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Want To Do Something That I Can Look Back On In The Future And Be Proud Of

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  • #32
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    4davis7 wrote: »
    i was thinking more like setting somewhere on fire then running in and saving somone. snds good to me.

    kid's dont try this at home.

    Obviously, Why set your own house on fire? try someone else's house...


  • #33
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    FearDark wrote: »
    Make the worlds biggest poo.


    That's already been done .

    Woman from Senegal apparently dropped a 8.24kg coil in a Dakar last month.

    I'd post a link but it wouldn't be suitable.

    Forget about that one.


  • #34
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,907 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Get over 50k posts on boards.


  • #35
    The Mulk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Mulk


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Blow up the Dail when it's packed with every TD in the country.

    Getting every TD into the Dail would be a bigger achievement.

    Follow Ivor Callelly around for a month, you will need a team of twenty men,pack mules and fine steeds. Keep us posted in a daily blog of your escapades as you traverse the country up and down.


  • #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Crack one off with a golf ball up your hoop and post it on youporn.com.


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  • #37
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Try raising a kid who isn't a little bollix.


  • #38
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Save a woman from being raped...




    ....Stay home and have a ****.


  • #39
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    The Mulk wrote: »
    Follow Ivor Callelly around for a month, you will need a team of twenty men,pack mules and fine steeds. Keep us posted in a daily blog of your escapades as you traverse the country up and down.

    This. In fact, any 'celeb' (or anyone) would make for great comedy. Probably a twitter feed would be best - means you can update us while you're stalking.


  • #40
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The biggest and best thing you can do?

    Vote at the next election but not for Fianna Fail or the Greens!
    You will be doing your country and its people a service.


  • #41
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    There are plenty of chairty cycles around where you cycle a huge distance to raise charity money.
    A friend of mine is cycling from Dublin to Paris for the Irish Hospice Foundation and another is cycling across Italy.


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  • #42
    sron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 264 ✭✭sron


    Did self-reflection die with the coming of the Internet?


  • #43
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    sron wrote: »
    Did self-reflection die with the coming of the Internet?

    I've been asking myself that for a while now but so far haven't been able to google an appropriate answer.


  • #44
    twitch1984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭twitch1984


    become a priest that doesnt molest little boys:D


  • #45
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    try to go a week without w&nking


  • #46
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Dress up as a super hero and right the wrongs in society


  • #47
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    - Make a porno. Then flog details of the 'stars' to the tabloids.

    - Make this thread a legend of the boards.


  • #48
    piby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭piby


    Master the Sonic Boom

    (Guile's move from Street Fighter although if you want to break the sound barrier that's cool Too!)


  • #49
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    4davis7 wrote: »
    i was thinking more like setting somewhere on fire then running in and saving somone. snds good to me.

    kid's dont try this at home.
    Make sure it's your own house. With you in it. If you survive you'll be proud of it. If not, well....

    Or you could make a porno.

    *shrug*


  • #50
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Do a spiderman..

    Next time you're riding a bird, from behind.. take out your knob and pretend you're jizzing on her back (spit on it), but really jizz all over your hand.

    When she turns around, throw it in her face, in a spiderman fashion.


  • #51
    ilovetosing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭ilovetosing


    FearDark wrote: »
    Make the worlds biggest poo.

    YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHH. Bono did that(Measured in Couric's) and look at what it has done to his back! Not to mention the sting ring involved....


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  • #52
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Get world famous!

    write a book, best seller!


  • #53
    kiwi123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭kiwi123


    green_lizard wrote: »
    Be in the audience of the frontline and shout at Pat Kenny

    been there, it's pretty uncomfortable!

    fake your own death so you and your partner can use the insurance to live lavishly... til ye get caught


  • #54
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,002 ✭✭✭bijapos


    Try something physical: walk from Dublin to Galway along the canals and smaller routes.

    Buy a few acres of land and plant it with indigenous Irish trees. Donate it to the state and it'll still be there in 200 years.


  • #55
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Has anyone said twins yet?

    If not - Twins.


  • #56
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Lunge wildly at the Pope


  • #57
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Has anyone said twins yet?

    If not - Twins.

    Yea! More Jedwards please. :pac:


  • #58
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Biggins wrote: »
    Yea! More Jedwards please. :pac:

    Oh what I wouldn't do to those two! Meeeooowww!!!!!


  • #59
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Oh what I wouldn't do to those two! Meeeooowww!!!!!
    :eek:


  • #60
    4davis7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭4davis7


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Get world famous!

    write a book, best seller!

    Ye thats like it, soo who wants to write my book!!

    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Lunge wildly at the Pope
    And get shot...eh Ok
    i dont believe in god anyway


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  • #61
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    Bring some old slang back into use ...words like dozzie and Aye carumba.


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