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Bring Back the Calor Kosangas Housewife of the Year

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    #32
    limklad
    Registered Users Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    why isnt there a house husband of the year award, i feel discriminated against :(
    Put a dress on and you fit right in.


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    #33
    CDfm
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    limklad wrote: »
    Put a dress on and you fit right in.

    as if he needs any encouragement

    hiya snowie :p


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    #34
    SugarHigh
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    shellyboo wrote: »
    I'm the complete opposite! I can also do all those things but wouldn't be holed doing them for myself. When I'm at home with the parents, I cook and clean like a demon.

    I'd actually quite like to be a housewife and be kept in the style to which I have become accustomed. I could write a novel on the side or something to keep my brain from seizing up :)
    Are you a lady of a certain age?


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    #35
    CDfm
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    You have to say Boo 3 times and she may answer you ;)


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    #36
    Snowie
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    CDfm wrote: »
    as if he needs any encouragement

    hiya snowie :p


    :eek:

    pffffffffffft

    I've no interest in buying or wearuing womens clothing. besides thats the womans jobs....

    tho my kitchen will have one of these in http://www.waterfordcookers.com/Products/Rangecookers/1558.htm

    and my gf can have a little electric hob in the corner... :D


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    #37
    CDfm
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    What would ya be prepaed to do fo the Waterford Stanley :p


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    #38
    Snowie
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    CDfm wrote: »
    What would ya be prepaed to do fo the Waterford Stanley :p


    sell my sole to bank of ireland of course :pac:


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    #39
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    sell my sole to bank of ireland of course :pac:

    Would you sell your soul to Blaithnid Ni Choffaigh :D


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    #40
    Snowie
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    *shivers*

    gingers have no soles imagine what eric cartmen would do if he found out :eek: it does even bare thaught....

    your sick!!!


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    #41
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm wrote: »
    Domestic bliss.

    " Thats a fine cake there Nora" "sure I only had the one egg a nob of butter and a cup of flour" Wow.

    Mug cake

    http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Make_Cake_in_a_Mug


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    #42
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,926 ✭✭✭trout


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Mug cake

    http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Make_Cake_in_a_Mug

    Just the thing to entertain the buzzards on a rainy bank holiday ... looking forward to trying this one out.

    Bagsy not cleaning the mugs afterwards though :cool:


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    #43
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


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    IT has a certain charm doncha think :eek:


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    #44
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Mug cake

    http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Make_Cake_in_a_Mug

    Thaed = Legend


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    #45
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dr Galen wrote: »
    Thaed = Legend


    But would it feed a family of 4 and have enough left over to be produced again at a coffee morning.

    The Calor Kosangas Housewife of the Year could do all that while plucking chickens.


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    #46
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    maybe we need some GC awards........


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    #47
    CDfm
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    ME ME ME ( Im going to regret this) :D


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    #48
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    nah kahannie wins or how ever you spell it he dilivered a child, or well helped it break out.,...


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    #49
    CDfm
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    dangerous territory -did he carry it for nine months.

    something more PC the GC Ironing and Vacuuming awaard goes to :eek:


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    #50
    Nevyn
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    trout wrote: »
    Just the thing to entertain the buzzards on a rainy bank holiday ... looking forward to trying this one out.

    Bagsy not cleaning the mugs afterwards though :cool:

    Just make sure you grease them up before hand, the mugs that is and then afterwards put them in the sink and pour boiling water from the kettle on them,
    easy stuff.


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    #51
    banshee_bones
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Do you know how much they cost?

    When it comes to kitchenware lust, they are pretty bloody hot.
    Through in as much Le Creuset as I can haul, and I'd happily play lovely Mamie for the TV.

    In real life my bloke would have to be fulfilling his traditional role, of honing his bod by toiling endless in the fields like a big manly man. To get the special treatment.

    FACT!!!! Couldnt agree with ya more :pac:


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    #52
    CDfm
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    banshee_bones wrote: »
    FACT!!!! Couldnt agree with ya more :pac:

    Less of that and more of "its a grand cake nora"

    A Calor Kosangas Housewife of the Year should also be able to crochet a dress for a small child while doing the vacuuming
    .
    You can do that surely?


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    #53
    banshee_bones
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    CDfm wrote: »
    Less of that and more of "its a grand cake nora"

    A Calor Kosangas Housewife of the Year should also be able to crochet a dress for a small child while doing the vacuuming
    .
    You can do that surely?


    Pffffffft! thats nothing! :pac:


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    #54
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Crochette is handy enough, as is making patchwork quilts out of scraps of old curtains, table clothes and clothes, I can do all the domestic arts, it makes life thriftier but I seem to have lost out on the other side as the co parent can't/won't do most of the manly work expected like washing windows, painting inside and out, unplugging the sink, I get stuck doing that as well.


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    #55
    CDfm
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    A true Calor Kosangas House of the Year wouldnt grumble and would order a powerhose and spraypaint attachments for her Kenwood Mixer.


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    #56
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm wrote: »
    A true Calor Kosangas House of the Year wouldnt grumble and would order a powerhose and spraypaint attachments for her Kenwood Mixer.

    That sort of things costs money, she'd have to make her husband a nice cup of raspberry leaf tea and then wait until the life insurance kicked in before being able to afford such things.


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    #57
    CDfm
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    Are you sure you mean only tea


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    #58
    Giselle
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    CDfm wrote: »
    A true Calor Kosangas House of the Year wouldnt grumble and would order a powerhose and spraypaint attachments for her Kenwood Mixer.

    Kenwoods are sooo last century/millenium. Its KitchenAid mixers these days.

    I'm not impressed by the Waterford Stanley range either, its only as shadow of an Aga. In traditional Ivory.

    /Swoon


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    #59
    CDfm
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    Giselle wrote: »
    Kenwoods are sooo last century/millenium. Its KitchenAid mixers these days.

    I'm not impressed by the Waterford Stanley range either, its only as shadow of an Aga. In traditional Ivory.

    /Swoon

    Thats Wonder Woman talk that is ;)


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    #60
    Snowie
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    Giselle wrote: »
    Kenwoods are sooo last century/millenium. Its KitchenAid mixers these days.

    I'm not impressed by the Waterford Stanley range either, its only as shadow of an Aga. In traditional Ivory.

    /Swoon


    Agas are meh.... if you live bye old school days of an aga well then good for you theres plenty of horrible things to go with one like doileys and net cutains etc.... and all the ironing left on a arm chair to one die of it...


    you got taste.
    not


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    #61
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Giselle is a dab hand at needle point amd doilies she gives as presents to her friends are a source of real pride.:rolleyes:


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