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Killer Pussy

  • 27-04-2010 02:20AM
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Has anyone ever heard of a cat killing people? I mean we're heard of dogs doing it but cats?


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  • #2
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Lions, Tigers, leopards, thundercats (if they bloody well wanted too) but as for the domestic ones, they wait till they're dead to eat you. The b@stards


  • #3
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    LAME


  • #4
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever heard of a cat killing people?

    The Koreans, cat is a delicacy there.


  • #5
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    If you died in a room with cats, they will eat you to survive if they couldn't get out.

    A dog will lie down with you and wait to die before he would feed off you to stay alive.


  • #6
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    its the one thing about cats that fails. they have a shining personality but they will eat your eyeballs :(


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  • #7
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    If you died in a room with cats, they will eat you to survive if they couldn't get out.

    A dog will lie down with you and wait to die before he would feed off you to stay alive.

    Yeah, dogs ARE pretty stupid!





    but awesome!


  • #8
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Thank God for that.

    I thought this was another 'Rape Axe' thread.


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    A dog will lie down with you and wait to die before he would feed off you to stay alive.
    A devoted dog was found close to death after he stayed beside his owner's dead body for almost a month. Sandy's owner Jean Crichton died three days after Christmas in her home in Kirkliston, near Edinburgh.
    And her faithful pet only survived by drinking water from the toilet bowl.

    Source


    dogs > cats


  • #10
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Yeah, dogs ARE pretty stupid!





    but awesome!

    This fella is both :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65519132&postcount=2027


  • #11
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Tommy in trainspotting contracted toxoplasmosis (sp?) from his cat and died.

    So, his cat killed him in that fictional work.

    the cat and AIDS.


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  • #12
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I do pet portrait photography - it's a great little earner, but sometimes the results are quite surprising and often even shock the owners. Especially the cats.

    Here's some examples ....

    http://images.quizfarm.com/1101402295pissedattheworldcat.jpg

    http://remainsofthedesi.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/killer-cat-2.jpg

    http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/8/urnext.jpg


  • #13
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Source


    dogs > cats

    oh god, that made me well up :(


  • #14
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Source


    dogs > cats

    'Tis true
    My uncles wifes father (:rolleyes: how Irish) had a dog, he died and nearly starved. But wouldn't even eat afterwards, just lay beside the rockingchair whining and died.
    If you dont love dogs there is something fundamentaly wrong with you


  • #15
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212297745.shtml

    Brilliant, smart dog. I can't believe he made the police car follow him!

    We're getting a puppy next month I'm well excited :D

    I love cats too, but can be grumpy.


  • #16
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212297745.shtml

    I love cats too, but can be grumpy.

    I have 5, and we can all be grumpy.:pac:

    :P


  • #17
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Tyson Spicy Saleswoman wrote: »
    Lions, Tigers, leopards, thundercats (if they bloody well wanted too) but as for the domestic ones, they wait till they're dead to eat you. The b@stards

    For a minute, I thought you were going to break out into a song from the Wizard of Oz.


  • #18
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Apologies on linking another of my posts (please don't thank me says the thanks slut) but it's relevant to my feelings on the matter
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65487499&postcount=25


  • #19
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    I have 5, and we can all be grumpy.:pac:

    :P

    Would you ever attempt to scratch me eyes out if I was putting a collar on you? Or giving you ear drops?


  • #20
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Would you ever attempt to scratch me eyes out if I was putting a collar on you?

    Or a gimp mask, or stick a strap on up your backside?

    Depends on how tight the hand restraints were.


  • #21
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Would you ever attempt to scratch me eyes out if I was putting a collar on you? Or giving you ear drops?

    Sex and Sexuality is that way.
    >

    I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.:mad:


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  • #22
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    Is anyone else surprised with the lack of innuendo in here.... This is AH after all!


  • #23
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    My cat is 17 (that's 84 in human years!) I think his killing days are over.... he just lays about the place now.


  • #24
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Degag wrote: »
    Is anyone else surprised with the lack of innuendo in here.... This is AH after all!

    In-your-endo :pac:


  • #25
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    The Master wrote: »
    In-your-endo :pac:

    http://tidedruid.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/thetodd.jpg


  • #26
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    The Master wrote: »
    In-your-endo :pac:

    Lol, i knew someone would say that!


  • #27
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Tyson Spicy Saleswoman wrote: »
    http://tidedruid.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/thetodd.jpg

    Reference high 5 \o


  • #28
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I love how people give the corpse eating argument. It depends on what you want more in your pet: intelligence or blind loyalty.

    Sure, in the extreme unlikelyhood that im dead and my cat is trapped inside the house with me for a long enough span to merit eating my flesh beside another food source, then hell yeah little kitty, go for the eyes. Theyre full of protein. That way you can live. Born survivor and Darwinism and all that.

    to be honest though, if you cant appreciate the qualities of both cats and dogs, i dont want you. And now, check out these super-bred cats

    I want the one that looks like a little cheetah.


  • #29
    quicklickpaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    My girlfriend's name is Cats... Pretty sure she could kill :(


  • #30
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Overheal wrote: »
    Sure, in the extreme unlikelyhood that im dead and my cat is trapped inside the house with me for a long enough span to merit eating my flesh beside another food source, then hell yeah little kitty, go for the eyes. Theyre full of protein. That way you can live. Born survivor and Darwinism and all that.

    Cats have no loyalty.:pac:

    But as I said earlier I have five of them and am in a running battle with my neighbour who keeps trying to poison them because he thinks it's them shitting in his garden.

    It's not them btw, it's a stray Tom that frequents the garden looking for leftovers from their plates.
    Overheal wrote: »
    to be honest though, if you cant appreciate the qualities of both cats and dogs, i dont want you. And now, check out these super-bred cats

    I want the one that looks like a little cheetah.

    I also have a dog, that has a teddy that she used to hump until I got her spayed.:pac:

    She hates it now and tears the stuffing out of it every chance she gets.


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  • #31
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    My Granny rest her sould had a yorkshire terrier; blind; his favorite thing in the world was to hump the stuffing out his teddy-alligator toy. Damn Mitsy was nuts.


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