Innocent words - now questionable!

KevinVonSpiel · 20-05-2010 01:01AM

Flute.

Tool.

Camel Toe.

AskMyChocolate · 20-05-2010 01:08AM

There was a time when fist was most definitely a noun.:(

Dudess · 20-05-2010 01:10AM

"Eating meat" even sounds a little durty (to me anyway)...

Scarinae · 20-05-2010 01:16AM

Riding used to just mean horseriding

Tender Hoop · 20-05-2010 01:19AM

cnut

KevinVonSpiel · 20-05-2010 01:20AM

Guzzle.

Gobble.

Kersmash · 20-05-2010 01:26AM

The verb 'come.' Can't use it without someone sniggering.

AskMyChocolate · 20-05-2010 01:37AM

Slightly OT, but I remember when I was younger (seventeen and painfully shy) I was working in a garage and this very attractive woman in her early twenties came in and got petrol and a bag of coal. Anyway, I gave her her change and went out and put the coal in the boot for her. Obviously unused to this level of service in a garage she turned with a big smile and asked me "would I not like to come back to the flat and throw it in?". I, not realising she meant the coal, turned looking like a (hopeful) rabbit in the headlights. She, at this, turns scarlet realising what she's just said, at which point I realise she meant the coal and sprint past her level of embarrassment to clinch the 1987 world awkwardest moment prize. Aah we were innocent back then.:)

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 20-05-2010 01:47AM

Grandma's chicken salad

we'llallhavetea_old · 20-05-2010 01:50AM

kebab.

fishy.

KevinVonSpiel · 20-05-2010 01:52AM

Journey Ashy Palm wrote: »

Grandma's chicken salad

Toss salad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaZ6FymGmA

sheesh · 20-05-2010 01:54AM

tossing the salad

rubber

KevinVonSpiel · 20-05-2010 01:57AM

KevinVonSpiel wrote: »

Toss salad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaZ6FymGmA

sheesh wrote: »

tossing the salad

Sheesh!

alwaysadub · 20-05-2010 02:04AM

Pulled...

Meet/Met

With.

Dull and Boring · 20-05-2010 02:48AM

Said to a friend, in front of a lot of people, that his banana was really bent........clearly not thinking at the time.......although he came out worse from that than I did!:p

up for anything · 20-05-2010 03:03AM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Nacker

It used to be spelled with a K.

FruitLover · 20-05-2010 07:45AM

Cleveland Steamer

Tar.Aldarion · 20-05-2010 07:55AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

There was a time when fist was most definitely a noun.:(

The sad face made that for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw

Wonder what this is about *whistle*

BBDBB · 20-05-2010 08:02AM

spunk.........there was a time, to be considered full of spunk as a young lad was a compliment, you were daring and brave...........now, if a young fella is full of spunk its a courtcase and a custodial sentence........or at least a move to another parish:rolleyes:

derfderf · 20-05-2010 08:18AM

Box

rags

apologies (don't think that has any new meaning, i meant the old one anyway)

Cookie_Monster · 20-05-2010 09:01AM

flange

johnny_knoxvile · 20-05-2010 09:07AM

do you get worried when your girlfriend says she's going for a "facial"??

Bolag_the_2nd · 20-05-2010 12:43PM

Being Fingered, nsfw anymore

Novella · 20-05-2010 01:04PM

Got caught in the rain once on my way to work, arrived and as I was passing the security guard, informed him - "Oh, I am so wet, I'm actually dripping!"

He smiled his pervy little smile. I began driving to work.

Wetbench4 · 20-05-2010 01:12PM

Flaps

pickarooney · 20-05-2010 01:16PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Moist - it just sounds durrty

Please put me out of my misery. Every time there's a thread on objectionable words someone mentions 'moist' and it gets loads of thanks, but nobody will ever tell me why.

Is it the meaning or the sound? Are moisture, moisturiser, joist, hoist, humid, damp and clammy all equally bad?

Is there some in-joke or are you all bat-**** insane?

OutlawPete · 20-05-2010 01:17PM

Bitch.

Whenever I hear the SIS guy in the bookies say:

"Oh, that's a lovely bitch in Trap 3.."

I feel like coming to her defence.

Oh and "Coming.."

kfallon · 20-05-2010 01:19PM

Beef Curtains.....:eek:

20-05-2010 01:22PM

The word trojan used to refer to wood.. Now, it refers to wood.

hardCopy · 20-05-2010 01:25PM

Gash

Innocent words - now questionable!

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