to buy non-perishables in bulk, ie lifetime supply of toilet paper, tampons and shampoo but mammy says no.. we'd need another house to keep them in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Eugenics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Have college all through the summer, that way I wont be bored and I'll get my degree quicker.
    Or else have three months off during the winter where I can stay in bed and avoid the cold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭Ahoy!


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    Have college all through the summer, that way I wont be bored and I'll get my degree quicker.
    Or else have three months off during the winter where I can stay in bed and avoid the cold.

    Congradulations! That is the most ridiculuos idea i have ever heard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Send all scumbags to Madagascar?

    Oh no wait these are ideas that are supposed to be rubbish, nevermind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD



    edit: forgot to add my idea - I want to see a modern day colosseum for death row / life inmates where they can battle for their freedom. The ticket prices + tv rights alone could fund an entire jail system.

    lol and then we can reveiw gamer and running man etc
    lol i like the cut of your gib


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭coffeepls


    My brother woke up in the middle of the night years ago and thought he'd had a great idea. He didn't want to forget it by going back to sleep so he wrote it down.

    He woke up the next morning and he'd scribbled down 'two storey tent' :D

    Brilliant - just brilliant :D LMAO
    I love it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Non hangover beer!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    All pet cat owners should pay for a licence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    He woke up the next morning and he'd scribbled down 'two storey tent' :D

    Pity it wasn't "Trent Story II"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Truley


    Politicians shouldn't be paid. Or at most be paid minimam wage. There are plenty of people who will do their work for free, and do it better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Most important one yet:

    STERILISE SCUMBAGS

    That way, in the not too distant future there'll be none left!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    People who get 6 penalty points should have to redo their driving test.

    Oh and they should give 6 penalty points for not indicating properly on a roundabout.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭yeah?


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    yeah?

    Yeah!
    Cheese rocks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭ldxo15wus6fpgm


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    lol and then we can reveiw gamer and running man etc
    lol i like the cut of your gib

    Damn, man. i was gonna say that :(

    I think a good idea would be some sort of device that could very accurately determine how much alcohol someone has consumed/how much is in their blood, and could do that very quickly and painlessly (no big **** off needles thankyou). Just a little strip on your wrist, like a watch.

    If you want to buy a drink, you have to have flash the barman/maid your little device that shows your blood/alc. levels (or to make it even easier and quicker for when the place is mobbed, a light which went between green for ok and red for not ok).

    The government could set a clear limit on how much you could have in your blood before a bar has to stop serving you. Obviously it would need to be fairly high because otherwise you wouldn't be able to drink that much. I mean make the limit at a level a little below the point where most people just cannot function/think straight. Would cut down on the number of people drinking themselves to death / hurting themselves from being way too drunk.

    The current way of doing things (if you think they're too drunk, don't serve them) is a little too fuzzy and doesn't really do much.

    If the bar or whatever broke the law and sold to someone over the limit they would be fined/whatever, same as it is now.

    Will probably be waiting a good while for that to even be possible though. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Damn, man. i was gonna say that :(

    I think a good idea would be some sort of device that could very accurately determine how much alcohol someone has consumed/how much is in their blood, and could do that very quickly and painlessly (no big **** off needles thankyou). Just a little strip on your wrist, like a watch.

    If you want to buy a drink, you have to have flash the barman/maid your little device that shows your blood/alc. levels (or to make it even easier and quicker for when the place is mobbed, a light which went between green for ok and red for not ok).

    The government could set a clear limit on how much you could have in your blood before a bar has to stop serving you. Obviously it would need to be fairly high because otherwise you wouldn't be able to drink that much. I mean make the limit at a level a little below the point where most people just cannot function/think straight. Would cut down on the number of people drinking themselves to death / hurting themselves from being way too drunk.

    The current way of doing things (if you think they're too drunk, don't serve them) is a little too fuzzy and doesn't really do much.

    If the bar or whatever broke the law and sold to someone over the limit they would be fined/whatever, same as it is now.

    Will probably be waiting a good while for that to even be possible though. :o

    That is ridiculous. It's up to you how much you drink and what state you get in to, it's not the responsibility of the bartender.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭ldxo15wus6fpgm


    That is ridiculous. It's up to you how much you drink and what state you get in to, it's not the responsibility of the bartender.

    It's illegal to serve someone that's completely slaughtered, as far as I'm aware... It definitely is in the UK anyway :o

    It's all too often proved that drunk people are not responsible. This is a way to stop them killing themselves/taking up hospital beds etc. All it is is a quick look at the little device. And I'd say most publicans would be happy to make sure no-one dies of alcohol poisoning after being in their pub, and there's no fella out the back taking swings left right and centre because he's so out of it.

    I'd say it would save money and time for the taxpayer too... medical expenses, Gardai can be doing other things 'cause they don't have to investigate any deaths or whatever, probably a little less alcohol related crime in the small hours too. However this might cost a lot too...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭Din Taylor


    Boneless chicken.


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