The problem with demicracy

recylingbin · 08-05-2010 02:37AM #1

You get ti decide which cúnt you want to vote for, They're all cúnts. But which cúnt will do what you would do if you were enough of a cúnt to try and get elected.
It's a tallest midget conetest. Except, instead of midgets, you have a ball of cúnts.

OutlawPete · 08-05-2010 02:38AM

Politics and alcohol don't go too well together

Einhard · 08-05-2010 02:40AM

The problem with democracy

There ya go. Problem solved.

recylingbin · 08-05-2010 02:41AM

Too late to spell it correctly?
Goddam american spellcheck.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. But to summarise, show me a politican and I'll show you a cúnt, without the fada.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-05-2010 02:41AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdq577iClbU

OutlawPete · 08-05-2010 02:44AM

I thought Demi had got arrested for something Crazy.

Just like Heather from TJ Hooker.

That was a TV show with a sexy cop for all those born after 1987.

entropi · 08-05-2010 02:48AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Anyway, I'm going to bed. But to summarise, show me a politican and I'll show you a cúnt, without the fada.

I show you a politician... now you drop trou like a good girl:p

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 02:54AM

Master of Nothing wrote: »

I show you a politician... now you drop trou like a good girl:p

Ah, Brian Cowen - I once got bored and drew a sad face on my scrotum. It looked uncannily like our current Taoiseach.

monkeyfudge · 08-05-2010 02:56AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

I thought Demi had got arrested for something Crazy.

Just like Heather from TJ Hooker.

That was a TV show with a sexy cop for all those born after 1987.

Yep. William Shatner was pretty damn sexy in the 80s.

theboxer · 08-05-2010 02:57AM

Master of Nothing wrote: »

I show you a politician... now you drop trou like a good girl:p

Big blow job lips on the chap.

SugarHigh · 08-05-2010 02:58AM

Do you own a bookshop?

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 03:03AM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep. William Shatner was pretty damn sexy in the 80s.

And he's still a dude these days.

Denny Crane: I once captained my own spaceship!

Denny Crane: Do you know who I am?

Judge Phyllis Tamber: Yes, I do. You used to be Denny Crane.

OutlawPete · 08-05-2010 03:08AM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep. William Shatner was pretty damn sexy in the 80s.

Yes he was, look what he taught Stacy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJC0D4QA00U

We could do with a few Ban Garda like that ..

AgileMyth · 08-05-2010 03:11AM

You know what? OP is not far wrong. If there was a general election tomorrow I'm not sure I could vote. We have two major parties to choose from; Fianna Fail have been in power my entire life and have done very little to inspire confidence. We have gone through three taoiseachs in my lifetime, one evil c*nt, one crooked w*nker and one incompetent moron.

Fine Gael are no better, their policies are essentially the same, designed to make themselves look good whilst acheiving little else . Labour may have began as a different party but they are currently no better than the other two. Sin Fein are glorified communists and the green party are a joke alltogether.

That leaves me voting for independents. Can an independent make a difference? I don't think so.

theboxer · 08-05-2010 03:12AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

That leaves me voting for independents. Can an independent make a difference? I don't think so.

Jackie Healy Raes constituents would disagree with you there.;)

AgileMyth · 08-05-2010 03:14AM

theboxer wrote: »

Jackie Healy Raes constituents would disagree with you there.;)

And they have acheived???

theboxer · 08-05-2010 03:20AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

And they have acheived???

They are well looke after, sunshine. Dont you worry about that.

Off the top of my head, he secured a new hospital for Kenmare just before Christmas. Extra funding in both transport and tourism for South Kerry. He was an indo in 2007, Fianna Fail offered him a lot of goodies to join the government. Goodies which still havent been disclosed to the general public.

Jev/N · 08-05-2010 03:26AM

Einhard wrote: »

The problem with democracy

There ya go. Problem solved.

In fairness the OP can't spell 'recycling' either :pac:

AgileMyth · 08-05-2010 03:33AM

theboxer wrote: »

They are well looke after, sunshine. Dont you worry about that.

Off the top of my head, he secured a new hospital for Kenmare just before Christmas. Extra funding in both transport and tourism for South Kerry. He was an indo in 2007, Fianna Fail offered him a lot of goodies to join the government. Goodies which still havent been disclosed to the general public.

To be honest that was part of the problem I was getting at. A strong independent candidate can move funding towards their own area, this in turn f*cks up neighbouring areas. I wouldn't vote for a strong independent here in Sligo that will make it tougher for other people in the North west region.

marco_polo · 08-05-2010 03:55AM

theboxer wrote: »

They are well looke after, sunshine. Dont you worry about that.

Off the top of my head, he secured a new hospital for Kenmare just before Christmas. Extra funding in both transport and tourism for South Kerry. He was an indo in 2007, Fianna Fail offered him a lot of goodies to join the government. Goodies which still havent been disclosed to the general public.

Or so he would have you believe.

http://www.tribune.ie/news/article/2009/dec/13/healy-raes-new-hospital-had-been-promised-11-month/

Killer Pigeon · 08-05-2010 04:50AM

I'm a bit demi-crazy myself actually.

Rabies · 08-05-2010 04:53AM

Seriously?

If you were having some normal light hearted discussion, fire away. But a drunken rant like that, nope!

The problem with demicracy

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