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Things you've accidentally dropped into the toilet ...

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  • #32
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alcohol induced projectile vomit.

    Last sundays copy of the sunday independent having wiped my hole with it


  • #33
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Last sundays copy of the sunday independent having wiped my hole with it

    is that your way of giving two fingers to the indo? or you just like expensive toilet paper?


  • #34
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    i knew a man (55 - 60 yrs old) who had gastric, puked his false teeth into the bog but flushed, this man went to the ceptic tank to retrieve his teeth, true story :eek:


  • #35
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    A large peppery shite.

    Shot through with gherkins and sweetcorn.


  • #36
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Car key. Disaster.


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  • #37
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    My life.


  • #38
    old gregg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    cock robin wrote: »
    My life.
    perfect


  • #39
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A friend of mine and his missus came to stay with us and headed off to the beach one day. When they came back, the thicker of the two decided to empty the sand out of his wife's bag into our toilet. He said that he spotted the diamond engagement ring in the bottom of the bowl, but still pulled the lever. He spent the rest of his holiday trying to get the ring out of our septic tank, then went back to England and successfully claimed £2500 on his insurance.

    One of these days, I'm gonna get me a snorkel and a pair of Marigolds, cos the ring's still down there.


  • #40
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »
    i knew a man (55 - 60 yrs old) who had gastric, puked his false teeth into the bog but flushed, this man went to the ceptic tank to retrieve his teeth, true story :eek:


    NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

    Thats not allowed to be true :eek:


  • #41
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

    Thats not allowed to be true :eek:

    it is a true story im afraid, dirty cheap funker


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