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Biggest idiot on Facebook

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  • #62
    SScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭SScope


    Nice one OP, think my stomach almost fell out of my arse, but then I lol'd. Good job:)


  • #63
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Brilliant, anyone else think this could become one of the most thanked posts on boards :D


  • #64
    BostonB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,053 ✭✭✭✭BostonB


    Funny


  • #65
    xtradel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭xtradel


    So thats what its like when rage turns to relief :D


  • #66
    Black_Knight
    Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,723 ✭✭✭✭Black_Knight


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    This guy is an even bigger idiot..

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/dcockster?ref=search&sid=600511262.3734021281..1

    This guy is a girl!
    Sex:Female


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  • #67
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    This guy is an even bigger idiot..

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/dcockster?ref=search&sid=600511262.3734021281..1

    His political affiliation is the Nazi Party, but one of his favorite films is Hotel Rwanda....


  • #68
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Legend OP! I had even read a post before i clicked "Got me too" and I still nearly had a heart attack when I clicked it!:o


  • #69
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Usually when you get this kind of thread title, you know what kind of link it is. :pac:


  • #70
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Well played sir. :D


  • #71
    Necronomicon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    Can anyone remember a similar piece of code being used a couple of years ago here? Except it was a sentence that displayed your Boards username. Feedback was great that week :D


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  • #72
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭kingtut


    EPIC FAIL OP! It just brought me to the facebook homepage.

    I guess it doesn't work if you are not logged into facebook at the time or don't use the 'keep me logged' option! :D


  • #73
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,329 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    This guy is an even bigger idiot..

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/dcockster?ref=search&sid=600511262.3734021281..1

    Hey Dan, we have a friend in common! :D

    Great post though, my stomach sank for a bit there!


  • #74
    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Park Ji Sung wrote: »
    This works well with Omegle.;)

    Im having so much fun!!!

    For Example:




    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Biggest idiot on Facebook:

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506


    Stranger: umm

    Stranger: hang on

    Stranger: woot? :D

    Stranger: who the **** are you??

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    or send us feedback


    Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!


  • #75
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    mstan wrote: »
    Im having so much fun!!!

    For Example:




    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Biggest idiot on Facebook:

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506


    Stranger: umm

    Stranger: hang on

    Stranger: woot? :D

    Stranger: who the **** are you??

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    or send us feedback


    Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

    This could turn out to be a habit.

    You: Biggest idiot on Facebook:

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506



    You: Everyone has to know about this



    Stranger: iill look



    You: spread the word



    Stranger: wait ill look



    You: ok look



    Stranger: wtf :D



    Stranger: its me



    You: really, what a coincidence



    You: nice to meet you

    You: at last



    Stranger: what



    Stranger: orospu


  • #76
    Naessens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭Naessens


    That scared the ****e out of me! My profile picture of me dancing like a mad man didn't help either.


  • #77
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Heh, quality.


  • #78
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »
    This guy also posts on boards...honestly such an idiot

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
    My ****ing heart! :eek: I was stunned for a second and then I was like "oohhh...I see".


  • #79
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    This omegle thing isn't really working out well for me.

    as you can observe:
    Stranger: how old r u

    You: You: Biggest idiot on omegle:

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

    You: here's the facebook page of that person

    You: I'm 19 btw

    Stranger: im 18 so u like tzalkin dirty

    You: m/f

    You: you're hardly a horny female, it seems so rare these days, just check of the persons profile

    You: The word has to be spread

    Stranger: im female and i like to talkdirty

    You: ok nice, check out the profile first

    Stranger: i already did

    You: and then we'll talk dirty

    You: and ...

    Stranger: i gotta go srry


  • #80
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Darragh wrote: »
    We have had emails in about this with members threatening to go to their solicitors because of the "invasion of privacy"...

    Actually, I seen two angry responses in the email notifications that they then must have deleted, as they are not on the thread now :p

    I also deleted my own response as clicking on the link made me think the OP was talking about another Boardsie, work that one out ;)


  • #81
    Butch Cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Butch Cassidy


    Darragh wrote: »
    We have had emails in about this with members threatening to go to their solicitors because of the "invasion of privacy"...


    Christ in a bucket. The state of the country with what the government has done to it and the only thing people can get upset about is this? We're bloody doomed!


