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bizarre UFO shenanigans in the daily star

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,030 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭The Rook


    The cake is a lie...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I think the OP raises an excellent point and I see the point he's clearly trying to make. Cake is good, but only when it's chocolate cake.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Eating Maderia Cake right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I think the OP raises an excellent point and I see the point he's clearly trying to make. Cake is good, but only when it's chocolate cake.

    I had a very nice piece of orange tinged chocolate cake last night, and woke up this morning with awful dose of the trotts. Be careful out there.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    I'm fine for cake thanks.

    ....

    Cinnamon?!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins



    Don't know about that but apparently this is the alien that has been harassing the earth for years:

    http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/posh-spice-tll-sleestak.jpg

    I too love cake, a bit of chocolate in there would be nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I feel sorry for the OP now. He obviously put a lot of time into typing out his OP and we all come in and mess with his thread.

    I'm sorry OP :(


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Send him some cake!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Kafe und kogen is the greatest invention Germany ever gave the world.

    Coffe and cake, as a meal. It's great.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Kiera wrote: »
    I dont like cake.

    Heresy. Burn the witch. With flaming cake.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Cherry cake is where it's at!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Biggins wrote: »
    Cherry cake is where it's at!

    Just ate a cherry bakewell, not 15 minutes ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Uthur wrote: »
    so i guess nothing would surprise anyone when it comes to the tabloids but my dad
    brought this one to my attention last week

    for 4 days in a row the star had an article about some viral UFO video on the
    or internet or some sh1t like this. they printed the same picture every day
    which was supposed to be a still from the video and told people to check it out online.

    i had a gander and it was such an ovious fake i had to wonder what the hell
    they were playing at. why draw attention to such a crappy internet video at all, let
    alone do it more than once?

    i guessed it might be part of some advertising campaign but the article didn't
    say 'this is an advertisement' or whatever so that seemed to be ruled out.
    but today my dad tells me it was an ad all along (for a choccy bar) and they
    finally put the 'this is an ad' disclaimer on the thing after revealing it was
    actually just a promotion.

    this type of lark seems very sleazy to me. i'm sure many people looked at that
    and never knew they were being 'advertised at' thinking it was some kind
    of genuine news story.

    but who is really surprised anyway? half the stories in the tabloids aren't real
    news stories but are paid for promotions or publicity stunts of one kind or
    another so it's all b0llix news anyway. you may as well read the beano! :D

    any thoughts? down with this sort of thing? :p


    Bringing this back on topic ( temporarily anyway!!! :)) , the advertisement was obviously aimed at regular readers, who seeing the picture several days in a row would be quite intrigued. They would look at it each day, and then realise it was an ad, for a chocolate bar. They will then remember it because it was a different way of advertising.

    One of these people might then go and post about it on a busy internet forum, where it will be read by many people but unfortunately the thread will then get sidetracked as someone starts talking about cake and everyone gets carried away, discussing flavours, types and whether or not a jaffa cake is a cake or a biscuit.

    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Kiera wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the OP now. He obviously put a lot of time into typing out his OP and we all come in and mess with his thread.

    I'm sorry OP :(

    Post lacks cake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm boycotting cake now because of this whole sordid affair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Post lacks cake.


    Thread isn't about cake. Its about a dodgy ad featuring a UFO. But you probably didin't even read the opening post, did you?

    Stop sidetracking it!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Thread isn't about cake. Its about a dodgy ad featuring a UFO. But you probably didin't even read the opening post, did you?

    Stop sidetracking it!!!

    Oh crumbs!
    I apologise.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Just ate a cherry bakewell, not 15 minutes ago.
    Ya lucky sod. :o


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Anyone put custard on there pie or cake!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Cake is a form of food that is usually sweet and often baked. Cakes normally combine some kind of flour, a sweetening agent (commonly sugar), a binding agent (generally egg, though gluten or starch are often used by lacto-vegetarians and vegans), fats (usually butter, shortening, or margarine, although a fruit purée such as applesauce is sometimes substituted to avoid using fat), a liquid (milk, water or fruit juice), flavors and some form of leavening agent (such as yeast or baking powder), though many cakes lack these ingredients and instead rely on air bubbles in the dough to expand and cause the cake to rise. Cake is often frosted with buttercream or marzipan, and finished with piped borders and crystallized fruit.
    Cake is often the dessert of choice for meals at ceremonial occasions, particularly weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays. There are countless cake recipes; some are bread-like, some rich and elaborate and many are centuries old. Cake making is no longer a complicated procedure; while at one time considerable labor went into cake making (particularly the whisking of egg foams), baking equipment and directions have been simplified that even the most amateur cook may bake a cake.
    :p


    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    Mute wrote: »
    Are Jaffa cakes, biscuits or cakes?

    They're cakes, they go hard when they go stale. Biscuits go soft.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    nibtrix wrote: »
    They're cakes, they go hard when they go stale. Biscuits go soft.
    Actually, they are cake for tax reasons. Chocolate covered biscuits are subject to 17.5% VAT, where as normal cakes and biscuits are not. McVities went to court to prove they were actually cakes (as they are not double baked like biscuits) for them to be recognised as such and avail of the tax emption.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    Actually, they are cake for tax reasons. Chocolate covered buscuits are subject to 17.5% VAT, where as normal cakes and buscuits are not. McVities went to court to prove they were actually cakes (as they are not double baked like biscuits) for them to be recognised as such and avail of the tax emption.

