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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ah i see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand.

    Bans will never be shorter than 3 weeks in length, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP.

    Thanks,
    The management.

    NOTE:

    Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr- WE try.

    Other users may be given ban immunity in this thread for contributing in a significant fashion to "teh silly". A list of such people will be kept in the Charter.

    There are many, many people who decided they'd had enough of TCN and asked previous overlord amp to permaban them in the original thread. Seeing as that thread has disappeared completely, I'm offering an amnesty for previously banned folk. Drop me or Tar a PM and plead your case, and we might just let you back in to this haven of silleh.

    AHA! I found the original thread! That there is the daddy of them all. Amp permanently banned everyone who posted on that thread, save for a few souls he granted immunity, and the admins. He never, ever lifted a single ban, either. You kids really don't know how easy you have it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭patakadarragh


    HELLO!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    GOODBYE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,979 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    I need to be banned as I have exams coming up and am addicted to counting :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll think about it.

    Maybe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky, what does the R in Sarky stand for?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It stands for Truth, Justice and the American Way. Like Superman, but much less showy. And it doesn't have to wear underpants on the outside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    It stands for Truth, Justice and the American Way. Like Superman, but much less showy. And it doesn't have to wear underpants on the outside.

    Nobody HAS to wear underpants on the outside. We just do. It's way better Josh.

    BTW, I'm calling you Josh from now on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Leader considers this acceptable.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I demand exception from the idiot filter ban on the grounds that.....
    Ummmm....

    xtacle_poster.jpg

    Nobody could ban an Xtacle.
    We have rocket pants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Apparently the Leader preferred them before they spun off from Frisky Dingo, sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I choose YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

    To be banned for 3 weeks!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    445279.ie wrote: »
    I need to be banned as I have exams coming up and am addicted to counting :mad:

    Yeah, about that. It's against general boards policy to ban people just because they lack the willpower to stay away. I'll see what I can do, although it'll probably take a couple of weeks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    Yeah, about that. It's against general boards policy to ban people just because they lack the willpower to stay away. I'll see what I can do, although it'll probably take a couple of weeks.

    Can you not make an exception in this case?:)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    See you around Cicero.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hey, it's Boards policy, I'm doing the best I can.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Policy Shmolicy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Good point. Whatshisfacewiththenumbers banned for 2 months!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    the Son of Man must suffer many things and be rejected by the elders, chief priests and teachers of the law, he must be killed and after three weeks rise again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky get your ass in gear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I did. He's been banned for a couple of days now, I just couldn't think of anything witty to say at the time. I was very tired after a long journey and heavy drinking, you see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Apology accepted!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hooray!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭patakadarragh


    lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala


    Again please?????????????????????????:D:D:D:D:D:D:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God speed, you magnificent stallion!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭h8red


    Could I get a permanent site ban please?


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