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Beards

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Beards are awesome. Any man who doesn't want a beard is one of two things:

    A) Not rugged enough to grow one
    B) A metrosexual (this is the worst kind of sexual)

    C) Averse to beard-rash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Every week.....

    Do I look pretty in my new beard?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    NothingMan wrote: »
    My gf likes me clean shaven and fresh faced,


    The real test of Manlieness is to completely ignore what your gf likes or wants*

    *note: Completely Ignoring girlfriends needs and wants, while manly, may lead to cases of extreme lonliness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Trashbat wrote: »
    The real test of Manlieness is to completely ignore what your gf likes or wants*

    *note: Completely Ignoring girlfriends needs and wants, while manly, may lead to cases of extreme lonliness


    It is fun to annoy the gf. Part of the reason I was growing my hair long. Then I went to the barbers and asked her to keep the length and neaten it up, and she somehow heard "short back & sides". Feckin women never listen. Now my gf thinks I did it for her!!! If she thinks she has too much control I'll never get her to do that thing I like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Zod has a moustache and beard, do you dare knock it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    C) Averse to beard-rash.

    That sounds very like something a metrosexual would say ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    mots like beards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    "Beard" is latin for "awesome faced manly man with a HUGE penis!!!"

    So what does that tell you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    "Beard" is latin for "awesome faced manly man with a HUGE penis!!!"

    So what does that tell you?

    That I don't want a 'beard' coming anywhere near my face now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    *cough*

    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I grew a goatee after getting my chin cut in an accident, grew it for 2 years without trimming it, now i grow a goatee for 4-6 months then go clean shaven for a few weeks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. So now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    furthest ive went is a goatee, made me look like roy keane so i shaved it off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Contessa Raven


    I love beards on men! I very rarely find bare faced men attractive. I think it's because no beard says "pre-pubescent boy".

    Manly men ftw! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Its Beardfacé Damit !!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,059 ✭✭✭conorhal


    I'd give it a go, but I'm a little afraid that I might get mistaken for a SIPTU offical and have the crap beaten outa me.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    conorhal wrote: »
    I'd give it a go, but I'm a little afraid that I might get mistaken for a SIPTU offical and have the crap beaten outa me.... :p
    Well it would be an honest mistake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    As a woman, have to say a beard on a man is a big turn-on.

    A proper beard, that is. None of that poncey goatee ****e. Anything that needs to be groomed/"designed" is out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.

    i have a beard now.

    I dont use linux you son of a ...!!

    Linux.. the shame

    She hates the beard.. im useing the excuse that the bathroom is been retiled, so ill drag out the job as long as i can and get a nice beard started. She'll need a chainsaw to remove it..

    .. mind you, knowing her she will use the chainsaw alright, but just remove my head.

    Its wuicker and will solve 2 problems in one for her :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    00112984 wrote: »
    As a woman, have to say a beard on a man is a big turn-out.

    I was under the illusion that turns (in this context) were either on or off, could you tell me if a turn out is a possitive or negative thing, or do a lot of people just turn up when a beardy man is around?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    NothingMan wrote: »
    do a lot of people just turn up when a beardy man is around?

    Only beard-haters.

    We're here;
    we're clear;
    we don't want anymore beards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I was under the illusion that turns (in this context) were either on or off, could you tell me if a turn out is a possitive or negative thing, or do a lot of people just turn up when a beardy man is around?

    It does happen. Wherever I go, people seem to be there!

    Some even want to stroke my beard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,138 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I don't recall ever setting out to "grow a beard" - more likely to be a case of "why did that kid start crying? Oh. " :o

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 858 ✭✭✭goingpostal


    I think any man that can grow a decent beard has an obligation to do so. A friend of mine and my brother would love to grow a beard but all they can manage, even with their best effort, is a kind of wispy, girly-beard. After about 4 weeks, my face is like a big bushy briar. My message to women is: Love Me, Love the Big-Bushy-Briar-Face. Baby. Or stick with your girly-girl man and his sissy baby-butt-smooth face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I grew a goatee around 3 years ago and have kept it ever since. I like it cos I have an oval face with a high forehead so it takes the general jimmy Carr-ish look off me! Only annoying thing about it is it tends to go ginger when it gets long. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭AllInOne


    Beards are incredibly sexy. All men should grow them. They make men look so much older and sophisticated. :P Beards = yay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭nehpets10


    I am not into beards at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    Wasn't allowed to grow one in school, I've barely seen my chin since I was 17. Beard, goatee, tache and goatee, I've done it all at this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    beards.jpg

    From last week's competition.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭MardiB


    Nothing turns me on more than a guy with a beard who still has bits of his breakfast in it, yum!


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