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  • #82
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Actually, I seen two angry responses in the email notifications that they then must have deleted, as they are not on the thread now :p

    I also deleted my own response as clicking on the link made me think the OP was talking about another Boardsie, work that one out ;)

    :confused: You live/share laptop with another boardsie???
    Either that or you're stalking all of us! :mad:


  • #83
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I suppose I need a facebook profile to ''get'' this.

    Oh well, I'll just continue on with my life instead.

    I agree.

    Screenshot anyone?


  • #84
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Kameron Muscular Grater wrote: »
    :confused: You live/share laptop with another boardsie???
    Either that or you're stalking all of us! :mad:

    Only the Mods know for sure, I bet they are having a good laugh at my deleted defensive post sticking up for a fellow Boardsie :mad:

    For no reason .. :p


  • #85
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    Omegle is getting weird:

    Stranger: hey

    You: queer

    Stranger: omg

    Stranger: pervert

    You:
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506


    You: yeah I have your profile page and all ...

    Stranger: oh nice

    Stranger: damn ur good

    You: thx

    Stranger: so, how gueer are u really?

    You: what's gueer

    You: never heard this word before

    Stranger: *queer

    Stranger: aah sorry

    Stranger: my fault

    You: Your spelling a bit queer

    Stranger: i didn't know i was talking to a person like u

    Stranger: sorry

    Stranger: Your spelling is a bi queer**

    You: No, no, that's really something to be a ashamed of, you spelling

    Stranger: *bit

    Stranger: you missed 'is'

    Stranger: omg sorry

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Irland

    Stranger: ooh i see

    Stranger: i'll have patience with u then

    You: ok, why

    Stranger: because ur from ireland

    You: no, I'm from Irland, I'm Irlish

    Stranger: what? and where's that?

    You: south pacific

    Stranger: omg

    You: a little Island of Fiji

    Stranger: not next to england and wales then?

    You: *off

    Stranger: i see

    Stranger: almost

    You: and you

    You: where are you from?

    Stranger: norway

    You: ahh, I heard it smells like rotten eggs up there

    Stranger: u've heard wrong

    You: because of the volcanic ash cloud

    Stranger: but at least i live in a country u've actually heard about

    You: well my country is very unique

    Stranger: not so much anymore

    Stranger: it did for like one day

    You: so it did smell like rotten eggs, I was right

    Stranger: where i live

    Stranger: not like rotten eggs

    Stranger: like ash

    You: raining ash?

    Stranger: nope

    You: and rotten eggs, jeez

    Stranger: omg

    Stranger: how old r u?

    You: 19

    You: you

    Stranger: 17

    You: ?

    You: ewww, underage

    Stranger: yep

    Stranger: sorry

    Stranger: i'll disconnect

    You: ewww, underage person on the internet looking for sex, ewww

    Stranger:     looking for sex? sorry, i'm not the person u're searching for

    Stranger: sorry

    You: Well, I'm not

    Stranger: me neither

    You: I'm looking for Jesus

    Stranger: omg good luck with that

    You: I heard he was Omegle

    Stranger: i bet

    Stranger: bye then

    Stranger: good luck

    You: **** you and y'ar ma


  • #86
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,732 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    I was going to start slagging you off!!

    Then I realised that I should make friends with that guy as he has so many nice girls as friends.

    ;)


  • #87
    take everything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,860 ✭✭✭take everything


    That moment of cold fear when you have been sussed well and proper.
    I enjoyed it so much I inflicted it on someone else.

    Makes sense. :D


  • #88
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Only the Mods know for sure, I bet they are having a good laugh at my deleted defensive post sticking up for a fellow Boardsie :mad:

    For no reason .. :p

    Were you sticking up for a male or female boardsie??
    Just out of curiosity :D


  • #89
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Kameron Muscular Grater wrote: »
    Were you sticking up for a male or female boardsie??
    Just out of curiosity :D

    Male ;)

    I genuinely thought, 'Heyyyyyy that's not right.." :mad:

    I deleted it cause I named them.


  • #90
    Drag00n79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭Drag00n79


    how do you do this? i mean what do you type so the reader's profile shows?


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  • #91
    Dante
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭Dante


    mars bar wrote: »
    Hey Dan, we have a friend in common! :D

    Haha, so we do....Although I barely know the bloke!

    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I genuinely thought, 'Heyyyyyy that's not right.." :mad:

    I deleted it cause I named them.

    I was actually wondering where that post went, I guess this explains it. :o


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