    Yep, and how did they prove they were cakes - by showing that they went hard! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    nibtrix wrote: »
    Yep, and how did they prove they were cakes - by showing that they went hard! :p


    McVities argued that a distinction between cakes and biscuits is, among other things, that biscuits would normally be expected to go soft when stale, whereas cakes would normally be expected to go hard. It was demonstrated to the Tribunal that Jaffa Cakes become hard when stale. Other factors taken into account by the Chairman, Potter QC, included the name, ingredients, texture, size, packaging, marketing, presentation, appeal to children, and manufacturing process. Potter ruled that the Jaffa Cake is a cake. McVities therefore won the case and VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes.


    Do not test me on Jaffa Cakes. I will destroy you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Just had a chocolate muffin. Nearest I could get to a cake, and yesterday I had a custard Danish and one of those vile plaits with the nuts on, but I took the nuts off and ate the pastry around the glazy marmaladey bit in the centre .......obviously.

    It was no bakewell tart though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,050 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    McVities argued that a distinction between cakes and biscuits is, among other things, that biscuits would normally be expected to go soft when stale, whereas cakes would normally be expected to go hard. It was demonstrated to the Tribunal that Jaffa Cakes become hard when stale. Other factors taken into account by the Chairman, Potter QC, included the name, ingredients, texture, size, packaging, marketing, presentation, appeal to children, and manufacturing process. Potter ruled that the Jaffa Cake is a cake. McVities therefore won the case and VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes.


    Do not test me on Jaffa Cakes. I will destroy you.

    Yes, congratulations on cutting and pasting from the wikipedia article. I think we can agree that one of the reasons jaffa cakes are cakes is that they go hard. Crisis averted.

    I don't actually like jaffa cakes though. Everytime I go to my parent's house that's all they have :mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Des Carter


    Cake



    Cake is the always delicious way out of any dilemma.
    A dilemma is defined as a situation in which you have two choices and you find yourself too much of a pussy to take either of them without suffering mental trauma. Philosophers have long ago realized, however, that a third option is always available[1], vis:
    Dilemma: To be or not to be?
    1. Be.
    2. Not be.
    3. Cake.

    This has been verified by many authorities as being conclusive evidence that Hamlet was an idiot.


    The dilemma of action or inaction

    In the run up to World War II, Winston Churchill was faced with a dilemma:
    1. Appease Hitler and POSSIBLY avoid a disastrous war
    and
    2. Fight Hitler and certainly have a disastrous war, and on top of that maybe not win.
    Churchill forgot number three...
    3. Cake.
    The dilemma of being a romantic or a playboy

    1. Go for a single girl and risk having your heart broken
    2. Go for many girls and get lots of sex but no emotional fulfillment
    3. Cake.
    The dilemma of eating healthy vegetables or delicious cake

    1. Eat vegetables and become healthier
    2. Eat cake and get fat, but enjoy eating
    3. Cake.
    Special qualities of cake

    Cake is a binary quality, that is, something is either cake or it is not cake.
    Here is a table to help you decifer binary code in terms of cake:
    1 = Cake.
    0 = No cake.
    2 = No No cake.
    When viewed in this way, all but the simplest computer programs become obsolete.

    Most other things are not binary qualities, especially not love. This makes cake infinitely preferable to almost anything in the world.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Mute


    Des Carter wrote: »
    Cake



    Cake is the always delicious way out of any dilemma.
    A dilemma is defined as a situation in which you have two choices and you find yourself too much of a pussy to take either of them without suffering mental trauma. Philosophers have long ago realized, however, that a third option is always available[1], vis:
    Dilemma: To be or not to be?
    1. Be.
    2. Not be.
    3. Cake.

    This has been verified by many authorities as being conclusive evidence that Hamlet was an idiot.


    The dilemma of action or inaction

    In the run up to World War II, Winston Churchill was faced with a dilemma:
    1. Appease Hitler and POSSIBLY avoid a disastrous war
    and
    2. Fight Hitler and certainly have a disastrous war, and on top of that maybe not win.
    Churchill forgot number three...
    3. Cake.
    The dilemma of being a romantic or a playboy

    1. Go for a single girl and risk having your heart broken
    2. Go for many girls and get lots of sex but no emotional fulfillment
    3. Cake.
    The dilemma of eating healthy vegetables or delicious cake

    1. Eat vegetables and become healthier
    2. Eat cake and get fat, but enjoy eating
    3. Cake.
    Special qualities of cake

    Cake is a binary quality, that is, something is either cake or it is not cake.
    Here is a table to help you decifer binary code in terms of cake:
    1 = Cake.
    0 = No cake.
    2 = No No cake.
    When viewed in this way, all but the simplest computer programs become obsolete.

    Most other things are not binary qualities, especially not love. This makes cake infinitely preferable to almost anything in the world.

    In all circumstances "Let them eat cake"


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