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At What Age Is It Right To Tell A Child About "Sex"

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  • #32
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    dlofnep wrote: »
    "Up the bum, no harm done. Up the fanny and she's a mammy."
    "In the gob..."

    Help a sista out with a rhyme here folks.


  • #33
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dudess wrote: »
    "In the gob..."

    Help a sista out with a rhyme here folks.

    Nob, lob, bob and job all rhyme with gob. As does corn on the cob.
    Jaysus let alone a couplet you could write a filthy sonnet with all that at your disposal.


  • #34
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    only education i had about it was sex ed in school, and that was by nuns and not great..... everything else was from friends, girlfriend and of course the internet....


  • #35
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Dudess wrote: »
    "In the gob..."

    Help a sista out with a rhyme here folks.

    In the gob, that's called a bl...

    You can finish.


  • #36
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Dudess wrote: »
    "In the gob... that's a blow job"

    ? :D

    EDIT: Damn you Ivy :p


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  • #37
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Dudess wrote: »
    "In the gob..."

    Help a sista out with a rhyme here folks.

    in the gob if shes on the blob


  • #38
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    ? :D

    Thief :mad:


  • #39
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Ah jesus. You don't have to tell them anything.

    They will learn off their classmates in school.

    My sex education came in the form of rhymes in school.

    "Up the bum, no harm done. Up the fanny and she's a mammy."

    up the gee, its pregnancy


  • #40
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Thief :mad:

    I had the reply open ages thinking :p


  • #41
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    me_right_one wrote: »
    When puberty is in full swing, 14-15 ish. That way all the bits and pieces they learned from school will start to make sense.

    jesus christ are you for real?

    how many 14 year olds do you honestly think dont know the ins and outs (no pun intended) of sex in this day and age?

    a kid should be told when they ask

    i dont understand the faffing around the subject like its something that shouldnt be discussed. its a function of the human body, and telling kids made up fairy tales to preserve your own modesty does nothing useful imo


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  • #42
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    sam34 wrote: »
    in the gob if shes on the blob
    You haf vun this thread Miss Sam. :)


  • #43
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Dudess wrote: »
    You haf vun this thread Miss Sam. :)

    no doubt about it, i'm a classy bird :D


  • #44
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Indeed, you have yourself a membership of my and Abi's classy chicks club. :pac:


  • #45
    quicklickpaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    Well you don't want them finding out off the internet... They could end up with some very very deluded views on sex... Especially if they come to AH


  • #46
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    In the cob, that's called a bl...

    You can finish.

    Thanks, just did :D


    In the gob, she ain't no snob.


  • #47
    me_right_one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭me_right_one


    Helix wrote: »
    jesus christ are you for real?

    how many 14 year olds do you honestly think dont know the ins and outs (no pun intended) of sex in this day and age?

    a kid should be told when they ask

    i dont understand the faffing around the subject like its something that shouldnt be discussed. its a function of the human body, and telling kids made up fairy tales to preserve your own modesty does nothing useful imo


    Hey whats your fcukin problem? Of course I'm for real. Did YOU know everything about sex at 14? Maybe you did, but not every kid does. And the reason this information is kept controlled is nothing to do with modesty:rolleyes:, its about being mature enough to know how to handle it. would you let a 14 year old drive a car? FFS


  • #48
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    me_right_one wrote: »
    Hey whats your fcukin problem? Of course I'm for real. Did YOU know everything about sex at 14? Maybe you did, but not every kid does. And the reason this information is kept controlled is nothing to do with modesty:rolleyes:, its about being mature enough to know how to handle it. would you let a 14 year old drive a car? FFS


    Whether you let them or not, they're doing it.

    I'd rather they know the ropes if they're gonna do it anyway.


  • #49
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    14 is way too late, sure most teenagers of that age wouldn't even be virgins.

    I knew everything at 7.

    You couldn't be going around at 14 (or even 10) in ignorance of sex. It just isn't possible.


  • #50
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    My brother was driving the car at 10 and joy riding the land lords tractor at 12. Became a dad at 16/17.

    MY 10 year old know the basics and the book i gave her explained things she might be too embarrassed to ask. Yes there is lots of sex talk in 6th class, at 14/15 they probably know more then their parents do.


  • #51
    quicklickpaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    I knew everything at 7.

    Oh yeah? Well I knew everything at 6 and a half


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  • #52
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    14 is way too late, sure most teenagers of that age wouldn't even be virgins.
    That's a myth made up by the red-top media.


  • #53
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    me_right_one wrote: »
    would you let a 14 year old drive a car? FFS

    Yes, but not on the roads

    When my lady turns 14 she will be taken onto private land (our friends land) and taught how to drive a car. she even borrow our friends quad bikes. I first drove a car at 12/13 it was a red peugeot estate (304???)


  • #54
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    As soon as they ask about it, I don't see any point in lying to them about a fundamental part of life. Children deserve straightforward answers to straight forward questions there's no point confusing them with nonsense in an attempt to save them from ancient hangups.


  • #55
    Sulmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    Show them this and they'll be grand.


  • #56
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    sam34 wrote: »
    up the gee, its pregnancy

    Up the gee, children's allowance spree

    Up the gicker, mornings less sicker

    Up the arse, nursery a bit sparse

    Up the shitter, no babysitter


    /sorry :)


  • #57
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    When they start asking questions, whatever age that is. Sex shouldn't be put on a pedestal or treated as something it's dangerous to know about under a certain age - it's a beautiful thing, man... :o








    /puts daisychain in hair


  • #58
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    stovelid wrote: »
    Up the gee, children's allowance spree

    Up the gicker, mornings less sicker

    Up the arse, nursery a bit sparse

    Up the shitter, no babysitter


    /sorry :)
    :D

    Poor OP - they went to the trouble of writing a long, serious opening post... and look how it's turned out... :pac:


  • #59
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Dudess wrote: »
    :D

    Poor OP - they went to the trouble of writing a long, serious opening post... and look how it's turned out... :pac:


    'tis the curse of AH.

    Caveat Emptor :p




    if I knew what 'OP' beware was in Latin, I'd post it. You get the idea lol


  • #60
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Ah jesus. You don't have to tell them anything.

    They will learn off their classmates in school.

    My sex education came in the form of rhymes in school.

    "Up the bum, no harm done. Up the fanny and she's a mammy."

    We also had; "Up the fanny, you're mammy's a granny".


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  • #61
    quicklickpaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    Sulmac wrote: »
    Show them this and they'll be grand.

    I hesitantly clicked on that expecting the Blue Waffle... Phew :o


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