Herald Call that slag off the apprentice a beauty

crispsandwiches

Jesus who wrote this article: Stevie wonder's brother. I have a beauty on my arse that is comparable that needs squeezing that she can get to know if she wants.

here is offending article:

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/eurovision-donnas-got-the-x-factor-says-tv-pal-jennifer-2185319.html

Blobby George

I'd pummel her drapes.

NothingMan

Eurovision Donna's got the X Factor, says TV pal Jennifer


What is in this article about the apprentice?

There's 2 pictures, one of a brunette, Jennifer, who'd get it, and one of a blonde girl, Donna, who looks like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Which one are we pitch forking today?

biko

tl;dr

NC27

So your sayin you'd kick her out of bed for eating crisp sandwiches?

bad2dabone

sounds bitter.

listermint

She can flute with my biscuits anyday.

genericguy

did her ma write the article? that bytch has a face that'd make an onion cry.

Handsome Bob

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Jesus who wrote this article: Stevie wonder's brother. I have a beauty on my arse that is comparable that needs squeezing that she can get to know if she wants.

here is offending article:

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/eurovision-donnas-got-the-x-factor-says-tv-pal-jennifer-2185319.html

Yourself so.

Pighead

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Jesus who wrote this article: Stevie wonder's brother. I have a beauty on my arse that is comparable that needs squeezing that she can get to know if she wants.

here is offending article:

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/eurovision-donnas-got-the-x-factor-says-tv-pal-jennifer-2185319.html

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

artanevilla

I'd dip the wick.

Bonito

**crispandsandwiches says the beauty off the apprentice is a slag!**

Hank_Jones

I think she isn't half bad.
Remember seeing her on tv a while back and I thought she was quite good looking.

Also, that reporter calls Michael O'Leary the biggest prick in the country?
The man is a fcuking hero who has made a tiny airline into one of the biggest in the world....kind of baffled at how she could call him that...
She's done nothing, he should be running the country.
If anything, she is the prick...

LFC5Times

She's an @rsehole though, typical reality show person who hangs around like a bad smell years after they where on tv.

Indubitable

You take the herald seriously... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

OutlawPete

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Stevie wonder's brother.

Is he blind too?

billy the squid

I got as far as the word "diary" and knew the article was going to be crap.

ascanbe

Pighead wrote: »

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

No, Stevie Wonder's brother isn't blind; but he is well known to have taken quite a shine to the girl the OP is referring to.

Pighead

ascanbe wrote: »

No, Stevie Wonder's brother isn't blind; but he is well known to have taken quite a shine to the girl the OP is referring to.

Blatant lie. You have no idea who Stevie Wonder's brother does or does not fancy. If you were here in front of Pighead now he would give you a damn good push for lying to him.

Then later on whilst you were massaging your bruised pride, you would get a phonecall and the voice on the other end of the phone would sing sweetly to you:
"Pighead just called to say, he shoved you"

The_Kew_Tour

Worst thread of day winner anyway.

ejmaztec

The woman's obviously getting punished because she can't stomach crispsandwiches.

Mr Benevolent

Pighead wrote: »

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

*David Attenborough voice* "And here we have an extremely rare first-person post from Pighead. This is indeed a privilege and perhaps a world first."

Pighead

ejmaztec wrote: »

The woman's obviously getting punished because she can't stomach crispsandwiches.

crisp sandwiches! Only just realised that's what his username is! Was full sure he it was crisps and wiches! Thought he was a spanner who couldn't spell properly! Turns out he's just a spanner. Sincere apologies crispsandwiches. Pighead's judged you unfairly here today.

Pighead

Confab wrote: »

*David Attenborough voice* "And here we have an extremely rare first-person post from Pighead. This is indeed a privilege and perhaps a world first."

*Pighead voice* It's not a first person post ya big eejit!

bonzodog2

Well it was a non-3rd person PH post, even if PH didn't use the I-word

Indubitable

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Well it was a non-3rd person PH post, even if PH didn't use the I-word

AFAIK He only uses 3rd person when talking about himself. In the case above there was nowhere in the text where this was a possibility

opinion guy

Ahem <clears throat>

Who ?

Wibbs

opinion guy wrote: »

Ahem <clears throat>

Who ?

No idea, but I would. If she drinks to excess regularly I possibly have.

Gunsfortoys

Wibbs wrote: »

No idea, but I would. If she drinks to excess regularly I possibly have.

Classic. Was thinking that but the words failed me. Cheers.

Krusader

I'd say yer one would be a right li'l sauce-pot in the scratcher

stovelid

Seems quite attractive to me?

Perhaps I just don't inhabit the same rarefied stratosphere of attractiveness that the OP does.

take everything

Pighead wrote: »

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

Stevie Wonder's brother is a notoriously poor journalist.
The phrase "who wrote this article- stevie wonder's brother" is common parlance for this is $hit journalism.
I thought everyone knew that.

gollem_1975

In a world where Neal Delamere ( also mentioned in the article ) can be considered a comedian...damn right she can be called a beauty

LoanShark

Jennifer I'd camel hump her!

Isn't Donna quite fond of growling at the badger?

Hank_Jones

This kind of thing sort of irritates me.
People on the interweb calling others munters when the reality is that they most likely have a head like a bag of spanners themselves.

She certainly isn't a bad looking woman.
She's obviously never going to win any beauty contests, but she is far from ugly.

ballsymchugh

Hank_Jones wrote: »

This kind of thing sort of irritates me.
People on the interweb calling others munters when the reality is that they most likely have a head like a bag of spanners themselves.

She certainly isn't a bad looking woman.
She's obviously never going to win any beauty contests, but she is far from ugly.

she's not ugly, but feckin annoying. she was on newstalk a while back when moncreiff was off, and i would've preferred to listen to flies buzzing about a festering turd than listen to them. twas painful radio. thank Christ for 6 music.
so she's still waiting to see if republic of telly will be recommissioned? that'll hopefully be a long long wait.

m@cc@

After bringing up the subject of Iceland's volcano, she left the controversial airline chief speechless, by asking: "What's it like being the biggest pr**k in Ireland?"
"I'm still getting taxi men congratulating me on that," she laughed. "I get into a cab and they're like 'fair play, he needed to be told'.

Feckin' hell, because taxi drivers are really the demograph that you want to rub shoulders with.

pwd

The Herald is the worst newspaper bar none.

Nulty

NothingMan wrote: »

Eurovision Donna's got the X Factor, says TV pal Jennifer


What is in this article about the apprentice?

There's 2 pictures, one of a brunette, Jennifer, who'd get it, and one of a blonde girl, Donna, who looks like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Which one are we pitch forking today?

Excellent Post.

theboxer

That ginger one wouldnt get ridden into battle.

The brown haired one would be left looking like a painters radio. She looks like the duuurty type that would leave you walking around like John Wayne for weeks after. Mad for willy, by the looks of her.

yuloni

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grenache

Jenny Maguire is a babe. Annoying or not. Anyone who thinks she isn't good looking needs their eyes tested.

This has to be the most pointless thread ever though.

biko

Pighead wrote: »

Rubbish thread. For this to be valid the girl in question would have to be an absolute munter. She clearly isn't. She may not be everybody's cup of tea but she is definitely not ugly.

And what are you on about Stevie Wonders brother for? You seem to be implying that the author must be blind. Stevie Wonders brother isn't blind ya big numbskull! You should have just said "Who wrote this article? Stevie Wonder?!!! You tried to complicate things and made an absolute arse of things.

You should file this thread under "Making an absolute arse of things"

This is the reason this thread is closed, thanks Piggy.