Discussions
Categories
Groups
Advertisement
Child Item
Home
Topics
Social & Fun
The Cuckoo's Nest
If i ran the country id.....
mlmcelligott
this could be funny!
Find more posts tagged with
Quick Links
All Categories
Recent Posts
Activity
Unanswered
Groups
Best Of
Advertisement
Advertisement
Comments
mlmcelligott
introduce naked Wednesdays for all!
Lando Griffin
Go on holidays for a couple of months, things work themselves out eventually, if not people just forget.
Cheap Thrills!
..start my own 'brain drain'.....would need...
victims
....volunteers !
Sarky
I would make a pie. A nice one. With cherries.
sNarah
I would feed that pie to the people!
Sarky
But then I would be hungry
minister poxbottle
i'd ban all bicycles made in china death traps:mad:
sNarah
Sarky
wrote:
»
But then I would be hungry
I would feed any left-over pie - that's not eaten by Sarky - to the people.
KnifeWRENCH
I'd be very tired if I had to run the whole country. Can't I just run some of it and run the rest at a later date?
Cheap Thrills!
But would there be Brain pie?
That is the question at hand !!
sNarah
No there won't. And once more I would like to stress how important it is to NOT throw your brain in the bin, in any form or another.
Cheap Thrills!
No brain pie
Ok, thanks I'll try to remember about not discarding me brain in the bin...it's hard though to remember all these things at once....Standing up...thinking...sometimes eating.....
...Urf.....what was that....?
....Awwwww......:o
*fetches brain back out of bin*
BBDBB
If I ran the country Id buy a white cat and a hollow volcano:cool:
reallyrose
I'd make clowns illegal.
lil'bug
i'd adbolish cats
Paddy Samurai
Free Alcohol ,Drugs and guns for all Citizens!.
Cheap Thrills!
Smugness would be declared illegal !!
''keeping up with the Jones's" would be classified a crime!
Matt Holck
public hospitals
Glenster
It'd be on in this mutha-****a
Indubitable
I would give bank chiefs bonuses
Doyler92
Probably be very tired when I'm finished.
Sarky
I would get sNarah to bake me another pie.
sNarah
Ah sure, you musn't run the country for that...
Apple Pie?
Or, perhaps, Rhubarb and Strawberry?
I can also do Mince Pie if you need something a bit fleshier:
And finally, If needed, I can whip up Pumpkin Pie, spiced up with Almonds:
BBDBB
Ban Pies! Embrace the New World Crumble
sNarah
BBDBB
ok, that was a bit harsh of me
*guilty sheepishness smiley
what about we negotiate a staged reduction in pies, ensuring a lasting peace and securing the rights of both pie and crumble creators and eaters?
sNarah
We have a deal.
BBDBB
*jiggle on it?:D