Fail Moments

krudler · 08-05-2010 02:09AM

LOL, not something I did but talk about epic fail, I wish I could have set my camcorder up in time to record this a while ago. joined a game of FFA on Favela, score wasnt too high, think it was 200 or something, but as I joined I heard a guy giving someone loads of abuse, there were only two other players with mics so I had a listen, fag this, douche that etc etc. turns out the two mic guys were boosters, and another player had taken it on himself to ruin their plans, "i'll be having some of that booster justice" I thought, so I went up to the storm drain thingy where boosters are usually camped and lo and behold, there they were. The other player had gotten there too and me and him both shot them at the same time, more abuse. I messaged the guy and asked if he wanted to put aside all this fussin' and fuedin' and team up to ruin these fcukers. he agreed so off we went. Now I will admit in the confusion and with respawning and it taking a few seconds for players names to appear we wound up shooting at each other a few times, but we looked past that, there were bigger fish to fry. But to the fail part; next game, same lobby, same two jackasses boosting, trashtalking everyone in the pregame lobby, me and the other booster hunter agreed to spectate, let them set up and then go in and wreck it for them, so we did, it was hilarious

and to make it even funnier, the IDIOTS were telling each other where to meet (on Rundown) and then wondering why people were getting to them so fast, I couldnt resist rubbing it in so I turned on my mic and after one said "how are these douchebags getting to us so quick?" I just shouted "because we can all hear you, you morons!"

booster hunting, its the way to go for funny MW2 moments

r3nu4l · 08-05-2010 09:00AM

Thread remains open \o/

My own special fail is lobbing a grenade into a room to clear it...only for it to bounce off a door ad come back to me, taking me out

I've done this more than once. Also, sneaking up behind a guy to knife him, I missed and the guy doesn't notice that I was even there. In the panic to kill him, I tried to change weapons, only to bring out my stinger. :rolleyes: He casually turns around to see some guy with a stinger and then easily knifes me before turning back around to his sniping position

Yes, I did revenge kill

Lab_Mouse · 08-05-2010 09:30AM

r3nu4l wrote: »

only to bring out my stinger

I'm always at that.Normaly have a shotgun as my 2nd but occasionly fit stingers.And then I forget.Can only imagine what yer man thinks after stabbing me "WTF is this eejit doing in a room with a stinger and nothin to shoot at!NOOB!!"

brian plank · 08-05-2010 12:19PM

iv managed to kill myself a few times with rockets by firing them just as a team mate runs in front of me or dying with the javelin because i didnt notice something overhead. :mad:

slavetothegrind · 08-05-2010 03:00PM

i dont know how many times i have been surprised by some sneaky fupper and instead of shooting him i attempt to stab him from 20ft away as my fingers refuse to cooperate and stab the right stick whilst aiming resulting in yer man wondering just how good i think commando is whilst riddling me with bullets!

And me at level 39!

oh the shame...:o

PerrinV2 · 08-05-2010 05:43PM

slavetothegrind wrote: »

i dont know how many times i have been surprised by some sneaky fupper and instead of shooting him i attempt to stab him from 20ft away as my fingers refuse to cooperate and stab the right stick whilst aiming resulting in yer man wondering just how good i think commando is whilst riddling me with bullets!

And me at level 39!

oh the shame...:o

I do that all the time,killcam from his point of view looks ridiculous

citizen_p · 09-05-2010 04:12AM

i shot a javelien at an allies harrier one day, it missied (so i assumed it would always miss friendly air support) , hit the ground and got me a multikill.
i thought this was a good idea especially on maps with buildings etc, where you cant aim at the groun where you want, instead just aim at your own harrier and let luck take it.

so i call in my harrier, aim, fire, harrier explodes......:mad:

daherlihy · 09-05-2010 03:00PM

Dymo wrote: »

Go to 1:53 Shows flash bang team killking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP-_D-eddWA

krudler · 09-05-2010 03:07PM

Oh for fcuk sake

was playing FFA on Skidrow, ran into the building with the mounted minigun on the window from the small alley side and heard a guy put down a claymore, I fired a thumper grenade into the room but it hit the doorframe as I was crouched and it detonated the claymore it must have been right inside the door, killed myself , d'oh

Hoki · 09-05-2010 03:53PM

I was playing search & this guy on the other team kept messaging me calling me an @sshole etc.. cuz i kept killing him . Match went into overtime on Karachi & lo and behold it was us 2 left against eachother . He had just planted the bomb at B ( under the bridge ) . I was in the building beside all the chicken cages beside B & ran across the plank of wood & upto the area above the bomb.

