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Is Marty Morrissey an alien

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  • #62
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dudess wrote: »
    I've often wondered: why have some uber bogger GAA guys seemingly attained sex symbol status? MM, Páidi Ó Sé, that gobsh1te who reads the breakfast sports news on Today FM (well he SAYS he's a lothario anyway)...?

    They all look as if they can stack bales of hay.. it's the most prized asset in a GAA man.. it's all a conspiracy, they won't pay players unless they work with Padraig in the IDA


  • #63
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dudess wrote: »
    He's hawtness compared to this dude though.

    I've often wondered: why have some uber bogger GAA guys seemingly attained sex symbol status? MM, Páidi Ó Sé, that gobsh1te who reads the breakfast sports news on Today FM (well he SAYS he's a lothario anyway)...?

    He who puts on an even bigger bogger accent than he already has when he starts talking about the gah.

    But Marty Morrissey takes the buscuit. RTE will stick him on some obscure match during the World Cup in June, probably one featuring New Zealand, and he'll start talking about "sideline balls". The gobshíte


  • #64
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Des wrote: »
    He who puts on an even bigger bogger accent than he already has when he starts talking about the gah.
    Well he actually has a fairly neutral accent which sometimes descends into annoying faux mid Atlantic "jock" and then yeah, once he starts talking about the "gah" that's my cue to get out of the bed and into the shower. He also pushes an anti England agenda (despite the usual horse-sh1t of being really into Premiership football and covering it at length in his bulletins). Awful, awful wanker.


  • #65
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dudess wrote: »
    He also pushes an aniti England agenda

    Well there you have it.. it had to come down to that.. wouldn't be AH otherwise. I really want to use the roll-eyes smilie right now


  • #66
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    If Marty is an alien then he must be from the planet Hunkutron.


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  • #67
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Well there you have it.. it had to come down to that.. wouldn't be AH otherwise. I really want to use the roll-eyes smilie right now
    Be my guest...


  • #68
    Benny Lava
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Benny Lava


    Insult Marty Morrissey all you want over his physical appearance, there is no doubting his fantastic ability as a boxing MC. After his stellar, Buffer-surpassing performance at the Andy Lee fight a few weeks ago, it goes without saying that he will be poached by one of the big US networks to do the fights in Las Vegas and the likes.

    He's not so much an alien as a gargoyle-esque cyborg creature...or Podge and Rodge's long lost triplet.


  • #69
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Who the hell voted no?


  • #70
    Millie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Millie


    Benny Lava wrote: »
    Insult Marty Morrissey all you want over his physical appearance, there is no doubting his fantastic ability as a boxing MC. After his stellar, Buffer-surpassing performance at the Andy Lee fight a few weeks ago, it goes without saying that he will be poached by one of the big US networks to do the fights in Las Vegas and the likes.

    He's not so much an alien as a gargoyle-esque cyborg creature...or Podge and Rodge's long lost triplet.

    Podge & Rodge were on the radio one day and the DJ was asking them about their family & they said they had a very famous first cousin..."Marty Morrison" :D


  • #71
    murraymarmalade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭murraymarmalade


    cournioni wrote: »
    Who the hell voted no?
    i wondered the same..........work colleagues perhaps?:)


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  • #72
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Benny Lava wrote: »
    Insult Marty Morrissey all you want over his physical appearance.

    Ok, thanks.


  • #73
    Columbia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Columbia


    http://www.toplessrobot.com/Night%20of%20the%20Living%20Dummy.jpg


  • #74
    Sonnenblumen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    What if we persuade George Lucas to back campaign to elect Marty Mayor of Dublin?

    Just think of all those Close Encounter and Star Wars tourists which would flock here? The country needs all the Tourists it can get.

    I can see all them slogans flashing before my eyes..............


  • #75
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    I had a good laugh at this

    http://www.oxygen.ie/marty_morrissey_disappointed_not_to_make_100_sexiest_list.PAGE2132.html


  • #76
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    omahaid wrote: »
    I had a good laugh at this

    http://www.oxygen.ie/marty_morrissey_disappointed_not_to_make_100_sexiest_list.PAGE2132.html

    Haha! Feckin head on him!


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