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Man nearly dies in motorboating accident!

  • 07-04-2010 02:45AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    NO this is NOT about Boobs, you dirty minded feckers :mad:

    Well, to be fair - it is actually .. :pac:

    BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend Steven nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

    The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

    Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

    Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

    "This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

    "A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

    Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

    Startled Steven - who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

    "I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

    "The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

    Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.

    Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."
    She is now single and is planning a career in modeling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

    She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

    "But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them."

    40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain's biggest bust.
    Source


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    What a tit....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Nearly died happy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Attached is a pic of the young lady in question, bloody hell they are big


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Wouldn't be the worst way to die.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Hmmm, getting the feeling that his just may be a publicity stunt......





    EDIT:
    She is now single and is planning a career in modeling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    40LL :eek::eek::eek:


    How the HELL can she even walk???
    Her back must be in agony.

    I mean seriously...get a reduction for health reasons!


    Wait a minute...why do I have the feeling I've posted something like this before to a thread started by Pete....or somehow related to Pete....

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    friendface wrote: »
    What the hell: I would.




    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Overheal wrote: »
    What the hell: I would.

    All sorts of fun to be had with them :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Overheal wrote: »
    What the hell: I would.




    .

    Same here, but just the one night TBH.

    Anymore than that would be quite sh1t because she has a really annoying voice!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    40LL?! Thats more like the TIT-anic rather that a motorboat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Overheal wrote: »
    What the hell: I would.




    .

    More than a handful is a waste, imo. Give some of that boobage to good-looking washboard-chested ladies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    More than a handful is a waste, imo. Give some of that boobage to good-looking washboard-chested ladies.

    Blasphemy, that will be €25,000 please.

    More than a handful isn't a waste, especially for a one time thing, because then you can say something cool like I rode this girl with tits this *pulls arms really far apart* size.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    More than a handful is a waste, imo. Give some of that boobage to good-looking washboard-chested ladies.
    You're just not thinking about it right.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,903 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    Those massive things could be where Bin Laden is hiding.

    Search Minions, Search!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Some of the comments under the article are gas:
    Bless her! She looks really sweet in that video. Hope she buys something nice for her kids though with the money the paper will have given her, they'll be bloody mortified when they grow up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

    Gee, and I thought being stoned to death was a barbaric way to die:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    M5 wrote: »
    Hmmm, getting the feeling that his just may be a publicity stunt......


    EDIT:

    That was my impression after 10 seconds. Weird that it oozed publicity after 5 lines of the article and the lame description of what happened


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    death bye moter boating.....:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    x PyRo wrote: »
    Those massive things could be where Bin Laden is hiding.

    Search Minions, Search!

    Probably has Shergar in there as well.
    Her back will be destroyed if it isn't already.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    boner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I'm quite confused here.

    When did it become acceptable to interchange the words, "fat bitch" with "big boobs"?

    She has enormous breasts because she's a whale. Almost any woman could claim the same thing if they ate their entire family for breakfast.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    seamus wrote: »
    I'm quite confused here.

    When did it become acceptable to interchange the words, "fat bitch" with "big boobs"?

    She has enormous breasts because she's a whale. Almost any woman could claim the same thing if they ate their entire family for breakfast.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60817078&postcount=1
    'Listen, you don't have big breasts! You've fat breasts!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    excellent baps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Old old news by now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    seamus wrote: »
    When did it become acceptable to interchange the words, "fat bitch" with "big boobs"?

    When they were massive.

    Beside from the photo (haven't seen the video) it appears she has a decent enough flab-to-tits ratio so it's all good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    beeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwbbsss


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    seamus wrote: »
    I'm quite confused here.

    When did it become acceptable to interchange the words, "fat bitch" with "big boobs"?

    She has enormous breasts because she's a whale. Almost any woman could claim the same thing if they ate their entire family for breakfast.

    I call foul.

    No way is she a "whale".

    Look at the pic again.

    Her stomach is almost flat.

    Okay, maybe she's wearing whatever chicks wear to tighten that area, but if she was a whale, no way could she do that.

    Mary Harney could be described as a 'whale' (sorry Mary) and her boobs do not appear "big", she's almost flat chested.

    No, this woman has a great set of knockers and is far far from a fat bird, let alone a "whale".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Her stomach looks flat in relation to her tits.

    She has two chins, just like a blue whale.


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