I spotted the guy over at the corner of the steps at the same time he spotted me & we went shooting at eachother. I killed him first but took a lot of damage , there was still 20 secs left to defuse so i lay down beside his dead body & started knifing his head as you do . I then decided not to go down the steps to defuse but instead jump down only to die on landing , i swiftly turned off my PS3

krudler · 10-05-2010 04:25PM

lol, was playing in a FFA with a member of the much plugged E!RE "clan", boosting away with another guy, one thumper grenade later and I got a torrent of abuse, what a bunch of knobs.

daherlihy · 10-05-2010 05:36PM

krudler wrote: »

lol, was playing in a FFA with a member of the much plugged E!RE "clan", boosting away with another guy, one thumper grenade later and I got a torrent of abuse, what a bunch of knobs.

This supposed E!RE clan - are they a bunch of kids claiming to be brilliant or something??

I've played with a load of lads under the USoE clan tag, we often used EIRE too ... for the most part though, anyone that I've played with/against using EIRE are decent mature and/or clever gamers... I have come across some kids using E!RE though, and they have let the side down from what I recall.

krudler · 10-05-2010 05:39PM

I think the guys using EIRE are ok for the most part, but anyone I've encountered using E!RE is either a booster or a screamy kid,either way its fun kicking their ass as they're not very good

gino85 · 10-05-2010 06:01PM

had a sentry and care packages so i put down the flare for both at same time
sentry landed and rolled on me and killing me, ran back just in time for the care package to land and roll on me

rofl a dude just tried to knife me twice and hit the rock i was beside while i was scoped in, i turned and knifed him instead

helimachoptor · 11-05-2010 08:45AM

I've yet to find anyone with a [BRDS] tag!

baz909 · 11-05-2010 01:53PM

Eth78 wrote: »

I threw a frag and it bounced off an opponents head and killed me

same happened to me ...

Creasy_bear · 11-05-2010 10:47PM

Today I killed some lad ............as soon as I killed him I went to set a claymore but picked up his martydom gernade in the process and didnt notice . I killed myself and a teammate by running over to "help" him shoot at other enemies :pac:

I have no idea what I was thinking about lol..........

overexcitedaj · 11-05-2010 11:01PM

helimachoptor wrote: »

I've yet to find anyone with a [BRDS] tag!

Ive had it since day 1 but have never come across anyone. I would change it but im just used of seeing it now and it looks odd without it.
Anyway my latest fail was on wasteland today. Sniping up to 10 kills and was waiting for chopper gunner when i could find no one else. Then a team mate calls in UAV and i see most of the enemies are in the middle bunker and i get anxious to get at least 1 but in my haste trying to cook my grenade and get the throw just perfect i end up blowing myself up. Needles to say i was pissed off

Sheepy99 · 12-05-2010 06:25PM

krudler wrote: »

I shot down my own harrier with my ac-130 once, d'oh.

Just the other night i stunned my own team at the beginning of TDM on Favela, we started at the top of the hill and I lobbed a stun grenade but it hit a telephone pole, bounced back and stunned all of us, was hilarious seeing my killcam, guy ran around a corner and there were 4 guys all walking in slow motion lol

your flash grenade doesnt stun your teamates in core.

Btwndeyes · 14-05-2010 01:28PM

ya u cant stun ur own team in most hc because they are richochet meaning u get the damage instead.

X AcT X EviL · 14-05-2010 09:10PM

Killed myself with my AC-130 two kills before I got my nuke..:rolleyes:

gino85 · 14-05-2010 09:46PM

went to throw a flashbang in a room, hit the wall and stunned me, dude came out of the room and shot me

CR 7 · 14-05-2010 09:55PM

Only got the game yesterday, I've already managed to:

Get a Precision Airstrike, accidentally run towards it, killing myself, and still only got one assist.

