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If i ran the country id.....

  • 27-05-2010 10:39PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭


    this could be funny!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭mlmcelligott


    introduce naked Wednesdays for all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Go on holidays for a couple of months, things work themselves out eventually, if not people just forget.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    ..start my own 'brain drain'.....would need...victims....volunteers !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I would make a pie. A nice one. With cherries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I would feed that pie to the people!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But then I would be hungry :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    i'd ban all bicycles made in china death traps:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    But then I would be hungry :(

    I would feed any left-over pie - that's not eaten by Sarky - to the people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I'd be very tired if I had to run the whole country. Can't I just run some of it and run the rest at a later date?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    But would there be Brain pie?

    That is the question at hand !!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No there won't. And once more I would like to stress how important it is to NOT throw your brain in the bin, in any form or another.

    2008-10-12-warning-in-case-of-terrorist-attack-714265.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    No brain pie :(

    Ok, thanks I'll try to remember about not discarding me brain in the bin...it's hard though to remember all these things at once....Standing up...thinking...sometimes eating.....

    ...Urf.....what was that....?

    ....Awwwww......:o




    *fetches brain back out of bin*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    If I ran the country Id buy a white cat and a hollow volcano:cool:

    blofeld1.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭reallyrose


    I'd make clowns illegal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    i'd adbolish cats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Free Alcohol ,Drugs and guns for all Citizens!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Smugness would be declared illegal !! :p

    ''keeping up with the Jones's" would be classified a crime!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    public hospitals


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    It'd be on in this mutha-****a


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    I would give bank chiefs bonuses


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Probably be very tired when I'm finished.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I would get sNarah to bake me another pie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Ah sure, you musn't run the country for that...

    Apple Pie?
    apple%20pie.jpg

    Or, perhaps, Rhubarb and Strawberry?

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    I can also do Mince Pie if you need something a bit fleshier:

    open_crumbling_mince_pie.jpg

    And finally, If needed, I can whip up Pumpkin Pie, spiced up with Almonds:
    Pumpkin_Pie_lg.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Ban Pies! Embrace the New World Crumble


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    ok, that was a bit harsh of me

    *guilty sheepishness smiley


    what about we negotiate a staged reduction in pies, ensuring a lasting peace and securing the rights of both pie and crumble creators and eaters?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    We have a deal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    *jiggle on it?:D


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