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Biggest idiot on Facebook

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    #92
    Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Dante


    mars bar wrote: »
    Hey Dan, we have a friend in common! :D

    Haha, so we do....Although I barely know the bloke!

    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I genuinely thought, 'Heyyyyyy that's not right.." :mad:

    I deleted it cause I named them.

    I was actually wondering where that post went, I guess this explains it. :o


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    #93
    Black_Knight
    Moderators Posts: 12,370 ✭✭✭✭Black_Knight


    Shamrok wrote: »
    how do you do this? i mean what do you type so the reader's profile shows?

    The page essentially just loads up your profile.php page, with an added on URL variable (which is blank) in the form of profile.php?=1234567890. To load up a specific profile, you need to put profile.php?id=123456789 into the url.

    This will then load up the facebook profile whos id is 123456789

    For example, DaaaaaaaaaaN's profile (as in his sig) is profile.php?id=1178277448, put that in the url and you will always load up his page, take out the id from it, and it will load your page.


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    #94
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Thanks for that Daaaaaaan, oh creator of this classic thread!! Nearly **** myself thinking 'Jesus, what did I do or say?'

    Definitely deserves to be stickied!!!
    :D


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    #95
    ucdmike
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭ucdmike


    DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »
    This guy also posts on boards...honestly such an idiot

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=743264506

    Who's Adriano Tongko???

    :confused:


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    #96
    Black_Knight
    Moderators Posts: 12,370 ✭✭✭✭Black_Knight


    ucdmike wrote: »
    Who's Adriano Tongko???

    :confused:

    You mean Adriano "Cool Beans" Tongko? Hes a ledge! Have you seen his bike? And cool red t-shirt?!


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    #97
    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    Well you rothing ****er:D:D:D


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    #98
    jarvis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭jarvis


    Can someone give me an idiot's guide to doing this??? Anytime I copy and paste the link, it's my page!!!! I'm afraid I'll be the one pointing everyone back to my own page!!!!!!!!
    I know I'm leaving myself open to some cruel pranksters here but go easy lads, I'm in your gang!!!


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    #99
    Yitzhak Rabin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,225 ✭✭✭Yitzhak Rabin


    jarvis wrote: »
    Can someone give me an idiot's guide to doing this??? Anytime I copy and paste the link, it's my page!!!! I'm afraid I'll be the one pointing everyone back to my own page!!!!!!!!
    I know I'm leaving myself open to some cruel pranksters here but go easy lads, I'm in your gang!!!

    There is no joke, we've all been looking at your page. You are the biggest idiot on facebook.


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    #100
    revz
    Registered Users Posts: 478 ✭✭revz


    get off the thesgl :P


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    #101
    Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Dante


    revz wrote: »
    get off the thesgl :P

    I just got well and truly nabbed! :(


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    #102
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    brilliant practical joke man!!i was about to find you and kill you!can breathe again lol:D


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    #103
    revz
    Registered Users Posts: 478 ✭✭revz


    DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »
    I just got well and truly nabbed! :(

    Haha, nicely done :D


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    #104
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I love this!
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hiya
    You: do you know this person?
    You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: i do know her
    You: im trying to track them down. i might be related to them!
    Stranger: oh cool, she's ike my best friend
    You: really?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: crazy huh?
    You: and your best friends?
    Stranger: yup
    Stranger: ur from bangladesh?
    Stranger: most of her relatives are from there
    You: how are you best friends with yourself?
    Stranger: what?
    You: thats your profile i linked
    Stranger: wtf?
    Stranger: what are you talking about?
    You: yup, watch your back, there could be someone watching you...
    Stranger: explain
    Stranger: please
    Stranger: im really scared
    You: just be careful i could strike at anytime.
    Stranger: no, tell me
    Stranger: wtf is this?
    You: i'll see you soon, REALLY soon! :)
    Stranger: no, wtf are you
    You: your worst nightmare!
    You have disconnected


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    #105
    s_carnage
    Registered Users Posts: 2,672 ✭✭✭s_carnage


    jd007 wrote: »
    I love this!

    Ya evil bastard!!! Savage though!!:D


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    #106
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Any pics of big d*cks?
    You: hi
    You: yep, right here
    You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
    You: see :D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #107
    lilblackdress
    Registered Users Posts: 195 ✭✭lilblackdress


    Brilliant OP.... but heart stopping!! I even tried opening in a new tab and new window..... Before I got it.... D'oh!!!


