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Who to Sacrifice to Appease the Volcano?

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  • #32
    The Devil.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭The Devil.


    bluto63 wrote: »
    Nick Griffin. He needs to go back to his old buddy down there in the fire.

    He is no buddy of mine :confused:


  • #33
    ocokev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭ocokev


    How about Gerry Ryan.
    You could keep dipping him like a tea bag in a cup of tea.


  • #34
    Saft Hans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭Saft Hans


    Anyone who likes the Jonas Brothers and anyone who thinks shows like The Hills are real :rolleyes:


  • #35
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    The Hucklebuck should quench it's thirst. I believe in Cork Derek's nickname is Thrush..........cos he's an irritating cúnt.

    Or Daniel O'Donnell


  • #36
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. And actually make sure they burn this time.


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  • #37
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    Yar ma.


  • #38
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    Well, aren't virgins the traditional offering?

    Brilliant catch-22 for Ratzinger so.

    Q: Have you ever fiddled kids?
    A: No

    We have a virgin! Into the flames with ye!

    Q: Have you ever fiddled kids?
    A: [breaks down crying] Yes... this one time.. at priest camp...

    Paedo! Into the flames with ye!


  • #39
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Burkus wrote: »
    Now some hot ladies, then we would be getting somewhere

    You could lower some cold ladies in slowly ?


  • #40
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    snyper wrote: »
    Id throw Yore Ma in to it.

    Shes worn out at this stage*








    *see what i did there - the yore ma jokes are worn out.. you thought i was talking about your mother.. i wasnt.. she still got a few bangs left in her :pac:
    Or throw it into Yore Ma...see those jokes are not worn out like her yet :pac:


  • #41
    okioffice84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭okioffice84


    TWINK


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  • #42
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Don't forget someone for the back of the queue.
    ...And speaking of the rear - Paris Hilton! :rolleyes:


  • #43
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    Kerry Katona!

    This is Iceland we're talking about after all...


  • #44
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Do we want to appease the volcano or pi$$ it of further?

    Jessica Alba and Megan Fox should do the trick.

    We could try Nick Clegg and Eamonn Gilmore atm, cos apparently their sh1t don't stink!


  • #45
    Min
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭Min


    Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens and friends.

    It comes out they support arresting the Pope and it all blows up.


  • #46
    alex73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,729 ✭✭✭alex73


    Jedward, Pop one in and see what happens then drop the other.


  • #47
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Where's Bono in the poll?


  • #48
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    that brendan kilkenny wanker


  • #49
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    I for one welcome our new volcanic overlords


  • #50
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Xluna wrote: »
    Where's Bono in the poll?

    Fúck I knew I left out someone:rolleyes:


  • #51
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    moonstreet wrote: »
    "Dr" Conrad Murray, he killed Michael Jackson, sacraficing him to the vocano, is what he deserves, I hope he rots in hell!

    I'd like to buy him a drink.


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  • #52
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Brendan Ogle
    Tom Geraghty
    Gary Neville
    ..and myself tomorrow morning..better than suffering a hangover in work


  • #53
    scubaH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭scubaH


    My mother in law, lower her in nice and slow!


  • #54
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    Figure we could just chuck a cheeky little Volvic in there. See if that whole volcanicity thing is true.


  • #55
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Another vote for Bono here.

    Would you be arranging a viewing platform and a way to get there so we could all watch?


  • #56
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Build a fire

    Build a fire

    Build it up nice and high

    Stick Biffo on the top

    Jedward in the middle

    Douse it in petrol and burn the ****ing lot

    or just **** them all into the volcano... whichever works better!!!


  • #57
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Dunjohn wrote: »
    Figure we could just chuck a cheeky little Volvic in there. See if that whole volcanicity thing is true.

    and the gob****e from the ad, lets face it, it was him who pissed off the Volcano Gods!


  • #58
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    alex73 wrote: »
    Jedward, Pop one in and see what happens then drop the other.

    It would be better to make them stand on the edge, tell them one of them is going in and they'd have to pick who and be the one who pushes the other...then toss the other one in after :)

    Tho the planes might be grounded for another few weeks due to all the hairspray


  • #59
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,227 ✭✭✭rednik


    Joe Duffy while he's in the middle of presenting liveline.


  • #60
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    The Roman Emperor, or I mean the Pope - Fcuk him into it. I see he shed 'tears' with abuse victims in Malta yesterday. He'd have a lot of fcuking tears to shed if he came to our little island, the hypocrite.


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  • #61
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,099 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Quixiquoddal, the Volcano God is angry we must appease his wrath.


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