In team deathmatch, scores tied at 9900 each, I spot someone with their back turned, decide to throw semtex at him. Instead I throw it at the wall, and watch as it blows me and him up, just after giving him enough time to turn around and knife me, and letting everyone else watch my stupidity again.

s-cogan · 19-05-2010 02:34PM

im not the best man for getting killstreaks, so i tend to get quite excited when i do, and suicidal when i f*ck it up.

today in afghan, i got a 4 kill streak 15 seconds in to the game, predator, triple kill, up to 7 now, was lying in a load of grass up on the cliff to control predator, 2 more guys run past, blam, blam, on 9 now, (had harriers at 7 but didnt use, cos i saw noone on screen to aim at), scrambler walks past, pick up a scar lying near me(still in the grass at this stage), thought i saw him and fired like mad to try get my chopper gunner, wasnt him, only a shadow (couldnt see in the grass), he killed me,

so i went to look for a rope.

ps won the game after tho, so that perked me up a bit

shawpower · 19-05-2010 02:38PM

s-cogan wrote: »

im not the best man for getting killstreaks, so i tend to get quite excited when i do, and suicidal when i f*ck it up.

today in afghan, i got a 4 kill streak 15 seconds in to the game, predator, triple kill, up to 7 now, was lying in a load of grass up on the cliff to control predator, 2 more guys run past, blam, blam, on 9 now, (had harriers at 7 but didnt use, cos i saw noone on screen to aim at), scrambler walks past, pick up a scar lying near me(still in the grass at this stage), thought i saw him and fired like mad to try get my chopper gunner, wasnt him, only a shadow (couldnt see in the grass), he killed me,

so i went to look for a rope.

ps won the game after tho, so that perked me up a bit

I'm not sure if you're better with Hardline or Stopping power if you're struggling to get kills. Yes, you only need one less with Hardline, but equally you don't kill as quickly so could lose duels without Stopping power...

krudler · 19-05-2010 02:49PM

s-cogan wrote: »

im not the best man for getting killstreaks, so i tend to get quite excited when i do, and suicidal when i f*ck it up.

I used to get really panicky when I got my killstreaks, "OMG A UAV!!!!"

It is still a rush no matter how long you've been playing the game to get a decent streak going,I used to rush and try use a streak straight away, now I take my time unless its clear to use them.

does anyone know how you batter someone with your laptop? seen it a few times on youtube, do you hit the melee button when you pull it out?

s-cogan · 23-05-2010 10:33PM

krudler wrote: »

I used to get really panicky when I got my killstreaks, "OMG A UAV!!!!" It is still a rush no matter how long you've been playing the game to get a decent streak going,I used to rush and try use a streak straight away, now I take my time unless its clear to use them.

does anyone know how you batter someone with your laptop? seen it a few times on youtube, do you hit the melee button when you pull it out?

ive tried it in multiplayer offline, couldnt get it to work

Jev/N · 23-05-2010 11:52PM

krudler wrote: »

does anyone know how you batter someone with your laptop? seen it a few times on youtube, do you hit the melee button when you pull it out?

Yep, exactly that! I did it before, thought it was hilarious but tried it again and failed. It doesn't always work, timing has to be exact - usually it's more of an accident/reflex

Angron · 23-05-2010 11:58PM

Stickied a fella with semtex as he ran towards me.. He went to knife me, missed, but the blast took me out too. I facepalmed

Kersmash · 24-05-2010 12:06AM

Search and Destroy - Rundown. Playing with two good buddies of mine. I'm the last alive on my team and the bomb's just been planted at Bombsite B. I make my way towards it, tentatively. Kill one guy on the way. Go up the stairs near the site. A brief firefight ensues with the sole survivor on the opposing team. I take some damage, but seeing as there's no one left I'm rather delighted with myself. I jump off the bridge just over the bombsite. I die. I was humiliated. Still haven't lived that one down with my mates.

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