The Heaviest most dirtiest drink you've ever had

davyjose · 15-05-2010 09:38AM

Placid_Casual wrote: »

I had a cocktail in Argentina called Camino a la Morgue (which translates to Road to the Morgue!). It was basically every spirit imaginable with a dash of coke. It was pretty vile.

Sounds like a long island Ice tea, tbh

the way I make them anyway

antodeco · 15-05-2010 09:44AM

My drink of choice is:

Shot of Tequila, Shot of Sambuca and a double Baileys, all mixed together. Mmm, eye stingingly good!

sponsoredwalk · 15-05-2010 10:27AM

Stroh, only the 60 version but it's nuts!

Poitin

and a classic blend of 4 of the strongest drinks behind any standard Irish bar in a shot glass, one gooey layer on top of the other

OutlawPete · 15-05-2010 10:48AM

I was stuck for money a few years back and was talked into doing a reverse bukkake.

Andrew33 · 15-05-2010 10:55AM

A pint of Barium, heaviest drink I've ever had, your sh1t clinks when it hits the bowl for days afterwards.

Tea_Bag · 15-05-2010 10:57AM

Got a bottle of UniCum from hungary.

Herbal ****, that made you throw up or gag for ages every shot you had. we polished off the bottle.

pikachucheeks · 15-05-2010 12:26PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

I was stuck for money a few years back and was talked into doing a reverse bukkake.

Take it to the "What made you smile" thread, Pete!
:pac:

WesternZulu · 15-05-2010 12:34PM

Lidles cheap buckfast called nobleman mixed with their cheap redbull.

Never want to see it again but when i was a broke 2nd year in college i used to drink it...horrible horrible stuff!!

pikachucheeks · 15-05-2010 12:38PM

WesternZulu wrote: »

Lidles cheap buckfast called nobleman mixed with their cheap redbull.

Never even heard of that imitation stuff! Do they still do it?
Buckfast is bad enough on its own! :pac: Even the smell of it makes me feel sick!

craggles · 15-05-2010 01:35PM

PK2008 wrote: »

Pint glass of crushed ice, vodka and jaegermeister,

Absolutely Rank

So basically diluted jagermeister?

HalloweenJack · 15-05-2010 01:38PM

+1 for Stroh. Absolutely rotten stuff. I'd never touch it again.

There's a Finnish drink called Fisu. It's vodka mixed with Fisherman's Friend. It's a really deceptive drink. It tastes like Fisherman's Friend but it burns. You keep drinking it because you can't taste the vodka, then...BAM...you're unconscious. Maybe it's just cause I never drink vodka but it knocked me out. Again, I won't be going near it again.

landsleaving · 15-05-2010 01:43PM

In Denmark they have a chili shot. You drink it, it tastes nice. Happy days.

Then 10 seconds later you frantically rush to the bar, gasping, begging for water amd being laughed at by the barman.

It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted, maybe due to the sudden shock of the burning mouth, who knows.

My lips were on fire the rest of the night. (This failed to attract the ladies

)

evercloserunion · 15-05-2010 01:47PM

Stroh 80.

Cook!eMonster · 15-05-2010 02:01PM

PK2008 wrote: »

Pint glass of crushed ice, vodka and jaegermeister,

Absolutely Rank

that actually sounds kinda nice...

for me? bottle of wine, mixed with all types of beer and spirits, that was one mad party

Truley · 15-05-2010 02:13PM

I once drank a hooch that contained buckfast, waragi and listerine among other ingredients

Risteard · 15-05-2010 02:15PM

I once mixed Bulmers with a double Southern Comfort. My friends were doing it with Budweiser but as I don't like Budweiser I said I'd do it with Bulmers. Absolutely horrible.

carlop · 15-05-2010 02:23PM

The Negroni became my regular drink for a while in Italy, Gin, Camapri and Martini. At first it was horrible, but I eventually developed a taste for it.

Where I was in Italy white wine mixed with campari was very popular. One day we tried to replicate it, but on the cheap. Bought a carton of the cheapest white wine we could find and the supermarket own brand 'Bitter.' Topped it off with a bit of rum.

