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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cicero is a fool, he bumped me off for the younger humpy hippo .........
    (oh wait, mmm not such a fool maybe i should throw in the towel, beatin by a younger model:()


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    Joes Girls washes her all of her thrown towels at 60 degrees using Persil Automatic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Cicero melts in temperatures exceeding 60 (Fahrenheit that is in case anyone wants to be a smartarse)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    sNarah looks at herself in the mirror all the time but never sees a smart ....arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Cicero has no mirror reflection.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    sNarah gets up in the morning , turns to her mirror and asks...Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all....and the mirror says...I'm not a mirror, I'm your boyfriend you idiot...now put on your glasses and get me my breakfast...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Cicero has to make his own breakfast...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    ...so does sNarah!!!!...and her boyfriends too....!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 Glenster
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    Cicero and Snarah's little back and forth there didn't make everyone else in TcN uncomfortable,

    GET A ROOM ALREADY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 landsleaving
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    Glenster makes breakfast for both of them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 Thomas828
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    Landsleaving's diet consists solely of Coca-cola and marshmallows.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    Thomas828 only works an 8 hour day but claims for 12


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 Glenster
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    Cicero will be performing next week at the Black Awareness rally with his band "Sexual Chocolate"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Glenster has just found a new job, he has been hired to be Boy George's Spanking Pet Monkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 Pot Noodle =
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    Snarah made a cod piece from an acorn shell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    Pot Noodle = eats burnt toast for tea everyday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,777 MoodeRator
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    Cuicero has melted iceland :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 Pot Noodle =
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    Mooderater penis clamps are selling like hot cakes on ebay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    Pot Noodle= has used up all his credit on his pay-pal account


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 Brian Capture
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    Cicero connected a tube from his anus to his friend's anus and they passed their faeces back and forth. It's called chunnelling.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 Glenster
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    Brian Capture hearts ))<>((


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    Glenster has taken the AH #1 motto of "Don't be a dick" to heart..and is living this value throughout his last 500 posts since February 2010.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 Glenster
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    Ouch!

    Let's lighten things up a bit.

    Cicero's wearing one of those hats with a propeller on the top of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 Poor Uncle Tom
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    Glenster has a sore bottom and sticky fingers....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Poor Uncle Tom never really had a cabin, he made it all up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 Poor Uncle Tom
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    (did too, runs off crying.....)

    sNarah is skipping school...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Poor Uncle Tom calls every coloured person a "Black little Sambo".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,777 MoodeRator
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    sNarah is sponsored by crayola to go around colouring in every person she meets:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Mooderator is sponsored by Toyota and is their mascotte for promoting vehicle safety.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 Poor Uncle Tom
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    sNarah thinks colour photography is taking pictures of black people..


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