Is Marty Morrissey an alien

steve0hannigan · 23-05-2010 07:38PM

he is golome's duble from space!:L

squod · 23-05-2010 11:25PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KgBT8kIRgBo/Sedsr-wLrVI/AAAAAAAAFPA/MwjuVdrH41w/s400/This+Island+Earth.jpg

JerryHandbag · 23-05-2010 11:30PM

If Helen Of Troy was the face that launched a thousand ships, then Marty is surely the face that sank them.

23-05-2010 11:38PM

He also resides in Mars.
Fúcking Wiki.

lucozader · 23-05-2010 11:40PM

http://i47.tinypic.com/xkpzkh.gif

marty is a legend ^^^

Jesus Wept · 24-05-2010 12:27AM

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Bit of a hit with the ladies though, I hear

True, but he's no Marty Whelan.

altairscreed · 24-05-2010 12:57AM

As a fairly negative person im never quite positive about anything, untill now that is, yes i do really believe that this man is an alien i mean come on look at the head on him:D

Indubitable · 24-05-2010 12:59AM

To the paranormal forum!

starbelgrade · 24-05-2010 02:12AM

Exactly 100 votes in at the time of this post. Only 11% of people are sure that Marty Morrisey is not an alien. You gotta love AH.

lucozader · 24-05-2010 02:34AM

While in the Irish Army Marty and his company was captured by the amazon women tribe of brazil. Marty had to sleep with them all or they were going to kill his buddies. What a man, what a man, it takes a special kind of hero.

Taken from his wikipedia page ^^

pappyodaniel · 24-05-2010 02:52AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbOszXMoPek

In fairness to him, his missus is a fine bit a shtuff though i can't find any pics of her.

starbelgrade · 24-05-2010 02:58AM

I just watched that clip & did a double take when I heard this from Marty;

"To get a ride on the hay with the horse - the float, as it was called - was just.. it was another world."

Whatever floats your boat, you alien, horse shagging freak!

Fizman · 24-05-2010 03:06AM

Also on Martys wiki page......

While in the Irish Army Marty and his company was captured by the amazon women tribe of brazil. Marty had to sleep with them all or they were going to kill his buddies. What a man, what a man, it takes a special kind of hero.

LOL

baalthor · 24-05-2010 03:07AM

Anyone remember Marty's interview with the family of boxer Francie Barrett?

latenia · 24-05-2010 03:21AM

I once saw him in Centra in Rathmines; he was buying a mars bar and a can of Lynx (very Partridgesque.)

TMC_Ledge · 24-05-2010 04:45AM

latenia wrote: »

and a can of Lynx (very Partridgesque.)

well he is a ladies' man..

SoulTrader · 24-05-2010 04:52AM

latenia wrote: »

I once saw him in Centra in Rathmines; he was buying a mars bar and a can of Lynx (very Partridgesque.)

Voodoo? Java?

The_B_Man · 24-05-2010 04:54AM

lol go to google and type in marty morrissey.
whats the fascination with his eyebrows?

Jesus Wept · 24-05-2010 06:00AM

latenia wrote: »

I once saw him in Centra in Rathmines; he was buying a mars bar and a can of Lynx (very Partridgesque.)

This is telling.
I guess this confectionary originates from maritians and they integrated it into our society so their people could acquire sustenance without drawing attention.

m@cc@ · 24-05-2010 06:08AM

I've always wondered the same about Richie Benaud (some Aussie cricket toff).

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/10/svBENAUD_wideweb__470x310,0.jpg

JerryHandbag · 24-05-2010 10:16AM

I voted "not sure" because I think he might be a hobbit. Maybe someone could check him for hairy feet.

MardiB · 24-05-2010 12:43PM

He gets his hair dyed in Peter Mark in Dundrum shopping centre. I've seen him there a few times. No shame at all........

DrumSteve · 24-05-2010 03:01PM

i thought we were talking about marty whelan... his wiki says he was big in the pron industry back in the 70's

steelcityblues · 24-05-2010 03:43PM

baalthor wrote: »

Anyone remember Marty's interview with the family of boxer Francie Barrett?

A real 'Marty Partridge' moment!

Sonnenblumen · 24-05-2010 07:56PM

latenia wrote: »

I once saw him in Centra in Rathmines; he was buying a mars bar and a can of Lynx (very Partridgesque.)

What's the chances of Lynx becoming the greatest product of all time?

moonpurple · 24-05-2010 08:00PM

in rte they say he sniffs lynx instead of normal aerosols, it stopped him growing as well:pac:

InkSlinger67 · 24-05-2010 08:03PM

TBH He does look like Dr. Frankenstein's disfigured assistant....similar to this

He also wouldn't look amiss ringing bells in a cathedral in downtown Paris

...Poor Marty! :pac:

panda100 · 24-05-2010 08:11PM

My fave moment of the championship last year was when Brian Cody lost it with poor Marty after Kilkennys four in a row.

I've met Marty a couple of times and he's a smashing alien.

My name is URL · 24-05-2010 09:38PM

Dudess · 24-05-2010 09:43PM

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lol.. he has a quare head on him. Bit of a hit with the ladies though, I hear

John Waters takes the biscuit when it comes to freaky looking

He's hawtness compared to this dude though.

I've often wondered: why have some uber bogger GAA guys seemingly attained sex symbol status? MM, Páidi Ó Sé, that gobsh1te who reads the breakfast sports news on Today FM (well he SAYS he's a lothario anyway)...?

Is Marty Morrissey an alien

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