Herald Call that slag off the apprentice a beauty

crispsandwiches · 19-05-2010 08:27PM #1

Jesus who wrote this article: Stevie wonder's brother. I have a beauty on my arse that is comparable that needs squeezing that she can get to know if she wants.

here is offending article:

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/eurovision-donnas-got-the-x-factor-says-tv-pal-jennifer-2185319.html

Blobby George · 19-05-2010 08:29PM

I'd pummel her drapes.

NothingMan · 19-05-2010 08:29PM

Eurovision Donna's got the X Factor, says TV pal Jennifer

What is in this article about the apprentice?

There's 2 pictures, one of a brunette, Jennifer, who'd get it, and one of a blonde girl, Donna, who looks like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Which one are we pitch forking today?

biko · 19-05-2010 08:30PM

tl;dr

NC27 · 19-05-2010 08:32PM

So your sayin you'd kick her out of bed for eating crisp sandwiches?

bad2dabone · 19-05-2010 08:33PM

sounds bitter.

listermint · 19-05-2010 08:35PM

She can flute with my biscuits anyday.

genericguy · 19-05-2010 08:36PM

did her ma write the article? that bytch has a face that'd make an onion cry.

Handsome Bob · 19-05-2010 08:36PM

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Jesus who wrote this article: Stevie wonder's brother. I have a beauty on my arse that is comparable that needs squeezing that she can get to know if she wants.

here is offending article:

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/eurovision-donnas-got-the-x-factor-says-tv-pal-jennifer-2185319.html

Yourself so.

Pighead · 19-05-2010 08:36PM

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Jesus who wrote this article: Stevie wonder's brother. I have a beauty on my arse that is comparable that needs squeezing that she can get to know if she wants.

here is offending article:

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/eurovision-donnas-got-the-x-factor-says-tv-pal-jennifer-2185319.html

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

artanevilla · 19-05-2010 08:40PM

I'd dip the wick.

Bonito · 19-05-2010 08:41PM

**crispandsandwiches says the beauty off the apprentice is a slag!**

Hank_Jones · 19-05-2010 08:42PM

I think she isn't half bad.
Remember seeing her on tv a while back and I thought she was quite good looking.

Also, that reporter calls Michael O'Leary the biggest prick in the country?
The man is a fcuking hero who has made a tiny airline into one of the biggest in the world....kind of baffled at how she could call him that...
She's done nothing, he should be running the country.
If anything, she is the prick...

LFC5Times · 19-05-2010 08:47PM

She's an @rsehole though, typical reality show person who hangs around like a bad smell years after they where on tv.

Indubitable · 19-05-2010 08:49PM

You take the herald seriously...

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

OutlawPete · 19-05-2010 08:51PM

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Stevie wonder's brother.

Is he blind too?

billy the squid · 19-05-2010 09:25PM

I got as far as the word "diary" and knew the article was going to be crap.

ascanbe · 19-05-2010 09:38PM

Pighead wrote: »

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

No, Stevie Wonder's brother isn't blind; but he is well known to have taken quite a shine to the girl the OP is referring to.

Pighead · 19-05-2010 09:51PM

ascanbe wrote: »

No, Stevie Wonder's brother isn't blind; but he is well known to have taken quite a shine to the girl the OP is referring to.

Blatant lie. You have no idea who Stevie Wonder's brother does or does not fancy. If you were here in front of Pighead now he would give you a damn good push for lying to him.

Then later on whilst you were massaging your bruised pride, you would get a phonecall and the voice on the other end of the phone would sing sweetly to you:
"Pighead just called to say, he shoved you"

The_Kew_Tour · 19-05-2010 09:55PM

Worst thread of day winner anyway.

ejmaztec · 19-05-2010 09:58PM

The woman's obviously getting punished because she can't stomach crispsandwiches.

Mr Benevolent · 19-05-2010 10:00PM

Pighead wrote: »

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

*David Attenborough voice* "And here we have an extremely rare first-person post from Pighead. This is indeed a privilege and perhaps a world first."

Pighead · 19-05-2010 10:03PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

The woman's obviously getting punished because she can't stomach crispsandwiches.

crisp sandwiches! Only just realised that's what his username is! Was full sure he it was crisps and wiches! Thought he was a spanner who couldn't spell properly! Turns out he's just a spanner. Sincere apologies crispsandwiches. Pighead's judged you unfairly here today.

Pighead · 19-05-2010 10:05PM

Confab wrote: »

*David Attenborough voice* "And here we have an extremely rare first-person post from Pighead. This is indeed a privilege and perhaps a world first."

*Pighead voice* It's not a first person post ya big eejit!