The news story of the week surely?!

Tabnabs · 26-04-2010 04:29PM #1

Dog injures nose

9:00am Saturday 24th April 2010

By Karen Bate

POLICE in Ringwood are investigating the circumstances surrounding an injury to a dog’s nose.

A woman was walking her dog and puppy, when her puppy ran off.

Her dog ran after the puppy but collided with a male dog walker and his dog.

The woman's dog received an injury to his nose.

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http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk

You just couldn't make this stuff up :pac:

Sykk · 26-04-2010 04:33PM

Cool story,

bro.

ItsAWindUp · 26-04-2010 04:35PM

It's so ridiculous, yet you managed to find out and took the time to post it on boards?

orourkeda · 26-04-2010 04:36PM

stupid bitch

Biggins · 26-04-2010 04:36PM

What happens in the sequel?

landsleaving · 26-04-2010 04:36PM

I'm more interested in this than anything to do with any famous people.

Is the dog ok?

Schism · 26-04-2010 04:40PM

It is news!

That could have been the Piano Dog. His career would be over.

orourkeda · 26-04-2010 04:40PM

Biggins wrote: »

What happens in the sequel?

revenge of the pink panther

OutlawPete · 26-04-2010 04:46PM

RIP

biko · 26-04-2010 04:48PM

Middle class England still exist

landsleaving · 26-04-2010 04:53PM

Dyflin wrote: »

You just couldn't make this stuff up :pac:

Yes I could...

CAT INJURES TOE.

A cat fell from a height today, in the pursuit of a coaltit.

The cat was atop a seven foot wall when it leapt in the general direction of its winged prey.

The bird flew away at the critical moment, leaving the misguided moggy to plummet to the ground below.

Luckily cats always land on their feet, but one feline foot met a small stone, causing minor injuries to its toe.

X-Rays showed the toe was unbroken.

This calamitous kitty only hurt its pride and lost one of its nine lives.

Professey Chin · 26-04-2010 04:56PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Yes I could...

CAT INJURES TOE.

A cat fell from a height today, in the pursuit of a coaltit.

The cat was atop a seven foot wall when it leapt in the general direction of its winged prey.

The bird flew away at the critical moment, leaving the misguided moggy to plummet to the ground below.

Luckily cats always land on their feet, but one feline foot met a small stone, causing minor injuries to its toe.

X-Rays showed the toe was unbroken.

This calamitous kitty only hurt its pride and lost one of its nine lives.

Poor journalism tbh.
No quotes or sources

the keen edge · 26-04-2010 04:58PM

Shocking, are you sure it's Ringwood and not Englewood.

evercloserunion · 26-04-2010 04:59PM

This is an outrage. Is this what is becoming of our great nation? Puppies aren't even safe in the street anymore. And you can bet all the trendy PC liberals will be around now to tell us that the dog walker didn't mean it, that he has been neglected by society etc.

ScumLord · 26-04-2010 05:01PM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Poor journalism tbh.
No quotes or sources

At no point does he blame foreign people either and nowhere does it show how this somehow impacts on my life and encourages me to be more racist. Very poor article.

alwaysadub · 26-04-2010 05:03PM

Did the puppy come back??
I won't sleep till i know justice has been done

wicklowwonder · 26-04-2010 05:03PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Yes I could...

CAT INJURES TOE.

A cat fell from a height today, in the pursuit of a coaltit.

The cat was atop a seven foot wall when it leapt in the general direction of its winged prey.

The bird flew away at the critical moment, leaving the misguided moggy to plummet to the ground below.

Luckily cats always land on their feet, but one feline foot met a small stone, causing minor injuries to its toe.

X-Rays showed the toe was unbroken.

This calamitous kitty only hurt its pride and lost one of its nine lives.

maybe someone should lick the pussy better?

Pherekydes · 26-04-2010 05:06PM

I'm moving to Salisbury.

Those headlines sure beat "Man shot in head in front of teenage daughter".

I'll bet the male dog walker apologised profusely.

26-04-2010 06:22PM

http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0129/athlone.html

Now that's what news is!!

Athlone inquiry after man hit with bottle
Monday, 29 January 2007 22:07
Gardaí are investigating an incident in the Retreat Road area of Athlone, Co Westmeath last night in which a man was struck with a bottle.

The man is being treated for his injuries at Portiuncula Hospital in Ballinasloe, Co Galway.

Athlone gardaí say they are following a definite line of inquiry.

26-04-2010 06:51PM

I'm so confused by Jay D's post.. Is it sarcasm or ?

The news story of the week surely?!

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