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General Chit chat / Randomness

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    NoDice wrote: »




    Yo, what's shaken' Kitty? :)


    the cat is of course.


    darn thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    NoDice wrote: »
    Ha ha really? Abuse it to the last!!! :D

    I was just embarrassed! lol

    Cue Laura going off on a rant in the middle of a club:
    "Do you not think i can buy my own drinks? I have my own money i don''t need your god damn handouts! ........ oh okay i'll have a double southern comfort and lime and a tequila please"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    I was just embarrassed! lol

    Cue Laura going off on a rant in the middle of a club:
    "Do you not think i can buy my own drinks? I have my own money i don''t need your god damn handouts! ........ oh okay i'll have a double southern comfort and lime and a tequila please"

    :D

    Ha ha ha that's brilliant!!

    I think the worst rant I went on in a club was in Havanas. Some fella kept coming on way too strong to girls and I was disgusted. I went to pass him to get to the bar then and he grabbed my bum and said something filthy. I didn't even let him finish his sentence. I grabbed him by the balls (ha his face at this stage was seriously like this - :eek: I thought he was going to cry!) and basically told him where he could take them and his sleazy hands.

    Didn't see him for the rest of the night. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    NoDice wrote: »
    Ha ha ha that's brilliant!!

    I think the worst rant I went on in a club was in Havanas. Some fella kept coming on way too strong to girls and I was disgusted. I went to pass him to get to the bar then and he grabbed my bum and said something filthy. I didn't even let him finish his sentence. I grabbed him by the balls (ha his face at this stage was seriously like this - :eek: I thought he was going to cry!) and basically told him where he could take them and his sleazy hands.

    Didn't see him for the rest of the night. ;)

    I want to go to town with you woman! :pac:

    I got pinned up against a wall in the Bróg by this HUGE russian, you shoulda been there to hurt him! lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    NoDice wrote: »
    Ha ha ha that's brilliant!!

    I think the worst rant I went on in a club was in Havanas. Some fella kept coming on way too strong to girls and I was disgusted. I went to pass him to get to the bar then and he grabbed my bum and said something filthy. I didn't even let him finish his sentence. I grabbed him by the balls (ha his face at this stage was seriously like this - :eek: I thought he was going to cry!) and basically told him where he could take them and his sleazy hands.

    Didn't see him for the rest of the night. ;)

    Ha ha, that's brilliant & he deserved it, If you had balls you'd understand. I'm almost crying just thinking about it. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    I want to go to town with you woman! :pac:

    I got pinned up against a wall in the Bróg by this HUGE russian, you shoulda been there to hurt him! lol

    What! OMG I've never seen problems like that in the Brog! The bouncers would have been delighted to take care of him for you! Were you ok? What did you do?

    TBH I'm a really small lady so I couldn't hurt a fly if I sat on it :D but if a guy hits on me and I've already told him no then I know how to make him move on quickly enough. Some guys can just be so rotten and they need to be thrown UNDER their high horse! :mad::mad:

    /rant over...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    mudokon wrote: »
    Ha ha, that's brilliant & he deserved it, If you had balls you'd understand. I'm almost crying just thinking about it. :pac:

    Ha ha actually has anyone seen the new South Park where Randy tries to buy the medical marijuana and what he does to qualify for it?? Funniest (weirdest) thing I've seen in ages!!!! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    I havent watched South Park in ages, been meaning to get back into it though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    NoDice wrote: »
    What! OMG I've never seen problems like that in the Brog! The bouncers would have been delighted to take care of him for you! Were you ok? What did you do?

    TBH I'm a really small lady so I couldn't hurt a fly if I sat on it :D but if a guy hits on me and I've already told him no then I know how to make him move on quickly enough. Some guys can just be so rotten and they need to be thrown UNDER their high horse! :mad::mad:

    /rant over...


    I wasted a near full pint of Bulmers threw it at his head, bouncers laughed at him as he back off then came over to check if i was ok etc In fairness to them they got me a fresh pint at the bar :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    mudokon wrote: »
    I havent watched South Park in ages, been meaning to get back into it though.

