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  • #6872
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cicero is a fool, he bumped me off for the younger humpy hippo .........
    (oh wait, mmm not such a fool maybe i should throw in the towel, beatin by a younger model:()


  • #6873
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Joes Girls washes her all of her thrown towels at 60 degrees using Persil Automatic


  • #6874
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero melts in temperatures exceeding 60 (Fahrenheit that is in case anyone wants to be a smartarse)


  • #6875
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah looks at herself in the mirror all the time but never sees a smart ....arse


  • #6876
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero has no mirror reflection.


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  • #6877
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah gets up in the morning , turns to her mirror and asks...Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all....and the mirror says...I'm not a mirror, I'm your boyfriend you idiot...now put on your glasses and get me my breakfast...


  • #6878
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero has to make his own breakfast...


  • #6879
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    ...so does sNarah!!!!...and her boyfriends too....!!!:D


  • #6880
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Cicero and Snarah's little back and forth there didn't make everyone else in TcN uncomfortable,

    GET A ROOM ALREADY!


  • #6881
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Glenster makes breakfast for both of them.


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  • #6882
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Landsleaving's diet consists solely of Coca-cola and marshmallows.


  • #6883
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Thomas828 only works an 8 hour day but claims for 12


  • #6884
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Cicero will be performing next week at the Black Awareness rally with his band "Sexual Chocolate"


  • #6885
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Glenster has just found a new job, he has been hired to be Boy George's Spanking Pet Monkey.


  • #6886
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Snarah made a cod piece from an acorn shell


  • #6887
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Pot Noodle = eats burnt toast for tea everyday


  • #6888
    MoodeRator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    Cuicero has melted iceland :(


  • #6889
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Mooderater penis clamps are selling like hot cakes on ebay


  • #6890
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Pot Noodle= has used up all his credit on his pay-pal account


  • #6891
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Cicero connected a tube from his anus to his friend's anus and they passed their faeces back and forth. It's called chunnelling.


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  • #6892
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Brian Capture hearts ))<>((


  • #6893
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Glenster has taken the AH #1 motto of "Don't be a dick" to heart..and is living this value throughout his last 500 posts since February 2010.........


  • #6894
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Ouch!

    Let's lighten things up a bit.

    Cicero's wearing one of those hats with a propeller on the top of it.


  • #6895
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Glenster has a sore bottom and sticky fingers....


  • #6896
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Poor Uncle Tom never really had a cabin, he made it all up.


  • #6897
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    (did too, runs off crying.....)

    sNarah is skipping school...


  • #6898
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Poor Uncle Tom calls every coloured person a "Black little Sambo".


  • #6899
    MoodeRator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    sNarah is sponsored by crayola to go around colouring in every person she meets:P


  • #6900
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Mooderator is sponsored by Toyota and is their mascotte for promoting vehicle safety.


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  • #6901
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    sNarah thinks colour photography is taking pictures of black people..


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