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General Chit chat / Randomness

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Nah, it ain't awkward...can be funny as a matter of fact, gives an insight about how "the other side" sees things. And huh, helps us guys feel a bit less like dirty perverts...well, a not "alone" at least :)


    It was awkward but still funny as hell. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    You know some very open people then.

    Remember getting stuck in a pub with three female friends and for the whole night all they talked about was sex and what they did with their bf's etc etc. Easily one of the most awkward nights of my life. And as usual when i find myself in situations like that i drank like there was no tomorrow......

    Something similar happened to me too....up til then I thought only lads talked like that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    I think women talk about sex a lot more than guys, maybe it's just because we talk a lot more in general? :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    I think women talk about sex a lot more than guys, maybe it's just because we talk a lot more in general? :o

    Yeah thats true...probably just gets blotted out by the rest of words ye speak :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    That was uncalled for :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    I think women talk about sex a lot more than guys, maybe it's just because we talk a lot more in general? redface.gif

    Lol, this is quite funny, especially the last period about the "we talk a lot more in general" :)

    Dunno Lemons, perhaps it's that we don't really like to share too much intimate details with other guys - luckily, we are essentially kind of gross :)

    Also, we can't really talk frankly about sex: as an example, the numbers always need to be scaled down considerably: A guy saying "I had X women" really means "I had X/4 women" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    That was uncalled for :(


    *Edited--happy now? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Everyone lies about sex.

    Like the girl in my local who i won't name, 18 years of age and claims she's had 6 sexual partners. She's really had 18.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    *Edited--happy now? :p

    Ecstatic darling :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    corkcomp wrote: »

    local women are a safer option alright .. is everybody LISTENING;):pac:

    explain?!!!......lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    imageworks wrote: »
    explain?!!!......lol

    I think he's referring to the ladyboys in Thailand, could be wrong though :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    I think he's referring to the ladyboys in Thailand, could be wrong though :pac:

    ya i still wana know what i'm a safe bet for tho!! lol!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    imageworks wrote: »
    ya i still wana know what i'm a safe bet for tho!! lol!

    Erm for not having a penis hun


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    Erm for not having a penis hun

    Once again well said haha :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    Erm for not having a penis hun

    you know what they say about the word 'assume' ......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    imageworks wrote: »
    you know what they say about the word 'assume' ......

    Yes I know what they say about that word.

    I don't think i get where this is going though haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    Yes I know what they say about that word.

    I don't think i get where this is going though haha

    sayin he shudnt assume the local women r safer.... i've seen some scary sights in cork..altho that mite be the hallucinations from the amount id drank....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Yeah happened to me last week in town was quite embarrassing, my dress rode up a wee bit and my penis was exposed to the whol of patrick street, oh the shame! :o:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    Yeah happened to me last week in town was quite embarrassing, my dress rode up a wee bit and my penis was exposed to the whol of patrick street, oh the shame! :o:D

    thats 2 f us....hate it when that happens....

    now....does he still tink we'r a safe bet?! lol!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    Ok, that line is fast approaching now eeekkkk


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Don't tell me the line is approaching, i drew that god damn line :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    Don't tell me the line is approaching, i drew that god damn line :cool:

    ahh it got smudged...dont wory bout it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Why is it that the one night you wanna go out, all your friends are broke or busy :(

    The Bróg is seriously missing me by now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    Why is it that the one night you wanna go out, all your friends are broke or busy :(

    The Bróg is seriously missing me by now!

    Just go in there plastered and make some new friends :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Just go in there plastered and make some new friends :D

    Seriously tempted at this stage! haha

    Guess it'll be Laura her teddy, laptop and bed for the night :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    Seriously tempted at this stage! haha

    Guess it'll be Laura her teddy, laptop and bed for the night :(

    Go get a bottle of wine,a takeaway and a dvd-- much better than spending the rest of your day on boards :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes



    Guess it'll be Laura her teddy, laptop and bed for the night :(

    u do know now that none of the boys can reply cos they're all off thinkin bout that!! lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Go get a bottle of wine,a takeaway and a dvd-- much better than spending the rest of your day on boards :p

    1. I can't drink on my own, it just doesn't seem right.

    2. Can't do a takeaway because im on a diet

    3. There's nothing wrong with spending my nights stalking boards

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    imageworks wrote: »
    u do know now that none of the boys can reply cos they're all off thinkin bout that!! lol

    I don't blame them, Mr. Bababoo is a pretty damn hot bear! ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭contenttypes


    I don't blame them, Mr. Bababoo is a pretty damn hot bear! ;)

    i know...i wudnt a piece myself....lol...


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