Left handed people

Fcukface wrote: »

I noticed in work the other day that about 75% of the senior managers are left handed.

Is this just a strange coincidence or is this a common thing. Are left handed people more driven towards success?

I, for one, welcome our Leftie Overlords....

I'm a rightie with a leftie kiddo.

She's a total clutz, you've only to look at her and she falls over and she has zero co-ordination, can't kick a football to save her life and has serious problems multi tasking. She's a messy eater and seems to always have food on her clothes and in her wild curly crazy hair.

She is however, a genius. She reads at an 11 year old level (she's 7) and she's in the top 98 percentile for maths and english.
She asks the most scarily profound questions and quite frankly, she scares me :eek:

I think she'll become a mad scientist. She has the looks for it anyway. Think a younger female Dr. Emmett Brown from back to the future.

gazzer wrote: »

I know a fair few gay guys and they are all bar one left handed. My mother is left handed and used to be beaten by the nuns in school because of it.

I am right handed but when eating dinner I put my fork in my right hand and knife in my left.

Are you saying your mother was a gay man until the nuns beat it out of her ?

Lefties use the right-hemisphere of the brain more, which controls the left side of the body, using both hemisphers to process data, whilst righties generally only use the left-hemisphere, which is why lefties are a little more special.
The right hemisphere tends to specialise in the more creative side of life; music, expressing or reading of emotions (which may help those businessmen and politicians get ahead) and artistic ability, while the left side (right handers) of the brain is more given to logic and mathematics .
Given their ability to use both hemispheres would tend to suggest that lefties are a more evolutionarily evolved section of society and despite the best efforts of right-handers to villify and stifle their abilities, lefties, as suggested by their prominence in business, politics and the creative side of life, are coming to the forefront of mankind.
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/15765_lefthanded.html

I'm a lefty for everything, including my legs, but I don't think I'm creative.

I cannot play an instrument, I cannot draw or paint. I'm okay at sports like football or darts but nothing major. I'm useless at imagining stories, but I am good at planning. That's it really.

Gonna work at McDonalds for the rest of my life now. Probably flip the burgers wrong or something.