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Hands up who hasn't had sex with tiger woods

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  • #2
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I've had sex in the woods with a 'tiger', does that count?


  • #3
    Mackman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    .............


  • #4
    andy winter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I've had sex in the woods with a 'tiger', does that count?

    where you in the rough?


  • #5
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    andy winter wrote: »
    where you in the rough?

    Yeah, putting from the rough is great.

    Bend your knees, keep your shoulders straight, pull back slow, and then follow through.


  • #6
    x PyRo
    Moderators Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    Hands up who starts pointless threads.


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  • #7
    andy winter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Yeah, putting from the rough is great.

    Bend your knees, keep your shoulders straight, pull back slow, and then follow through.

    FOUR!


  • #8
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    x PyRo wrote: »
    Hands up who starts pointless threads.

    Reminds me of a Blackadder quote:
    Queen Elizabeth: And me, did you miss me Edmund?
    Blackadder: Madam, life without you is like a broken pencil.
    Queen Elizabeth: Explain...
    Blackadder: Pointless.


  • #9
    andy winter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    x PyRo wrote: »
    Hands up who starts pointless threads.


    so pointless you just had to come on and comment :rolleyes:;)


  • #10
    x PyRo
    Moderators Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    andy winter wrote: »
    so pointless you just had to come on and comment :rolleyes:;)

    No, i felt obliged to do it. For the good of the nation.


  • #11
    andy winter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    x PyRo wrote: »
    No, i felt obliged to do it. For the good of the nation.

    :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    x PyRo
    Moderators Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    Permanent twitch ?.


  • #13
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    andy winter wrote: »
    http://www.designofsignage.com/application/symbol/hands/image/600x600/hand-point-up-2.jpg


    seems just about everyone else has! :eek:

    You fingered him, though? :confused:


  • #14
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Tiger's supposed to have told his missus about all the pro's he's had.

    More of them coming forward saying that he screwed them and hasn't told the missus about them, so his missus will not be able to trust his half truths.

    Cannot wait for him to come back to Australia so I can heckle him from the crowd.

    Apparently he likes to have his balls polished before each stroke.


  • #15
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    andy winter wrote: »
    http://www.designofsignage.com/application/symbol/hands/image/600x600/hand-point-up-2.jpg


    seems just about everyone else has! :eek:

    Hold on, have i just travelled back in time?

    What next? A thread about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston breaking up? Perhaps you've just heard The Spice Girls have split?


  • #16
    x PyRo
    Moderators Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    What next? A thread about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston breaking up? Perhaps you've just heard The Spice Girls have split?

    OMG OMG OMG Why did no one tell me about this ?


  • #17
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    x PyRo wrote: »
    OMG OMG OMG Why did no one tell me about this ?

    Don't worry, they'll all go on to have successful solo careers!


  • #18
    x PyRo
    Moderators Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Don't worry, they'll all go on to have successful solo careers!

    Justice!


  • #19
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    andy winter wrote: »
    Hands up who hasn't had sex with tiger woods

    O/


  • #20
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I regret nothing.


  • #21
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Hold on, have i just travelled back in time?

    What next? A thread about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston breaking up? Perhaps you've just heard The Spice Girls have split?

    The wheel and fire have just been discovered in Co Laois


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  • #22
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Damn...
    He got around


  • #23
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I've had sex with a tiger - but I during the day, I call her my wife.


  • #24
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Biggins wrote: »
    I've had sex with a tiger - but I during the day, I call her my wife.

    Is she grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat?


  • #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Is she grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat?
    That would be telling but I've no complaints.
    I'm a lucky man :o


  • #26
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    /o\
    /\ ;)


  • #27
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,536 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    andy winter wrote: »
    FOUR!

    FORE !!!!


  • #28
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    A lion would never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood



    /leaves


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    A lion would never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood
    /leaves
    You forgot your coat - hang on - we will ALL get it for you. :p


  • #30
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Did you hear that he actually plays golf as well?

    Weird huh?


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  • #31
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I prefer pussy to tiger


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