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The Heaviest most dirtiest drink you've ever had

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Seen snake vodka but couldn't bring myself to drink it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 d_a_w_n


    karpakie poor ****e


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    The donkeys bollox

    Its contents varied from what ever was available from whoevers parents drinks cabnet we were robbing it from, and how well the drink available mixed with water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,030 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Drinking a few bottles of Chimay Blue 'like normal beer', full of swagger, big gulps, bottles gone in a short run.. big mistake.

    Very drunk, very quickly.. are those my feet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    I forgot about the rice wine that had the fresh blood of a snake rung into it from its still moving headless body. Meant to be good for an erection. Dont know if it was.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Even thinking of Kummerling makes me heave :eek: Went to a party in Germany when i was 19 and 64 shot bottles made a circle. Me and 4 others drank the lot plus another half circle and these weird sugar shots you had to bounce off the table to make them fizz. We were sitting down for the whole time.

    5 hrs later and standing up ..i didnt manage...at all.

    Puked in my production managers brand new Audi and was "undressed" by another employee apparently. Neeeeeeeever again. We went to Poland the next day with heads literally hangin out every window.*heaves again*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    Poitin is suppose to be absolutely dire
    I think that you don't get hungover. You may stay drunk for 2 days, but the hangover isn't bad.

    My worst ever was a bottle of wine then a few JD's. Sick sick sick and very alone after being pretty mean to Mr Whispered. :o


    Alcopops make me very sick. 1 bottle of bacardi breezer makes me vomit and if I drink that awful smirnoff ice stuff I have a sore head and delicate stomach for days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    thebullkf wrote: »
    which is....?

    Exactly what you might think it is :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Mercury


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    absinthe sends me crazy......actually crazy. mixed with some other illegals and even worse then.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,320 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    took a gulp of what i thought was fresh milk, turned out it was well sour, needless to say i puked up my ring:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    thebullkf wrote: »
    +1....also green chartreuse........fook me...


    drank cheap ****e from budapest before....

    called "CAPITAIN FLASHE"....something like that anyway...

    sweet lord i felt like the flash all right.....in an outta the jax on the big white telephone to god!!!!...


    and i NEVER get sick from gargling.....

    Hallucinating while you are throwing up green vomit is not the most relaxing experience in the world!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    Red aftershock, blue aftershock and black aftershock, topped off with jaeger and coke.

    Utilise that monster as a chaser for your bulmers and you have a fun appointment with the toilet bowl the next morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Tiger Beer. Nice but not suitable for a free bar :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭theparish


    Ireland-A bottle of red wine(on its own no prob) followed by 2 or 3 pints of beer.
    Wake up next day close to hospitalisation.

    Italy-half a bottle of Grappa back at the hotel after a few pints tends to ruin sightseeing for a couple of days.

    Prague-drinking and smoking Absinthe,I have very few memories of that trip

    Krakow-Plum brandy first night,never left the hotel the following day,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Delerium Nocturnum
    Its a dark beer from belgium(about 8.6%) and comes in bottles like wine bottles with cork tops.
    Absolutely fcuked me up royally :(
    I believe I tried to badly chat up a friend while whacked off my nipples on it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    once drank a bottle of vodka by myself. from start to finnish. I don't remember much about that particular night.

    It tought me to watchwhat I drink and how much I drink though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭dasdog


    Four solphandine in a glass of gin coming down off mushrooms. Elephantism kicked in. You're a bunch of lightweights.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    i drank budweiser once


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Cookie33


    4 shots of black aftershock in a glass

    eugh! tastes like liquorice


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    once drank a bottle of vodka by myself. from start to finnish. I don't remember much about that particular night.

    It tought me to watchwhat I drink and how much I drink though.
    Did that recently enough and still made it to a nightclub and wasn't the drunk one of my group.
    Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed really.

    On the same subject; we were doing double tequilas as a shot last weekend...nasty suff.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 616 ✭✭✭pearljamfan


    stayed in a hostel in san diego, drank leftovers from communal fridge-gin and milk. PUKE!!!! actually, vodka too, but anything with milk is just puke.

    southern comfort always ruins things for me, and i love the taste, just cant handle it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭darsar


    Newcastle brown ale. Pure sh1te.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I'm not really one for drinking anything too heavy on a regular basis but ever so often, I do get a hankering for some hard liquer. About month ago, my stepdad's sister and her Alan Tudyk-lookalike boyfriend came over one night after I'd managed to get my grubby mits on a sniffer of Jagermiester that was at the time nestled deep in my handbag, all but forgotten. So, I'm sitting there with my step aunt's boyfriend, drinking my own weight in Warfeinteiner and Miller when invitably, we run out of booze.

    Trying to figure out what do, as all we had left was Budweiser (the watery 4.5% type, not the decidingly more robust 5% Northern Ireland variety) that no-one liked,I then suddenly remembered the sniffer of Jagermeister.

    Poured it into a tumbler and took a neat swig. All was grand and dandy-Mmm! Minty!-until the aftertaste snuck up on me and caused me to cough and sputter. Still, not one to be defeated, I stalked into the kitchen in search of a mixer.

    All that greated me in the fridge was a lonely bottle of Strawberry Lime flavored Jones Soda and a half-full naggin of Jack Daniels. And lo: THE BERRY BOMB was born.

    ****ing deliscious, it was! Incredibly potent stuff, though and combined with the combination of beers I'd previously consumed, I can only remember brief flashes following generous consumptions of this rocket fuel.

    There was much "I did not muuuurdaaah him"-based hilerity, or so I can recall...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭positron


    Mocha Frappe Latte - regretted it after two sips, and there was enough left over to fill a small bath.

    Oh, drink ... I see.. I'll get my coat..!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    In fairness, anyone who thinks a beer is the heaviest, worst for hangovers, drink they've ever had, needs to come out on a night with me and my old college buddy's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 ✭✭jolter


    poitin at a party in west cork, drank water like a camel the day after and it seemed like i was only after topping up again, had a pair of eyes like 2 piss holes in the snow for days after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    A drink called 'dark cloud', haven't managed to finish a pint of the stuff yet...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    kenmonu wrote: »
    poitin at a party in west cork, drank water like a camel the day after and it seemed like i was only after topping up again, had a pair of eyes like 2 piss holes in the snow for days after.

    Aye, Poitin will fcuk you up for a few days. the alcohol content is such that your body can't process it all, so it just sits. then when you lash back the water, it dilutes it and you get pissed all over again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭Placid_Casual


    I had a cocktail in Argentina called Camino a la Morgue (which translates to Road to the Morgue!). It was basically every spirit imaginable with a dash of coke. It was pretty vile.


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