Most Outrageous Thing You've Ever Seen (Mod warning #76)

the video of the 2yr old smoking on youtube.

Jar squatter.

hacx wrote: »

When I was younger - around 9/10, I was out walking on a rural road. A Labrador runs towards me, and passes me out. A few moments later, a car whizzes by, after the dog. A while later, I'm walking in the opposite direction and the same car is driving towards me again, only this time the driver has his hand out the window holding a rope tied to the dogs neck. The car's going pretty fast, and the dog is running along but struggling to stay upright by the looks of things. After they pass, I see bloody paw prints n the ground. This made me very sad

That post, tbh, is getting close to the top of the list. I dunno what it was about it, but the last line and the smiley made me laugh out loud. Sorry!

One time, I was sitting in the front room of my mate's gaff. They had this pretty odd woman living across the road from them. Overgrown front garden, statues and ornaments all over the place. You could see into her house and it was like a hoarder's paradise. She would rant about being 'FROM FUCKING TRAVELLER'S STOCK' and occassionally arrive home with a man in tow. Also, she had a penchant for sitting in her car and leaning on the horn at all hours of the morning. Needless to she, she wasn't the full shilling.

Anyway, one afternoon, myself and the mate are sitting in the living room watching some such thing on the television. I look out the window and turn to my mate 'Jesus Christ, dude. Check it out.' The crazy woman comes dancing across the street, with her sheepdog as her dancing partner. She dances up the driveway and around the garden. My mate gets up and yells for his da. He comes downstairs, looks out the window and mutters to himself before opening the front door and yelling 'CARMEL, FUCK OFF HOME.' He marches her up the garden.

Then he comes back into the house. No sooner is he in the door when Carmel comes legging it back up the driveway, crashes into the front door and starts screaming 'YOU BEAT ME! YOU BEAT MY DOG AND YOU BEAT YOUR WIFE!' None of which were true. My mate's da, usually a fairly placid bloke but with a legendary temper that only a handful have witnessed, explodes, flings open the front door, grabs Carmel by the scruff of the neck and starts booting her up the driveway. I shit myself thinking I'm about to witness the temper, but the da comes back into the house, laughing his ass off. A few weeks later, Carmel was dragged off to the loony bin by a bunch of orderlies. That was a pretty mad thing to witness.

hacx wrote: »

Not necessarily something that angered you, post anything crazy/funny/weird/scary that you've seen anywhere.

here's one of mine:
When I was younger - around 9/10, I was out walking on a rural road. A Labrador runs towards me, and passes me out. A few moments later, a car whizzes by, after the dog. A while later, I'm walking in the opposite direction and the same car is driving towards me again, only this time the driver has his hand out the window holding a rope tied to the dogs neck. The car's going pretty fast, and the dog is running along but struggling to stay upright by the looks of things. After they pass, I see bloody paw prints n the ground. This made me very sad

I hope the driver is dead.Assh*les like that don't deserve to live.

hacx wrote: »

When I was 13 or thereabouts, I was in Barcalona. Went walking around La Rambla at night on my own, and was approached by several hookers - I looked a lot older than my age. The one I remember the most was this big ,fat african hooker with yellow eyes. She grabs my arm and says
"I WILL SUCK YOUR DEESK"
"Uh, how much"
"TEN YOU-ROW"
"Sorry, I don't have that much" (Kind of a lie- I had a **** load of change in my pockets that I couldn't be arsed counting)
"HOW MUCH YOU GOT HONEY"
"I-uh- gotta go", I start walking away and she dosn't let go"
"FIVE YOU-ROW", I keep going, breaking free of her literally vice-like grip.
As I break free, she starts getting very mad and shouts in a language I don't understand. She starts throwing a bit of a tantrum. I start walking faster.

2.5" floppy?

Dudess wrote: »

Things I've seen that shocked me were some fairly horrifying unprovoked assaults on the street (all Cork - a guy smashing a girl's head repeatedly off the footpath, a guy flooring a girl with a punch so she landed on her head, then continuing to punch her while she was down, a girl being dragged down a side alley by a bunch of girls and guys and getting kicked to bits.

Thats what happens when you don't make dinner/leave the kitchen.