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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

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#512 14-05-2010 01:00PM

Wazdakka

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I will crazy glue this wig to your head and then make love to your face....

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#513 14-05-2010 01:24PM

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h8red wrote: »

Could I get a permanent site ban please?

That's up to you. I can permanently ban you from TCN (and I just did), but if you want a permanent site ban, you'll have to bother someone else like an admin. Note that this might result in more hassle than you expected, in very unexpected ways.

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#514 14-05-2010 01:24PM

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Wazdakka: Always a pleasure.

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#515 20-05-2010 01:51AM

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Wha?

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#516 20-05-2010 02:20AM

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Indeed.

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#517 20-05-2010 04:07PM

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Sarky wrote: »

Indeed.

I disagree with this part!

Sarky wrote: »

eed

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#518 25-05-2010 10:47AM

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Hoy goys, just back from my lengthy ban. How's things? Did I miss anything?

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#519 25-05-2010 11:48AM

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<pithy comment>

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#520 25-05-2010 01:53PM

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WindSock wrote: »

Hoy goys, just back from my lengthy ban. How's things? Did I miss anything?

Tarharhar! Your name backwards is kcosdniW

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#521 13-06-2010 11:13PM

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Can i have a lollipop?

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#522 14-06-2010 05:28PM

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No.

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#523 15-06-2010 01:56AM

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#524 15-06-2010 02:21AM

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Is... Is that Tim curry?

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#525 15-06-2010 08:32PM

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It's whoever you want it to be son. Never lose faith.

/dies on deathbed

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#526 16-06-2010 10:08PM

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Ban me, ban me my friend.
ban me, ban me again,
I'm not the only one, ahhhhhh.

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#527 17-06-2010 02:06AM

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Banned for a month,
La la la laa.
I'm crap at singing.

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#528 17-06-2010 07:56AM

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Yodel then

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#529 22-06-2010 12:07AM

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I wanna ride the motor boat

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#530 22-06-2010 12:42AM

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#531 26-06-2010 02:04AM

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Im here for the banishment.

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#532 26-06-2010 09:42PM

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ROFL! Ban of the day!

Oh, and Wazdakka tried the old "delete message" trick, but I'm too tricksy for that.

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#533 30-06-2010 03:51AM

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#534 03-07-2010 04:01PM

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Hi without any big fuss about it I would like to request a permanent ban from the CK.s nest.

Not even on a blame game basis or any form of escalation.

There is a problem with Myself and a Mod,despite efforts by both of us to try and reconcile these diffriences there remains what is not even worthy of being called a clash of personalitie,Just genuinely We do not 'get' each others sense of humour.

What starts as a bit of fun always ends up in bad feeling and gets Personal.

Thank You and regards.

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#535 03-07-2010 11:41PM

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ynotdu wrote: »

Hi without any big fuss about it I would like to request a permanent ban from the CK.s nest.

Not even on a blame game basis or any form of escalation.

There is a problem with Myself and a Mod,despite efforts by both of us to try and reconcile these diffriences there remains what is not even worthy of being called a clash of personalitie,Just genuinely We do not 'get' each others sense of humour.

What starts as a bit of fun always ends up in bad feeling and gets Personal.

Thank You and regards.

This post is too serious for TCN. Now I am going to be banned for pointing that out:(

see you in a while

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#536 03-07-2010 11:43PM

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kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

This post is too serious for TCN. Now I am going to be banned for pointing that out:(

see you in a while

Too fucking true though, fuck the bannings.

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#537 04-07-2010 12:04AM

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Midnight_EG wrote: »

Too fucking true though, fuck the bannings.

Noo not you meg. Come back soon.

Oh ynotdu, I'm gonna miss you. you... aw shux, i love ya.

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#538 04-07-2010 03:16AM

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All wishes granted, all stupidity filtered.

I'm going to bed.

Or am I?

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#539 04-07-2010 02:24PM

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Thanks to Sceptre, bans are going to have a marked jump in length. I was going to phase it in slowly myself, but the admins clearly don't think I'm being strict enough.

You have yourselves a fabulous day.

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#540 04-07-2010 02:27PM

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Sarky wrote: »

Thanks to Sceptre, bans are going to have a marked jump in length. I was going to phase it in slowly myself, but the admins clearly don't think I'm being strict enough.

You have yourselves a fabulous day.

How marked a jump I would wonder.

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#541 04-07-2010 02:29PM

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I'm not sure yet myself. I guess the admins are looking for me to make bans permanent at some point. I suppose I'll decide the next time an idiot posts on this thread.

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