    Ha ha yeah I was in stitches now at that one. Randy is just the best!
    I wasted a near full pint of Bulmers threw it at his head, bouncers laughed at him as he back off then came over to check if i was ok etc In fairness to them they got me a fresh pint at the bar :D

    God I hope you're ok. I would have been really scared, I'd probably have started crying or I'd have Chuck Norris'd his @ss! We'll never know I guess. ;) But good job hun. Glad you're ok.

    Haven't even been to the Brog in a while, I've been so broke I've been drinking so much at home instead! Will have to look out for ya next time I'm in there! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    I wont be hard to miss, the girl at the bar doing tequila or dancing on tables being told off my bouncers :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Hey :) how is everyone today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    I wont be hard to miss, the girl at the bar doing tequila or dancing on tables being told off my bouncers :D

    :( - Tequila.. It doesn't make me happy..
    kingtut wrote: »
    Hey :) how is everyone today?

    Good evening Mr Tut. :) How're you today? Working?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭kingtut


    NoDice wrote: »
    Good evening Mr Tut. :) How're you today? Working?

    I am good thanks Ms. Dice! Working...umm yes I am 'working' and yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    kingtut wrote: »
    I am good thanks Ms. Dice! Working...umm yes I am 'working' and yourself?

    Ha ha "working" also (checking what the weather is like in Tenerife :D ).

    Finished at 6 now but just asked if I could go at 5 so fingers crossed!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭nursemar88


    good evening all! back in cork after a nice holiday off work! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    nursemar88 wrote: »
    good evening all! back in cork after a nice holiday off work! :D

    when you back @ work? dunno why but it feels like a Thursday already:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭nursemar88


    corkcomp wrote: »
    when you back @ work? dunno why but it feels like a Thursday already:rolleyes:
    back tommorrow... 12 hour shift! :( fear of me really! :rolleyes: were you working yesterday?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    nursemar88 wrote: »
    back tommorrow... 12 hour shift! :( fear of me really! :rolleyes: were you working yesterday?

    Ah it could be worse.. your starting off mid-week:D no way, was sleeping and surfing boards in the morning and fixing an engine after that and then sleeping again lol :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭nursemar88


    corkcomp wrote: »
    Ah it could be worse.. your starting off mid-week:D no way, was sleeping and surfing boards in the morning and fixing an engine after that and then sleeping again lol :p
    ah not too bad so.... sleeping good! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    Evening all. :)

    Glad it's not Thursday as if it was I should have been at work all day instead of lazing around.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    mudokon wrote: »
    Evening all. :)

    Glad it's not Thursday as if it was I should have been at work all day instead of lazing around.

    thurs - sunday shift? I remember them well, especially the Sundays:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    Man Anglesea Garda station is quite a confusing place!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    Man Anglesea Garda station is quite a confusing place!!

    anything you want to share?:confused::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    corkcomp wrote: »
    anything you want to share?:confused::pac:

    It wasn't me in trouble :p

    But still kinda can't get into it here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    corkcomp wrote: »
    thurs - sunday shift? I remember them well, especially the Sundays:eek:

    It's normally thurs - sat but have to work sunday as well this week. :( hopefully enough people will opt for going to the distillery & I get saturday off then. I'll take sunday off too. 2 day week ftw. :D
    Man Anglesea Garda station is quite a confusing place!!

    The big round room with windows all around it. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    mudokon wrote: »
    It's normally thurs - sat but have to work sunday as well this week. :( hopefully enough people will opt for going to the distillery & I get saturday off then. I'll take sunday off too. 2 day week ftw. :D



    The big round room with windows all around it. :confused:

    Yeah i was in there early so the immigration part was just opening so the place was jam packed and everyone was just standing around randomly inside there so i sat down thinking they were all queueing up for the public info windows...well until the window in the immirgation booth opened and there was a stampede :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    Yeah i was in there early so the immigration part was just opening so the place was jam packed and everyone was just standing around randomly inside there so i sat down thinking they were all queueing up for the public info windows...well until the window in the immirgation booth opened and there was a stampede :P

    nothing is really signposted in there either. The lost & found for taxi's is in there too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    I think i'd kind of love to be a taxi driver, the amount of fun drunken conversations you'd have is amazing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Papa_Lazarou


    I think i'd kind of love to be a taxi driver, the amount of fun drunken conversations you'd have is amazing

    And the amount of sick you would have to clean up would just be so much fun :P


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