It was almost undrinkable, the taste was just pure sh1te. I also still vividly remember the horrible mess that came out my ass the next day, it actually scared me.

Hank Scorpio · 15-05-2010 02:29PM

DarkJager wrote: »

Drank 3/4 of a bottle of 80% absinthe one night. Christ that was fun.....

that stuff is lethal, took about 15 shots of it one night after a rake of cans trying to impress someone when i was young and stupid!

cudent stand up even to piss, had work the next day at 9am

some_dose · 15-05-2010 02:31PM

Didn't happen to me but the dirtiest drink I've ever seen was drank by my friend during UCC Rag Week 3 years ago. As it was coming towards the end of the week there were no clean glasses, mugs or bowls to drink from, so my friend was drinking vodka from a teapot. He put it down on the kitchen table when another one of my friends accidentally poured loads of washing up liquid into it. The guy came back and kept drinking until he started to get towards the end of the teapot. After much burping and gagging (and laughing by us) he went and threw up. And did so for the next 2 days.

Parsley · 15-05-2010 02:32PM

I've drunk some NASTY **** after turning up the 4th King on a few occasions.

The nastiest drink I've legally had was one i bought for my friend's 21st. In a glass there was a shot of red aftershock, a shot of hennessy, a shot of captain morgan's and a shot of either gin or tequila... maybe sambucha. the birthday boy threw his own whiskey in on top too.

Illegally, that same lad came back from Ghana with a bottle of moonshine. Twas made in a bathtub out the back of some hut in a tiny fishing village in Africa, by a man who had gone blind in one eye from the fumes of making it or something. Apparently he's gotten the mix wrong a few times and it's killed people. It was supposedly "gin", somewhere between 50% and 80% alcohol. Definitely the most disgusting thing i've ever tasted. One lad took a tiny sip and immediately puked his ring up over a 5th floor balcony.

overexcitedaj · 15-05-2010 04:30PM

worst thing ive tasted is an alabama swallow
Tabasco sauce, Worchester sauce and Fernet.
Absoloutly rank!

jolter · 15-05-2010 11:11PM

davyjose wrote: »

Aye, Poitin will fcuk you up for a few days. the alcohol content is such that your body can't process it all, so it just sits. then when you lash back the water, it dilutes it and you get pissed all over again.

yep tell me about it, still shudder at the taught today.

Thomas828 · 16-05-2010 12:30AM

My limited experience with drink doesn't get any dirtier than sherry. 15 years ago I took maybe 20ml of it, found it unpalatable and never touched it again.

evercloserunion · 16-05-2010 12:52AM

Thomas828 wrote: »

My limited experience with drink doesn't get any dirtier than sherry. 15 years ago I took maybe 20ml of it, found it unpalatable and never touched it again.

And friend and I once tried mixing sherry and milk because were were drunk and had finished all the other drink and banked on sherry and milk tasting nicer than sherry on its own.

ddef · 16-05-2010 01:26AM

I once had a shot of tequila with a big dirty ****e bobbing on top, sliding over the edge.

Cupcake_Crisis · 16-05-2010 01:33AM

A few of us made death punch at a friends party the other night. It consisted of Jameson, Captain Morgans, Vodka, Blue wkd, Vodka and 80% Absinth, mixed with red lemonade. The stuff was lethal! I took one mouthful and gagged. One of the lads was drinking it from a pineapple all night and ended up passed out on a bench in the backgarden

MackDeToaster · 16-05-2010 01:36AM

I once had a double tequila, baileys and creme de menthe, and I had ten of them. I wasn't quite functional the next day.

Kasabian · 16-05-2010 01:37AM

Drank a bottle of Poitín and wasn't sober again for 3 days , the hangover and sick stomach lasted a week. God awful poison.

skippy15 · 16-05-2010 01:39AM

ITS a cross between having a bottle of ansinth last week between 3 of us.....rough....or having to do shots of toilet duck...

16-05-2010 01:45AM

Labatt Ice, rancid piss water, you get hungover while you are still drinking it.

The Heaviest most dirtiest drink you've ever had

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