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Who to Sacrifice to Appease the Volcano?

  • 19-04-2010 11:37am
    #1
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭


    Right the title says it all. Lets get pagan and drop a few shrieking humans into its cavernous maw to appease the volcano gods.

    You decide :D

    (course we can't exactly fly 'em over, but what the hell)

    Who do we sacrifice to the Volcano ? 138 votes

    Biffo & Friends (yep all of them)
    0% 0 votes
    Jedward
    26% 36 votes
    Crystal Swing
    21% 30 votes
    Brendan O'Connor
    21% 29 votes
    Pope Benny Ratz
    10% 15 votes
    All of the above
    20% 28 votes


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  • #2
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Brian Cowen

    OR

    We could use Mary Harney to plug plug the hole?


  • #3
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Nick Griffin. He needs to go back to his old buddy down there in the fire.


  • #4
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    crystal fcuking swing.


  • #5
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    We should definitely load up the govt jet for a test flight in that direction. Jedward can tag along too.


  • #6
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'm sure those choices would only disgruntle Vulcan even further... He needs to be appeased... not used as an incinerator...


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  • #7
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pope Paedo XVIII or whatever his name is.


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The International Monetary Fund board of Directors.


  • #9
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Pamela Izevbekhai


  • #10
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Sykk wrote: »
    We could use Mary Harney to plug plug the hole?


    Good idea!


  • #11
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    I say we cool his hot heart with a fresh island song..


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  • #12
    moonstreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭moonstreet


    "Dr" Conrad Murray, he killed Michael Jackson, sacraficing him to the vocano, is what he deserves, I hope he rots in hell!


  • #13
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,519 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    I fear that putting Harney in might cause the volcano God to splutter and spew ash all over Europe. Oh, wait...

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Elton John.


    Altogether now:

    "It's no sacrifice... it's no sacrifice.... it's no sacrifiiiiice at all!"


  • #15
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Thierry Henry


  • #16
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Sykk wrote: »
    We could use Mary Harney to plug plug the hole?

    Risky idea...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement_(fluid)


  • #17
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    I say we cool his hot heart with a fresh island song..

    Or is it freshen his hot temper with a cool island song?


    I voted for all of the above, though I'm sure there are plenty more "famous" assholes we can do without.


  • #18
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    rabble rabble *unfunny politician joke* rabble


  • #19
    carrot_flowers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭carrot_flowers


    I think it just wants a sammich!


  • #20
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    feed it whoever you want, just don't give it any water! :eek:


  • #21
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    feed it whoever you want, just don't give it any water! :eek:

    So volcanos are like Gremlins......interesting.


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  • #22
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    moonstreet wrote: »
    "Dr" Conrad Murray, he killed Michael Jackson, sacraficing him to the vocano, is what he deserves, I hope he rots in hell!
    Don't think it was deliberate though...


  • #23
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    Where's the Anglo Irish Bank option? It's not like it's of any use to us anyway...

    (and if not the bank, then the ex board members at least!)


  • #24
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Bob the Seducer wrote: »
    Where's the Anglo Irish Bank option? It's not like it's of any use to us anyway...

    can't do that it's got all our money in it now


  • #25
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Bob the Seducer wrote: »
    Where's the Anglo Irish Bank option? It's not like it's of any use to us anyway...

    (and if not the bank, then the ex board members at least!)


    I suppose they'd come under the "Biffo & Friends" heading:)


  • #26
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,366 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Anyone who's ever given an interview to Heat Magazine.


  • #27
    Saft Hans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭Saft Hans


    Mary McAleese

    Like anyone would really miss her anyway.....:rolleyes:


  • #28
    ocokev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭ocokev


    Some Virginesque type person like Twink or would that cause it to belch and burp more.


  • #29
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Ryan Tubs.


  • #30
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Id throw Yore Ma in to it.

    Shes worn out at this stage*








    *see what i did there - the yore ma jokes are worn out.. you thought i was talking about your mother.. i wasnt.. she still got a few bangs left in her :pac:


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  • #31
    Burkus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Burkus


    You'll kill us all,
    If I was a volcano God and any one of the above was dropped in on me, I would go out of my way to make the world suffer,

    Now some hot ladies, then we would be getting somewhere


  • #32
    The Devil.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭The Devil.


    bluto63 wrote: »
    Nick Griffin. He needs to go back to his old buddy down there in the fire.

    He is no buddy of mine :confused:


  • #33
    ocokev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭ocokev


    How about Gerry Ryan.
    You could keep dipping him like a tea bag in a cup of tea.


  • #34
    Saft Hans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭Saft Hans


    Anyone who likes the Jonas Brothers and anyone who thinks shows like The Hills are real :rolleyes:


  • #35
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    The Hucklebuck should quench it's thirst. I believe in Cork Derek's nickname is Thrush..........cos he's an irritating cúnt.

    Or Daniel O'Donnell


  • #36
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. And actually make sure they burn this time.


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  • #37
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    Yar ma.


  • #38
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    Well, aren't virgins the traditional offering?

    Brilliant catch-22 for Ratzinger so.

    Q: Have you ever fiddled kids?
    A: No

    We have a virgin! Into the flames with ye!

    Q: Have you ever fiddled kids?
    A: [breaks down crying] Yes... this one time.. at priest camp...

    Paedo! Into the flames with ye!


  • #39
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Burkus wrote: »
    Now some hot ladies, then we would be getting somewhere

    You could lower some cold ladies in slowly ?


  • #40
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    snyper wrote: »
    Id throw Yore Ma in to it.

    Shes worn out at this stage*








    *see what i did there - the yore ma jokes are worn out.. you thought i was talking about your mother.. i wasnt.. she still got a few bangs left in her :pac:
    Or throw it into Yore Ma...see those jokes are not worn out like her yet :pac:


  • #41
    okioffice84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭okioffice84


    TWINK


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  • #42
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Don't forget someone for the back of the queue.
    ...And speaking of the rear - Paris Hilton! :rolleyes:


  • #43
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    Kerry Katona!

    This is Iceland we're talking about after all...


  • #44
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Do we want to appease the volcano or pi$$ it of further?

    Jessica Alba and Megan Fox should do the trick.

    We could try Nick Clegg and Eamonn Gilmore atm, cos apparently their sh1t don't stink!


  • #45
    Min
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭Min


    Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens and friends.

    It comes out they support arresting the Pope and it all blows up.


  • #46
    alex73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭alex73


    Jedward, Pop one in and see what happens then drop the other.


  • #47
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Where's Bono in the poll?


  • #48
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    that brendan kilkenny wanker


  • #49
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    I for one welcome our new volcanic overlords


  • #50
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Xluna wrote: »
    Where's Bono in the poll?

    Fúck I knew I left out someone:rolleyes:


  • #51
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    moonstreet wrote: »
    "Dr" Conrad Murray, he killed Michael Jackson, sacraficing him to the vocano, is what he deserves, I hope he rots in hell!

    I'd like to buy him a drink.


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