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    #108
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,057 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    This guy is an even bigger idiot..

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/dcockster?ref=search&sid=600511262.3734021281..1

    Why does facebook think Dan is a girl :confused::p


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    #109
    MardiB
    Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭MardiB


    Nice one! I'm so dopey sometimes, I kept thinking I was doing it wrong, I was thinking bit I'm not a guy...


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    #110
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users Posts: 31,826 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »
    Haha, so we do....Although I barely know the bloke!

    Ah, you're probably better off keeping it that way to be honest!


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    #111
    Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Dante


    Pageant Messiah wrote: »
    Why does facebook think Dan is a girl :confused::p

    I dunno! but whenever I comment on my status it comes up "Dan has commented on her status"

    Even now it still makes me laugh. :pac:


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    #112
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    kudos to you OP, that literaly scared the bejeuz out of me, my heart is still bouncing off the inside of my chest

    :eek:


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    #113
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Feck sake OP..that kinda thing makes me want to delete all my internetz accounts! :eek: Stomach is just settlin now!


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    #114
    Sheeps
    Registered Users Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    I just trolled someone in to cancelling all their credit cards on omegle using this trick.


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    #115
    Sheeps
    Registered Users Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello there
    You: hi
    You: what does the inverse cos of the dot product of two normalized vectors give you?
    Stranger: ahhh shiiiiiitttt
    Stranger: I just got home from the hospital and I'm hopped up on pain killers
    Stranger: and high
    You: cool
    Stranger: and I can't even wrap my head around it
    You: what kind of pain killers?
    Stranger: vicodin
    You: sweet
    You: why were u in hospital?
    Stranger: I got hit by a car while I was running
    You: cool
    You: were you hurt?
    Stranger: I just moved here 4 days ago to be with my boyfriend
    You: what were you running from?
    Stranger: haha, I was running from fatness
    Stranger: and yeah, I had to get surgery
    You: are you a fatty?
    Stranger: nawh
    You: good
    You: fatties disgust me
    Stranger: I used to be a chubster when I was little
    Stranger: yup that's why I excercise
    You: bless
    You: so where are you from?
    Stranger: well as of four days ago, L.A.
    Stranger: and you?
    You: Ireland
    Stranger: nice...
    You: not really
    Stranger: why is that
    You: rain
    You: do you have a facebook page?
    Stranger: I do, but I don't like giving people my name
    Stranger: it takes away from talking to strangers
    You: Yeah, dont worry i already have it
    You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
    You: lol
    Stranger: are you worth looking at
    You: no, that's your facebook page
    You: i have ur facebook page
    Stranger: what the ****
    You: lol
    Stranger: how did you do that?
    You: You're sending more information than you realise
    You: I can see your entire browser history
    Stranger: well, that's ****ed up
    You: through the http headers you are sending
    Stranger: what http headers
    You: you have a lot of information about you cached in your web browser
    Stranger: it's a shared computer
    You: they're the little packets of data that are sent from your computer across the internet
    Stranger: well, I hope that you don't do anything ****ed up with the info.
    You: well, there's some credit card details in there
    You: but i wouldnt
    Stranger: credit cards are easily cancelled
    Stranger: I think I'm going to go....
    You: dont worry
    Stranger: but I am grateful that you are being honest
    You: on second thoughts
    Stranger: well...
    Stranger: here's the thing...
    Stranger: I can cancell them...
    You: lol
    You: how fast?
    Stranger: calling...
    You: lol
    You: not fast enough
    Stranger: what the ****!!!!
    Stranger: you're ****ed up
    Stranger: I'm going


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    #116
    steph1
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭steph1


    :D:D:D


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    #117
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Sheeps is evil!
    I did something simialr but was embarrased to post it, but sure you know what they say about them sheeps


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    #118
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    i swear to god my heart stopped there 4 a moment!!!


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    #119
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I've just been sending the first post to people through skype saying everyone on boards.ie is talking about them. "why are they doing this to me, I never even posted there" :D


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    #120
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    I think I might change this to my sig...

    Actually it might be risky cause if people don't cop it they might go nuts...


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    #121
    Soby
    Registered Users Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    This + omegle is like the greatest fun EVER


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